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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

kierrie posted:

It's called lawyers working for $600 an hour

They would say they deserve more

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i bill by the footlong

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Mozi posted:

i bill by the footlong

You work from home? Lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i was trying to imply that i prostitute myself (footlong = big ol' wanger) but that's true as well

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
I exclusively order the spicy italian with pepperjack on foot-long italian herbs and cheeses. I add lettuce, onions and a small amount of chipotle southwest.

I've ordered only this for a decade now.

Ladies, if you're looking for a commitment, I'm over here.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

My subway map dart exercise has led me to:

127 Tomlinson N St
Lucasville, OH 45648

Looks like I'm going to Ohio for vacation to eat here!!

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
fun fact: there are more Subway restaurants worldwide than any other restaurant

but not all are participating in $6 February Footlong Fest

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

unpleasantly turgid posted:

I exclusively order the spicy italian with pepperjack on foot-long italian herbs and cheeses. I add lettuce, onions and a small amount of chipotle southwest.

I've ordered only this for a decade now.

Ladies, if you're looking for a commitment, I'm over here.

I get literally the same thing except ranch & I have salt/pepper, oregano, and parmasean added

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Ask em to put the onions and peppers on the bread before they toast it that's some hot subway hidden menu poo poo right there

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

unpleasantly turgid posted:

I exclusively order the spicy italian with pepperjack on foot-long italian herbs and cheeses. I add lettuce, onions and a small amount of chipotle southwest.

I've ordered only this for a decade now.

Ladies, if you're looking for a commitment, I'm over here.

This is almost exactly what I got for years as well, just more vegetables. Then I began working on my weight. A spicy italian can have up to 1,200 calories or something. Then again, even a veggie sub can have that if you fill it with ranch and some other poo poo. I moved to a chicken breast sub with mustard instead of mayo or whatever but then I wasn't eating enough calories. I think another subway thread turned me onto the BMT. A happy medium.

I'm going to die by sodium. Well no, alcohol but poo poo these things have a lot of salt.


edit: eh, after looking at the nutrition I guess it mostly boils down to the toppings. But when you're counting calories one or two hundred calories is a big difference.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Feb 22, 2017

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
My friend used to get a roast beef foot long exclusively.

What kind of cheese? None
Any sauce? None
Any vegetables? None
Are you sure? Yes

He got bread and roast beef every time. I don't know how he did that.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Next time ask for two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Pennywise the Frown posted:

My friend used to get a roast beef foot long exclusively.

What kind of cheese? None
Any sauce? None
Any vegetables? None
Are you sure? Yes

He got bread and roast beef every time. I don't know how he did that.

I am very impressed that your friend did not die.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Gaunab posted:

Next time ask for two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

They have a giant Big Mac now.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Pennywise the Frown posted:

They have a giant Big Mac now.

And yet, it's not big enough.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There's been lots of talk about Subway around these parts lately and I decided to check it out again. It was bad, what a mistake it was ordering from them! I got a toasted buffalo chicken sandwich, but they gave me ice cold chicken with it. Like what the gently caress? Was disgusting! Ice cold chicken on a hot sub? What the gently caress were they thinking? They used to actually microwave the drat chicken first.

Didn't even finish the first half of the sandwich before giving up on it.

Wish I went literally anywhere else for dinner tonight!

Ummm you watched them make it. Did your crippling social anxiety prevent you from saying "Heat that chicken up you scrubs". Theyre artists they would probably appreciate your constructive criticisms.

cnut
May 3, 2016

phallocentriloquist posted:

Was outside of a Subway sandwichery the other day. Heard somebody call it "the Underground Railroad" and tsked because that's not even close to accurate.

That's exactly what I would expect a phallocentriloquist to say :colbert:

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Kelp Me! posted:

:yeah:

Subway's alright but lol remember Blimpie's how garbage was that place

there are a few still in existence and they don't even try to hide how sad they are

also I'm sad all the Quizno'ses around me closed they were pretty good

lol what kind of moron would call their sandwich chain "blimpie"? it sounds like a terrible sex move like a cleveland steamer or a states rights special

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

That Robot posted:

lol what kind of moron would call their sandwich chain "blimpie"? it sounds like a terrible sex move like a cleveland steamer or a states rights special

youre thinking of a blumpkin

and now i'm thinking of a blumpkin :fap:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh, i see. the footlong refers to a giant poo poo

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
SOUNDS LIKE you didn't eat fresh

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol @ tha OP failing at eating fresh


AYO OP



maybe




MAYBE



you should motherfucking eat motherfuuuuuckin FRESH B1tCH!!!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Chinatown posted:

lol @ tha OP failing at eating fresh


AYO OP



maybe




MAYBE



you should motherfucking eat motherfuuuuuckin FRESH B1tCH!!!

whatever Momma Koehler

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
people who eat subway every day always have that distinct smell

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

a bone to pick posted:

people who eat subway every day always have that distinct smell

yeah, FRESH

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im getting hungry

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

numberoneposter posted:

im getting hungry

It's dinner time bitch. You live in SLC?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

no and im trying to resist the urge to order combo b from my favorite greeasy chinese food place because its like a 2000 calorie meal

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
I'm just a messenger. Good sandwich tidings and what

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

Only thing I get at Subway is diarrhea.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Dicty Brojangles posted:

Only thing I get at Subway is diarrhea.

Bread, meat, cheese, and vegetables shouldn't give you diarrhea, I would recommend seeing a doctor, friend.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

listeria sucks

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

500 bad things posted:

listeria sucks

Be careful, subway lawyers are everywhere. Every. Where.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Professor SJW posted:

youre thinking of a blumpkin

and now i'm thinking of a blumpkin :fap:

not entirely but sure let's go with that

but what the sweet gently caress is "blimpie" supposed to mean?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

That Robot posted:

not entirely but sure let's go with that

but what the sweet gently caress is "blimpie" supposed to mean?

it's when a woman feeds you a sandwich while you're on the toilet

cnut
May 3, 2016

Professor SJW posted:

it's when a woman feeds you a sandwich while you're on the toilet

Hahaha

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Professor SJW posted:

it's when a woman feeds you a sandwich while you're on the toilet

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Professor SJW posted:

it's when a woman feeds you a sandwich while you're on the toilet

Hell, I mean why not

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH
The Subway by my house actually has a "Sandwich Artist" I don't have to tell him how to make a sandwich, I just say "dealers choice" and he makes me something. He remembers that I always buy Jalapeno chips for my co-worker and never asks questions. I hate when they ask questions.

He just makes a sandwich and it's typically edible. That's all I ask for a sandwich.

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Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
I've never had any of these bad experiences. maybe Subway shops in the US are uniquely bad or something

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