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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Serf posted:

whats the difference

our president lives in a different borough

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Love that kids jacket. What a poser.

lets be fair, it could say "stolen valor" on the bottom there, we dont kno

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Trash Trick posted:

The only drinks that exist are water and vodka.

i can think of a third one



its piss


the htird one im thinking of is ipiss

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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tacodaemon posted:

i think this is the first time i've ever seen a goon talk about eating guilty pleasures in moderation instead of either going hogwild or trying to totally abstain

how are you going 2 impress people if they dont know how totally into water you are

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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im actually sitting on a mountain of water jugs right now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Squizzle posted:

if cspam had a library itd have like 30 dogeared copies of dune, four copues of god-emperor of dune,a copy of dune messiah, and a post it w "gently caress brian herbet" writtrn on it

and a wet paper sack with "cyberpunk?" written on it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Sexual Lorax posted:

i just saw an ad for some kind of drug on tv in the bar im having my day crew lunch at and it was called xeljanz xr tofacitinib citrate and for a short moment i thought i lost the ability to read because letters dont work like that

my preferred pronouns are xeljanz/xr/tofacitinib/citrate

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Squizzle posted:

goblinx gobljvd voblibs hojbd gobljns goblivr gobljbs gobkjbs hpblins gojbs goblinw goblibs gpbu sn goijbs goiblims citrate

catch em in bed with a citrate
succubus with citrates

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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BUSH 2112 posted:

you know, i was gonna say the cat is trump and the dog is clinton, but the dog actually managed to break the glass ceiling so idk

the dog is antifa

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how do we capture this labor and use it to produce capital

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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I'm putting Spicey live in the chat

http://psp-tv.com/r/nitecrew

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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nice spicey 69

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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MariusLecter posted:

does tracer 69?

this is important for my fanfic

tracer only does 69

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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yeah that is a good example of a post i dont want to see itt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the cow story is really the story of the complete failure of the journalistic apparatus

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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That DICK! posted:

I wonder if Vilerats mom now knows peace

not until she hears hillary clinton scream

I ABANDONED YOUR SON


I ABANDONED YOUR BOY

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ooo the way his lower lip bulges out with rage as he sticks his tongue into it. god drat what an amazing actor

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Feminasty Slut posted:

He puts the sunglasses in a trap door on his rear end

thats what we call a "back pocket"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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is that poppy?!!?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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trump only does it for the leaks hashtag piss prez

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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etalian posted:

lmao what did they think would happen given how he campaigned on the Government downsize talking point?

They unironically assumed soldiers and vets wouldnt be affected because theyd only be taking money from undeserving races people who were already cheating the system

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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BarronsArtGallery posted:

realtalk -- when the guillotine is in front of Goldman, are you going to wear a poncho while begging for the blood spray to hit you or will you be sans poncho?

naked except for a glow in the dark condom

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Elephanthead posted:

The Army can just use enlisted as babysitters.

im actually honestly wondering if a lot of these people will have to turn to undocumented workers to get affordable childcare

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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That Robot posted:

so why was the original thread gold mined? i thought folks were gonna continue with it

Youre posting in it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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wait i just figured a way out of this. Arent conservatives alwsys complaining that children are too coddled and should be forced to play outside every day like they were when they were kids???


well there you go, trump solved another problem, not even 100 days :ocelot:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

I actually got :biotruths:'d last week. I did not believe it was possible, but there it is~

Having a dick makes you super horned up and sex starved and that makes men more prone to become alt-righters because of sexual frustration, whereas you have a vagina so you don't know what it's like to be sexually frustrated and super horned up to go on a racist tirade :smugbert: Sucks for you, vagina-haver to not turn into a spiteful hateful creature, you carry the power right there *points to pants* and that is why you will be a leftist.

Geez lg that was supposed to be a private conversation

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mormonpartyboat posted:

woah such liberal elitism, i yell from my homeopathic diabetes remedy of a straight corn syrup waterfall

thats kind of the amazing thing, we are all going to get hosed but trump voters are going to get hosed harder sooner and in fact its already happening

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Trash Trick posted:

That's really sad. Don't relish in people suffering for their own ignorance.

you better ketchup to the zeitgeist fast or you mayo find yourself in trouble

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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euphronius posted:

grossly unconstituional

is it another loving standing argument

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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hey remember how this was real

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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MODS CURE JOKES posted:

dingle tarp, steam bather, and milo "rear end" plower ... are bad

help me i had a stroke

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Lastgirl posted:

what will happen when we tear down their safe spaces

(death rattle that sounds kind of like "so much for the tolerant left")

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

also wtf is she drinking there

if you have 2 ask........


its piss

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Gravy Jones posted:





Even dog pillows want to die

free me from this horror

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Business Gorillas posted:

Turns out most of the world's problems come from failsons. The sexbots can't come fast enough

oh no all the sexbots malfunctioned at once and killed their masters oh noooooo what are we going to do oh noooooo hey look honey 20% off at kohls

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Perfectly Safe posted:

I want one to push around with me all the time now.

theres a profession where that very thing is possible, what do you think of an exciting career in digging thru peoples trash for cans

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mormonpartyboat posted:

as i only purchase ramen and pocky by the pallet from sam's club, i have no idea what you're talking about

a shopping cart is like a forklift but smaller and with a basket instead of forks

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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so really not much like a forklift

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