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Turdfuzz posted:i have diplomatic imoonity Shoulda said 'dicklomatic'
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 06:44 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:16 |
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C'mon, tweets. C'mooooooooon tweets!
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 17:21 |
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logikv9 posted:im a trump supporter now because of how bigly he's owning those trump supporters You fool! Now you're destined for total disappointment and betrayal!
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 02:34 |
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a real chump posted:do white supremacists hate foreign war because it delays the racewar they want? edit: also, they're loving idiots.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2017 05:56 |
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Gringostar posted:holy poo poo Sure he can. Provided they're American citizens and 8 years old.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 04:01 |
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This is great because it's a bunch of losers complaining that it's some other unelected rear end in a top hat whispering in the ear of the 70-year-old Boy King. "But what about our Grand Vizier?" Like if Bannon shaved for once in his goddamned life, maybe he'd have some lasting influence. Trump beats his son for not wearing a suit and Bannon can't be arsed to scramble up a tie?
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 05:33 |
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Office Pig posted:reports say he can barely bother with clothes They just slough off him like dead skin off pus-engourge flesh.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 05:37 |
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Wikkheiser posted:I sympathize with Bannon's schlubbiness. He's a schlub. A schmoe. And frankly, anyone who says there should be rules of appearance when Donald Trump is the president of the United States with that oversized tie, supported by scotch tape -- beneath fake blonde hair grafted into his goddamn skull -- deserves everything they get in 2020 and beyond. I'd be more sympathetic if they weren't braying about the cultural superiority of the White Race while showing no signs of basic hygiene.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 05:47 |
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Epic High Five posted:now mind you I'm not absolving Schnorkles of terrorisms :thinkinggif:
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 05:53 |
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shootyplane
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 05:31 |
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13 Celebrity Sideboobs That Perfectly Explain the Tunnel Collapse and Death of 43 Miners.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 05:35 |
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What happened yesterday to set it apart?
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 00:50 |
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I've seen piss-streams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate...
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 05:58 |
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You know, I'm never going to forgive the conspiracy theorists for being wrong about the Illuminatti/Rothchilds/Lizards. The world is going to end because we're a loving democracy. Or republic at least. Of all the loving luck.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 04:43 |
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C-Euro posted:If the last year has proven anything, it's one of the following: It's like finding out the Kwisatz Haderach is that gif of the guy puking in his hands and rubbing it in his face.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 04:53 |
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LiterallyTheWurst posted:Is it true that red wine is good for you when you've been exposed to radiation Red wine is good for you. Also white whine. Also beer. And whiskey. And and and
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 05:59 |
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Get a Life was amazing. David Mirkin was involved and he was a showrunner for the good seasons of the Simpsons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDaS2Dofu1E
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 06:29 |
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Shining remake looking good.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 05:27 |
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cumshitter posted:holy poo poo now i wanna buy a doll house just large enough for my cats to squeeze into and get pictures of them knocking over delicately crafted tiny mid century modern (its a california thing) furniture everywhere like theyre giants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEU8CjPIrpw
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 05:36 |
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Turdfuzz posted:i gave u advice too u ungrateful gently caress Do you smoke crack? No. Bye.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 07:14 |
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harem more like scarem
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 03:44 |
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DogonCrook posted:I mean lol if you think alex jones even registers on the shithead scale in texas. Its definetly not an act. I mean i guess im desensitized from living here but we have openly racist radio shows here so he is actually pretty tame imo. One of the worst thing about liberals is that they believe anyone who thinks differently is just faking it. Whether it's Alex Jones, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck or Baloogan, they'll always eager to claim they don't really mean it and are just doing it for the cash or lolz. And the Alex Jones types love that poo poo because it gives them complete license to go whole hog nazi without ever being held accountable. Every last one of them believes it 100%.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 05:14 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:what will liquefy my liver first Depends on which you have the most ready access to.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 06:01 |
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My outraged, drunken-numbskull take is that the democrat was leading by a 2:1 margin until a voting "irregularity" in the republican's home town suddenly threw the win to the republicans. That's obviously not what happened, but the DNC should bang that drum in order to appeal to my fellow outraged, drunken-numbskulls.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 05:45 |
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Augus posted:I focus on my wang
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 05:50 |
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Augus posted:The edit of that song from the Logan trailer has hosed with my head irreparably
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 05:55 |
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Homeless Friend posted:bet u didn't believe Halloween mask theory either huh I love how all of those theories also predicted an impeachment.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 05:58 |
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Person of Interest was a good show about the Surveillance State that used the Johnny Cash version of Hurt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD8qvpMw8Vw
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 06:01 |
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punchymcpunch posted:its a shame that the first season was DOGSHIT!!!!!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 06:13 |
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punchymcpunch posted:NO IT WAS BAD
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 06:20 |
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Addamere posted:the presidency only ages people who give at least some of a poo poo some of the time
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 06:23 |
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punchymcpunch posted:i cant wait to see it on american crime story with jessica lange as hillary, dave schwimmer as ted cruz, and john travolta as jeb! Feel like the Cruz and Jeb! roles should be reversed.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 06:28 |
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Turdfuzz posted:has anyone said runossoff yet I did. It was in another forum, but I said it.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 06:43 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:IMPORTAnt NEWS AlERT FROM CNN
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 05:07 |
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It's joint custody but the court mandates he eat a big bowl of chili before picking his kids up which means they never actually leave their mother.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 04:22 |
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Night10194 posted:I kinda can't tell, but it legit seems like he's going crazier as time goes. It's only 97 days!
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 04:52 |
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Given the incompetence, corruption, flouting of standards, and general stupidity…I bet Clinton could just steamroll her way in claiming that she's the actual President. Just keep stating she's in charge. It wouldn't be the most hosed up thing to happen in the last few months.
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# ¿ May 10, 2017 06:00 |
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Vertical Lime posted:alright "As they ate, the president and Mr. Comey made small talk about the election and the crowd sizes at Mr. Trump's rallies." lmao
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 01:38 |
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Once, my dad walked in on me blasting a missile. Very embarrassing.
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 05:23 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:16 |
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Agrajag posted:yeah lets not exaggerate the magnitude of your junk That's just what dad said!
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 05:25 |