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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



I'm gonna be ed balls from now on.


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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

SpaceGoku posted:

imagine if the piss tape was the only thing in that which was fake

it would be a dark day to discover that truth

i actually think this is more or less the truth

trump has some shady dealings with russia but not quite to the extent of being a blackmailed asset of fsb, just convergent political interests with some background financial corruption. what remains to be seen is if the dossier leak will be bad bc he can use the false assertions as cover or good bc it forces people to look deeper into it

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:



The right honourable Ed Balls has decreed this thread the designated waiting list for liver and pancreas transplants.

This megathread, as per C-SPAM tradition is run and maintained (poorly of course) by a bunch of alcoholic derelicts and druggies who choose poorly how to spend their free time! :sparkles:

:tutbutt: :tutbutt: :tutbutt: :tutbutt:

This megathread's focus is generally on Donald Trump's current reign as Chancellor of his puppet regime which is run by an ad-hoc skeleton crew known as The Legion of Doom, i.e. "Why we Drink" set to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgsZx9kHvU4



However, international and domestic incidents are covered as well as loose and general topics, just with the spin of drunken insight into uncharted waters.

Despite being a huge mess of a thread, it is not a chat thread. We have one here.

Our current C-SPAM president at the time of writing this is: crazy cloud All hail! May his unconventional wisdom be our light in these dark and trying times. Inshallah~

Nite Crew has a radio station/video/chat thing which helps unwind from the insanity and blow off some steam :beerpal:
It is most active during EST evening hours, between 7 pm - 1 am Movies typically run at 10 pm EST
http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew



Everyone is welcome to post! Day Crew, Lurkers, Tourists, D&D refugees, whatever. It's not some exclusive club, nobody gives a shiet. :justpost:

There are only a few conditions to keep in mind while posting here if you are new to this thread and C-SPAM in general.

C-SPAM's Nite Crew embraces the philosophy of Ephemerality: In which all good and bad things come to an end eventually, and our posting is but a mandala for Death 👏 Is 👏 Certain~👏 Namaste.

Fenrir's chains are broken. Hannibal ad portas. Dondal T;armp did a reverse benghazi killing an 8 year old american girl who liked minnie mouse cartoons and an american soldier. Kali has come to collect. Oppenheimer did nothing wrong. Dr. Ian Malcolm was right.




Especially if you are new, read the rules!!

This is important so that you aren't the type of poster that goes

"B-b-but...I came here into this sub-forum to this thread specifically to find substantial news instead of a news site and to engage in disingenuous intellectual debate where I am always right and you are wrong. Instead... all I got was pages and pages of circlejerks, tired memes and terrible youtube links to music!!! I'm complaining because my tummy is upset on account of drinking too much milk and I refuse to offer any articles or links of my own and I won't contribute either!!!"
:qqsay:



You aren't the first, and you won't be the last at the McDonald's Drive Thru window. Spam is in the name of the sub-forum :chloe: It's a fast and loose environment and yer just kicking the hornet's nest if you choose to hit submit reply without this kind of self-awareness going in this thread. It's just a fair warning.

If you really want to have a discussion on a particular topic with regards to Trump, his cabinet or what the h*ck is going on America today, provide links and articles or news. People will engage you! Just don't expect to always fully pan out. Drunks have hang overs to deal with in this nightmare scenario and prefer summaries.

Brevity is cherished here unlike D&D.





If you truly want to gaze into the abyss and learn what the gently caress really happened today, we have this nifty Abyss Gazer device. (Seriously, click on it. You're welcome.)



It is a patented prototype that allows you to observe safely in the finite space of our lives, the dark aura convalescing into this pit of despair without making your brain bleed right out into your eye sockets and dripping grey goo tears after warping into a subconscious singularity where distinguishing the gap between reality and a farce is impossible and you just never come back. :tif:

It's not a guarantee, should the prototype fail:

Alcohol has been proven by Nite Crew scientists after laborious experimentation to be the one guarantee to ensure your brain does not go completely broken to survive this presidency.

Time has slowed down significantly since our first Twitter-American President's whirlwind transition into the White House. It has been proven by Nite Crew scientists that alcohol is a time traveling device that will help you escape the phenomenon of slowed down time being weighed down by this highly dense pocket of insanity by briefly altering your consciousness and desyncing it from this current timeline and allowing you to fast forward when possible.

Black out periods have been recorded as common, so as always use it safely and responsibly since tampering with time and space with alcohol requires a massive amount of energy resulting in volatile and unstable rifts in the continuum. :science:



Should you find your alcohol tolerance level too high after a certain point and can no longer fast forward through time, which will be unavoidable after a period.... It will be time to shatter the veil by using alcohol as an incendiary device against the structure that houses this swirling mass known as the Reality Distortion Bubble. You will know when the Reality Distortion Bubble reveals itself, cloaked in the flag and cross, spewing fascist rhetoric.



