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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you came to the wrong part of Horse City, pendejo

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im pretty much over Ed Balls

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Coolguye posted:

drink more it'll be funny again

i recommend boulevard rye-on-rye at this time of day, switch to glenlivet as it gets later

i have to work because we live in a sin-cursed world

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Serf posted:

no idea what a pastrami sandwich is

wtf

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hell, i drink water

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Matt Taibbis rapidly turning into a left-wing Tom Friedman with how often he was wrong over the past year

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Gringostar posted:

what does he have to say about the next 6 months?

theyre gonna be big league critical

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

shovelbum posted:

Didn't he write about banging underage prostitutes?

either him or Mark Ames, but tbh the Old Days Exile was %50 prostitute-spotting by volume

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
out of everything going on with that guy, it's the water jug that gets her

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the true meaning of HUD is the friends we made along the way

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
can someone plz tell the president what HUD stands for tia

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the true meaning of CHUD

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Serf posted:

an octopus has more brainpower than a dog and a cat put together so excuse me if im not impressed

they also live for like a year so who gives a heck how smart they are

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
oh cool you have advanced problem solving and tool-usage skills? too bad youre going to drop dead in about eight months, lmao you headfoot fucko

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
my cat recently discovered that other cats exist outside and now he spends half the day staring out the window and growling . the revelation that there are other felines completely shattered his perception of the world

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Coolguye posted:

is his name tigger and he recently found out that he is, in fact, not the only one

no his name is Gonzo like the guy from Fear and Loathing, because he was a fat kitten, and the name turned out to be unfortunately prescient

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
unfortunately, Bono

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ladies and gentlemen: unfortunately, Bono

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
A Bono Unfortunately, by Philip K Dick

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
theyre never going to ask about Bannon you dweebs

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Thunder God Biden posted:

This press conference is proof that the Trump Administration has been normalized. These loving cowards.

get a load of this guy, i bet he hasnt even hit Hypernormalization 1 yet

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

who?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

beergod posted:

Can someone point me to the trump thread which isn't just pages and pages of poo poo posting. I like actual bits of news in between my poo poo posts tia

news is a fake idea now, actually

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

gah christ

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Squizzle posted:

rmemebr when lil enzo got lost in cubes w a mermaid and turned into cable of the xmen except as canadian rough trade

yeah that was fuckin weird

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i think Kellyanne Conway might be Hexadecimal irl

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Reboot owned

*country elects IRL Mike the TV*

i take it back

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

my mom asked me to explain milo yiannapolous

help, goons?

a teleporter accident like in The Fly, but with William Buckley and Liberace

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
trip report: shouted "the alpha males are back!" as i walked into bathroom at Penn Station, guy in a suit handed me a briefcase full of individual baggies of cocaine, said "gorilla mindset af," and walked off

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Nichael posted:

"If you can answer any of that I'll sit down and shut up like Elizabeth Warren."
holy poo poo

It's really encouraging to see people this angry at the right people for once, but where in the gently caress was this energy and passion on November 8th, 2016? Did people not realize how bad things were about to get if they didn't vote?

emailsh

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Baloogan posted:

ron paul's cult of personality just kinda.... vanished.

they all moved on to Trunp

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

euphronius posted:

LOl they cant even get a Muslim ban out this week. JFC

look running a government entirely based on three crazy idiots isnt as easy as you'd think!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
also yeah agreed that if you voted for tom cotton you're a staggering cuck

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Bannon got some kind of leprosy of the soul going on

dudes astral form is sloughing off huge chunks; it starts to show sooner or later

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hi guys it's me, Steve Bannon, and *nose falls off and turns to black dust as it hits the ground*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
wash your loving face, Steve

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Omnikin posted:

Are we watching something?

more republican lawmakers getting bullied by children

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

gently caress you, your official band is The Captain and Tennielle, you halfwit

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Reach out and punch face

words are very unnecessary

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