i have seen the future and its name is TWITTER

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ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

CaptainSarcastic posted:

About the only time I intentionally go to Twitter is when the I'm banned and I check Lowtax's account to talk poo poo to him.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:27

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 20:19

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

I like memes

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:33

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

I'm just gonna go ahead and fill up this thread till I get back to 69 post/day tia

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:34

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Parallax Scroll posted:

please fund my startup "twatter" where you can post up to 140 twats at at time

this is bait for a your mother joke, right?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:57

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

I have seen the present and it is poo poo

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:08

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Nolan Arenado posted:

I'm going to tweet at some famous people and see if they respond. I will choose who by some random means.

edit: I asked Marcia Gay Harden if she liked pancakes or waffles, I guess we'll see how useful twitter really is.

I like and am confused by your new forums name

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:17

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

SHISHKABOB posted:

I think you left your responsibilities ON THE BACK BURNER 4 2 LONG whoops caps lock

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:23

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Parallax Scroll posted:

wasn't meant to be but if you have a good one go for it

Parallax Scroll posted:

140 twats

still wouldnt equal the size of her gaping vagina

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:26

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Parallax Scroll posted:

an even bigger twat

besides me there is no such thing

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:34

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

I'm gay

-Hardawn

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:35

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Nolan Arenado posted:

I am just going to tweet at lesser and lesser celebrities until someone replies to me. All twitter has done so far is make me angry!!

yea eventually you'll make it to lowtax and you can finally turn your monitor off lol

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:36

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Chinatown posted:

rip your av I wonder if dg is out of rehab or not

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:39

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

is that Bernie Sanders lol wtf

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:40

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 20:19

ra tehuti: Feb 9, 2017; Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

scott zoloft posted:

that was only the sign up page

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:43

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