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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

How loving stupid are the people of Iowa

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

so fuckin funny this whole thing

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




omg

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zyla posted:

whoa who is that lady

The foil to a Canadian sex demon

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

did hillary just kill a guy too?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rah! posted:

nah man he's locked in with us

:unsmigghh:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nonsense posted:

Some are also wondering why Comey didn't immediately resign when Trump did his bad things.

because he's not a dumbass? what kind of dumb poo poo question is that

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/864621877087621120

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

jarofpiss posted:

did hillary just kill a guy too?

many

and today is the day hillary officially becomes president

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Solarin posted:

because he's not a dumbass? what kind of dumb poo poo question is that

i dunno ask the d&d guy, but to be fair to the poster, media proud boys are also repeating it. #saintcomey

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I hope Trump never actually gets impeached but that the proceedings are extremely ugly and public and drawn out

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Joementum posted:

Who could have predicted Trump's administration would be this colossally inept?

Oh, literally everyone?

u jist have too give him a chance

a cat irl
Feb 13, 2010
trump lawyer sex daughter :(

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

The foil to a Canadian sex demon

CELINE?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

oh she kiled him last year i didnt know about it until now

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Which one? He has done fifteen things in seven days that would get someone fired from any other job in the world.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I just can't stop laughing at Trump trying to see who blinks first with Comey, a guy who has already shown he gives literally no fucks

Ahh Yes
Nov 16, 2004
>_>

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
McMorris Rodgers is saying "WH needs to explain, now. Comey needs to testify, now."

It might, just might be time to ring the mattering bell.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


JosefStalinator posted:

my prediction:

trump admin successfully deletes all tapes, manages to blame it all on accident or an intern. gop is satisfied

trump tweets all incriminating bits verbatim anyway the next morning

rated: plausible

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

I hope Trump never actually gets impeached but that the proceedings are extremely ugly and public and drawn out

that's honestly a better ouctome than impeachment

if it comes to impeachment, we probably get a democratic house and senate anyway. drag it out enough and you might even get 60 dem senators

if trump actually gets impeached, things get way more partisan, and pence serves out his term anyway. sets a nasty precedent that R's WILL use against any future dems for way lesser crimes

trump doesn't get impeached and we have daily stupid poo poo and a continually motivated D base to help keep growing congressional majorities, as well as state and local poo poo

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/864618296334839808

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/864622599166455809

conviction talk

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/864622599166455809

:eyepop:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


comey gets fired

one week later, comey stands cradling the Trump Memo in his arms

he tosses

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

guys this might be the best timeline

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Concerned Citizen posted:

risch, standing in burning building:

"hm, the decor is really starting to grow on me actually"

Risch in Richmond, 1865, while roasting a rat: "Davis can turn this thing around, just your wait."

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

hahahahahahaha

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
GOD drat IT

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Intel&Sebastian posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A MEMO INTO THE FAX MACHINE. IT’S JAMES COMEYS CONCERNS ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL MEDDLING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, DONALD TRUMP. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I ASK PRETTY PLEASE IF HE'LL STOP INVESTIGATING MIKE FLYNN OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND INCRIMINATE MYSELF VIA OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE WHITE HOUSE AND PRESIDENCY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY POLISCI CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

:eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

somewhere in my cold jaded heart

a tiny piece of it

just a little piece

started to matter

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://youtube.com/watch?v=v3_PUBLfrKI

Trump bad

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/HouseofCards/status/862068026698584064

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

McMorris Rodgers is saying "WH needs to explain, now. Comey needs to testify, now."

It might, just might be time to ring the mattering bell.

every time a mattering rings
a cuck gets their wings

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zyla posted:

CELINE?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol the duck ramp tweeter is getting ambushed about it on cable news now

https://twitter.com/juliegraceb/status/864621573810081792

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/RebeccaShabad/status/864621389382389760

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
how the gently caress has Marco Rubio's ears grown three inches longer since 2016?!

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The question is if twitter had existed back then would Nixon have a meltdown on it

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

TERMINALLY SMARTRBRAINED FOREVIERALLY WELLOILED SUPER GOOD PRESIDENT WORDS

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/864614690797834241

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