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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

rudatron posted:

the old thread had to be closed because it was encroaching the schwarzschild radius of shitposts

and the only gaping hole allowed in the US in donald trump

the shitposts must be free

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

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# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:58

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

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Here's to 7 more slow, torturous years of this insanity if we aren't lucky enough to be vaporized off this floating chunk of dust suspended in space. It's been a month.

I read the whole thing

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Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Mo_Steel posted:

are we taking suggestions for new thread theme music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHnhANtx1Ko

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:58

OB_Juan: Nov 24, 2004; Not every day is a good day.; Dinosaur Gum

prime numbered page.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:58

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Last place like always, cool

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:58

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

so is california flooded

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:58

Drastic Actions: Apr 7, 2009; FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!; Nap Ghost

murked by dragon posted:

so what do y'all think about duck penises

They take a lot of other ducks from what I remember from the other thread

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:58

Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

murked by dragon posted:

so what do y'all think about duck penises

they're pretty kinky

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

sup nicru i'm at work

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:58

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triple sulk posted:

so is california flooded

It's going to fall into the pacific any day now

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

BeOSPOS posted:

It's going to fall into the pacific any day now

drat, rip

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

triple sulk posted:

so is california flooded

not yet

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

u were one of the good ones

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

triple sulk posted:

so is california flooded

maybe the truth is in the middle

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/833789395908042753
TRUUUMPPPP

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

ShutteredIn posted:

I have been with my boyfriend for a few years now. We are both in out earlier 20s and have a very good relationship all around. We were best friends before we started dating. We are excessively honest with each other and have a good sex life. 3-5 times a week usually and we both always reach "completion". We also both masturbate regularly also. I guess you could say we both have pretty high sex drives.
I have always been interested in Trump. Even when I was pretty young that whole Dom/sub thing was a huge turn on. My boyfriend has been aware I have a "darker" side in the sexual desires. However, he's a little shy and more "vanilla" for lack of a better term. There's definitely been hair pulling, spanking, light choking etc. in the past. But I want it to go further. I told him the other day that I want to bring more of a Trump scene into the bedroom. He asked what I meant and I explained nothing too crazy. Mostly just chains and whips and for him to be in a "master" role. He surprised me when he enthusiastically said he would definitely be willing to do that. But that was basically the end of the convo.
Basically /r/sex how to two noobs to Trump start to incorporate that into our bedroom life? I usually watch that sort of porn so I know what I would like, but then again I want to be in the sub role. I don't want to have to explain what i want I want him to do what he wants, I guess. Where do we go from here?
Tl/dr? How do two Trump noobs start incorporating an intense Trump scene into the bedroom?

what in the world

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

BeOSPOS posted:

It's going to fall into the pacific any day now

uh ithink u mean sink :smug:

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

BeOSPOS posted:

It's going to fall into the pacific any day now

like the mystics and statistics say it will

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Big Fat Iguana posted:

I read the whole thing

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:59

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/833789395908042753
TRUUUMPPPP

GET EM OUTTA HERE

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:00

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

This journo twitter list is the equivalent of a police scanner for Trump and Trump collaborator related events. Most news/views tweets posted in the thread are found here. It is an invaluable resource.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:00

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

murked by dragon posted:

so what do y'all think about duck penises

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:00

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

As the game master, you must create an air of separation between yourself and the players. You are not one of them. You are everyone else in the game world. The game master's screen is a common tool that accomplishes this somewhat. You can take it further.

For my sessions, I planned to wear a mask to hide my face. I chose a mask similar to the one used by the phantom of the opera, except that it covered both sides. White and expressionless to erase my appearance of humanity and partially detach the players from the notion that I am anything but the concept of the storyteller. It also creates an air of mystique, drawing the players' attention further into the story you tell.

It is important that you accompany this mask with a more subtle mask. The "true game master's mask". You must act more confident and add that to your voice when you narrate. Act like you know something that the players don't, especially because you do. You can go so far as to change the accent with which you speak, as if putting on the physical mask also changed your persona into that of "the game master".

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

so is california flooded

worst is tonight i think??

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rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

DeepDickPizza posted:

what in the world

dont kink shame

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a cat irl: Feb 13, 2010

Donald trim stole my family and my car

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freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

triple sulk posted:

GET EM OUTTA HERE

There are plenty of American pandas who could use that zoo job.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:01

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

the council on truckin and fuckin affairs has MADE A VERDICT

if u are blacked out drunk to the pooint that ur basically unconscious and then plow ur wife, it DOES NOT count as being cucked

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:01

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Schnorkles posted:

worst is tonight i think??

its already 9pm pst and that storm has been over cali for several hours now though

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:01

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

As the game master, you must create an air of separation between yourself and the players. You are not one of them. You are everyone else in the game world. The game master's screen is a common tool that accomplishes this somewhat. You can take it further.

For my sessions, I planned to wear a mask to hide my face. I chose a mask similar to the one used by the phantom of the opera, except that it covered both sides. White and expressionless to erase my appearance of humanity and partially detach the players from the notion that I am anything but the concept of the storyteller. It also creates an air of mystique, drawing the players' attention further into the story you tell.

It is important that you accompany this mask with a more subtle mask. The "true game master's mask". You must act more confident and add that to your voice when you narrate. Act like you know something that the players don't, especially because you do. You can go so far as to change the accent with which you speak, as if putting on the physical mask also changed your persona into that of "the game master".

please don't doxx me

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:01

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/APSouthRegion/status/833789395908042753
TRUUUMPPPP

I can't loving believe they're deporting the frigging pandas now

what's next, the fr*ggin gay frogs

drat You Press Secretary Alex Jones

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:01

Big Fat Iguana: Aug 21, 2016; remember. and never lie.

If you think duck penises are weird just think what duck vaginas must look like

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:01

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

also the only acceptable way to truck and gently caress is if you roll coal while doing so.

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Big Fat Iguana posted:

I read the whole thing

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:01

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Epic High Five posted:

the council on truckin and fuckin affairs has MADE A VERDICT

if u are blacked out drunk to the pooint that ur basically unconscious and then plow ur wife, it DOES NOT count as being cucked

oh thank god I was waiting for this decision

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:02

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Mythical Moderate posted:

In case this wasn't posted already

http://hyperallergic.com/351119/an-artist-stages-and-self-publishes-paparazzi-style-trump-photos/

https://i.imgur.com/tZec3HE.gif :nws:

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# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:02

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Chris James 2 posted:

I can't loving believe they're deporting the frigging pandas now

what's next, the fr*ggin gay frogs

drat You Press Secretary Alex Jones

first they make the frogs gay, then say gay frogs have gotta go!!

# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

its already 9pm pst and that storm has been over cali for several hours now though

i dunno i'm just reading occasional news updates. There's been some stuff happening with infrastructure that's notable [spillways open that haven't been opened in a long rear end time] but no serious evacuation notices to my knowledge

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