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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


For anyone just joining us who didn't keep up with the last few threads: Donald Trump is President of the United States and we're very upset about that

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Aug 12, 2007


Ramadu posted:

i mean, are we?

this is the way funnier timeline

you can't giggle if you've been vaporized by nuclear hellfire, fact

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Aug 12, 2007


murked by dragon posted:

so what do y'all think about duck penises

they're pretty kinky

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


God he said slavery was bad and you're STILL ATTACKING HIM

Poor Mr. Trump can't do anything right

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Gringostar posted:

:lol: if you think democrats know how to effectively message anything

I can effectively massage anything

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Remember when Trump said (probably in all honesty) that he didn't care where Caitlin Jenner and other transgendered people took shits, and we all thought that was some major loving pivoting for the general election? And how there were gonna be huge riots at the RNC because mainstream republicans would fight back?

hah

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Aug 12, 2007


ex post facho posted:

when trump is impeached ill bet he tries to orddr the militaru to keep him jn office

The best way to lay the groundwork for that type of thing would be to nominate generals and recently retired military staff to cabinet and top level positions

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Aug 12, 2007


Nichael posted:

Donny will not be impeached.

He will be a terrible president (for eight to sixteen years). He will be remembered fondly by the Republicans for being Reagan-esque. He will act as the Great Filter on the species.

The Fermi Paradox has a solution, and his name is Trump

Every species gets a Trump and if we survive this it's smooth sailing till the protons decay

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Aug 12, 2007


Kilmers Elbow posted:

I always lock my door at night and have never been raped by a Mexican.

You're not missing much

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Aug 12, 2007



Adios Motherfucker's will get you lit up real quick. 5 of those and some tepenyaki grill and baby you've got a good night goin

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I never heard Steve Bannon's voice until now. He sounds nothing like Darth Sidious so I was way off.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Trapezound posted:

jimmy fallon just wants to be your pall, gee, he doesn't want to be too hard on anyone, gosh golly

he wants us all to just get along, and we're failing him

he gave the fascist dictator of our country a noogie

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Aug 12, 2007


SpaceGoku posted:

[the clapping meme] the gop is a death cult [/the clapping meme]

No no you must have misheard us, we support the cull industry
- GOP

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


BREAKING

TRUMP VOWES TO "LIGHT UP THE WORLD"

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


MAGA bitches

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Aug 12, 2007


comingafteryouall posted:

theyre going to shield his body once the coup starts

Execute Order 1%

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Aug 12, 2007


triple sulk posted:

donald j trump is president of the united states of america

haha nah

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Just called VOICE to tell them about the kid next door

He's a menace I tell ya

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Aug 12, 2007


Squizzle posted:

on what planet was that a good speech

the writing wasnt even up to mid-quality gwb speech

it wasnt up to the quality of prose in rocky and bullwinkle dialogue

He didn't openly brag about sexually assaulting people

10/10

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Aug 12, 2007


Uncle Wemus posted:

The hell is VOICE

It's the thing where you sing your heart out and if you do good enough Christina Aguilera turns her chair around so you can see her face.

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Aug 12, 2007


Solarin posted:

immigrant dehumanization propaganda funded with money that was previously used for legal advocacy/outreach for undocumented people

Well when you put it like that it sounds gruesome.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


STEADY

MUSCULAR

TONE

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I can truthfully say I've never met Vladimir Putin nor have any monetary ties to him.

It's really not that hard.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


The Rachel Maddow Show posted:

Is this latest thing the Trump campaign did historical in any sense? With me now to drone on endlessly about it is Michael Beschloss, Presidential Historian and most boring human being on the loving planet...

God he's so boring

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Aug 12, 2007


quadrophrenic posted:

Beschloss is real boring and also Maddow shouldn't have Dan rather on anymore because his weird squishy mouth noises are increasingly intolerable
She always teases that he's gonna be on and she makes it sound like some superbeing from another planet is gonna show up and then it's just Dan Rather

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Fallen Hamprince posted:

"Identity Politics" is a loving stupid term because literally all politics is about identity, especially since the people who say it most follow an ideology based entirely around class identity

Class warfare and identity politics are the same thing, two sides of the same coin

to learn more about this check out my youtube feed at [url]http://[/url]

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I can't stop looking at it

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Goofus is on

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Spicer always talks to journalists like a dad quietly scolding his children

"What will the president do about DACA?"

Spicer: Hailey, come on, we talked about this yesterday. You know what I said about that. I shouldn't have to repeat myself.

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Aug 12, 2007


tenderjerk posted:

Isn't Steve King the guy who mouthed Trump's speech as he was saying it? Or is that another guy? Did I just imagine this?

That was the fish monster.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


She's going to open with:

"Thank you for joining us tonight.

In the Triassic Period of the Earth there was a dinosaur named Larry that wanted to change the world...

*20 minutes later*

...and that is why I can tell you tonight it's very important that we see Trump's tax returns. If anyone has them, we'd like them please.

We'll be right back."

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I'm calling VOICE on Maddow rn

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


This is so disappointing. I can't even finish this glass of milk.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Rachel just call me when you have scanned copies of checks written to Vladimir Putin from Donald Trump and an audio recording of Donald and the Russians planning the cyber op on the Democrats. Otherwise no one is gonna do poo poo.

Hell not even then.

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Aug 12, 2007



Stole my joke but mine had a dinosaur.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


nothing maddows

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Jonathan can I please just, please continue here? I just wanna read out The Great Gatsby over the next four press conferences please...

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I find it interesting that you have no intelligence

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


On the Scoville scale we're talkin Naga Viper pepper here

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


GIVE ME MY loving SOUNDBYTE COMEY

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