Be sure to waste as much American whiskey as possible in the process of undertaking in this eventual, inevitable and arduous task.




All good and bad things come to an end, you should know this by now, inshallah. :twisted:

The Previous thread can be found here.

Here's to 7 more slow, torturous years of this insanity if we aren't lucky enough to be vaporized off this floating chunk of dust suspended in space. It's been a month. :cheers:



Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Salt Fish posted:

Yes, but the shitbox is the database server.

radium!!!!!!!! :argh:

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

murked by dragon posted:

this is the fresh start, the new beginning that so many of you have craved

cherish every post, every moment

be the chantge you want toi see in the world



Does he still rate waifus?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



<---- Page 1 post haver

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

cumshitter posted:

I think I may have latent narcissistic issues becaus every time anyone I know talks to me about their problems I always offer the same solution: brag about how great I am and how the complainer is great for knowing me

does this mean I'm going to be president someday?
yeah, we're all pretty great people for putting up with you, and you're pretty great for knowing us, glad you noticed

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




g o nl n si g o b l i n s go i n s g o b l i n a go b ulns g p c k i m s go nljb s g o b l ib a g o hl obr g p b l j b e a gpbljns gonlins TRJMKP TRYMO TDUNPO TRILP YRUNO TRUMP TEUNP TRUMP goblins

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mo_Steel posted:

never forget



we must avoid this fate, i have faith in my fellow posters. :glomp:

lol lf was poo poo and seems to be looked back on fondly only by bad posters

we seem to be doing pretty well so far

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


New thread?

Nice, not gonna let the sex numbers by this time
:11tea:

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Krazyface posted:

lol just lol if you don't post on every single prime number page

prime numbers are solitary, they cannot be divided by anything except for 1 and themselves, they give us strength

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Tonight is the golden dawn of trump threads

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

wow a new pg already just like a new thread too woww

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

a-bloo bloo radium's bad code :qq:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Robert Plant posted:

I didn't drink today

I'll show myself out

theres a reason the one day chips are plastic. It's because you're supposed to have a lot of them

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Welcome.

To Die.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Relevant Tangent posted:

I hope Milo gets actual help and comes to terms with how much he's hosed everything up. otoh he's going to be a pebble in the avalanche that eventually brings down Trump, so that's pretty cool.
He is almost certainly not that.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

StashAugustine posted:

i actually think this is more or less the truth

trump has some shady dealings with russia but not quite to the extent of being a blackmailed asset of fsb, just convergent political interests with some background financial corruption. what remains to be seen is if the dossier leak will be bad bc he can use the false assertions as cover or good bc it forces people to look deeper into it

Hmm interesting, on the other hand

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

<---- Page 1 post haver

same

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
:gb2nitecru: jacking into new cspam megathread :gb2nitecru:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzRjtvMQds4&t=83s

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
drat planned obsolescence, back in my day threads lasted longer than a trump cabinet pick

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

yall can post n post but i still aint gonna read em

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Mr Hootington posted:

Tonight is the golden dawn of trump threads

i await our escort to the golden showers

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



someone steal the last post status from Baloogan in the old thread plz

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Augus posted:

prime numbers are solitary, they cannot be divided by anything except for 1 and themselves, they give us strength

Even numbers give us solidarity.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I really want Berekely Breathed back.

I feel like it would be great in this trying time and would be a good thing for the thread to bond over.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

ShutteredIn posted:

Hmm interesting, on the other hand


you make good points

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

lol at everyone tiring themselves out in posting sprints in the first 5 pages

you gotta pace yourself if you want to finish a trump thread marathon with a medal chance

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Alex Jones: People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think. Don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.
Soros: We're not telling people what to think. We're just trying to show them how.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Wikkheiser posted:

:gb2nitecru: jacking off in the new cspam megathread :gb2nitecru:

ftfy and also :same:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAjl-Gibm8c

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Turdfuzz posted:

yall can post n post but i still aint gonna read em

im becoming illiterate to stand with our president :911:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Relevant Tangent posted:

I hope Milo gets actual help and comes to terms with how much he's hosed everything up. otoh he's going to be a pebble in the avalanche that eventually brings down Trump, so that's pretty cool.

counterpoint: nah

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Turdfuzz posted:

yall can post n post but i still aint gonna read em

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yinlock posted:

lol at everyone tiring themselves out in posting sprints in the first 5 pages

you gotta pace yourself if you want to finish a trump thread marathon with a medal chance

heh

you wanna burn fat scrub?

HIIP.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Nichael posted:

He is almost certainly not that.

You have Wrong Opinions about Archer and I choose to live in hope.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Hey can we all get gang tags for our favorite page numbers?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump trump TRUMP!

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Drink the pee

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Yinlock posted:

lol at everyone tiring themselves out in posting sprints in the first 5 pages

you gotta pace yourself if you want to finish a trump thread marathon with a medal chance

this is what pacing ourselves looks like, get your head in the game bitch

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