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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I'm actually wearing ladies deodorant and I think THAT is the future DGSW.

I forgot to put my deodorant on this morning. I forgot to go downstairs and get the new Speed Stick out of the grocery bag downstairs and bring it to my bathroom so I went through my morning routine and just never did it. So then I took my wife to lunch and was like, gently caress, muh pits are all swampy and she's like gently caress it dude, use some secret.

I slopped this poo poo on and I smell pretty good and I'm dry as gently caress up in there. It's a little waxy but the smell reminds me of loving fat girls in college so w/e.

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