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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

this thread is just depressing

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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im goinna be sick

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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let the dead man lie in peace

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/22/kim-jong-nams-body-targeted-in-morgue-break-in

quote:

Kim Jong-nam's body targeted in morgue break-in, say police

Malaysian police investigating the murder of Kim Jong-nam say attempts were made to break into the morgue where his body is being held and have demanded to question a senior North Korean diplomat.

kim jong nam can't catch a break

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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shiksa posted:

you have to pay a price for visiting disney land, u mothrefuckr

yeah the tickets are overpriced lol!!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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whatis happeeening

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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the people v nordstrom

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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she has great taste in shirts

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Dr_0ctag0n posted:

When was the last time James woods was actually relevant to anything at all?

I'm straining really hard to remember him for anything other than his role as hades in the animated Hercules.

please don't ruin hades for me

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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in a way hades is the trump like figure of the disney mythos, he brought down the established aristocracy of zeus (jeb!) and hera (hillary) on mount olympis, except in disney's movie, hercules (bernie sanders) beat hades (as he would have won)

now remains to determine who the other divinities are

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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American states look so puny compared to Canadian provinces. Sad!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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WarMECH posted:

Fun Facts About Canada:


More people live in the U.S. State of California than in the entire "country" of Canada.

75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the United States of America.

Canada's primary exports are maple syrup, poutine, and hockey players.

Seems like Canada is ripe for the taking

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Relevant Tangent posted:

More moose in Canada than people.

the dreaded moose-limbs

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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anythinh happpened

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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probably already posted five times but kim jong nam got vx'd to death

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/23/...e=Homepage&_r=0

quote:

The poison used to kill Kim Jong-nam, the half brother of the North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, was VX nerve agent, which is listed as a chemical weapon, the Malaysian police announced Friday.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Yinlock posted:

this is going to end in a war isn't it

the world's most obvious assassination plot and malaysia can't stop CSIing it and north korea is getting pissed that they are

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39067908

North Korea getting mad at daddy

quote:

Last week, China announced a ban on coal imports during 2017, in response to North Korea's continuing ballistic missile tests.

The statement did not name China, but referred to a "neighbouring country" which "often claims" to be friendly.

"This country, styling itself a big power, is dancing to the tune of the US," the state-run news agency said.

In a direct reference to the ban on imports, the statement said China had "taken inhumane steps such as totally blocking foreign trade", which would help its enemies "to bring down the social system" in North Korea.

Kim Jong Un going down in a blaze of nuclear glory

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i JUST realized that the movie The Rock used VX gas

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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and i must meme posted:

isn't that the film that caused the iraq war or something?

it's a drat good movie

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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NatSec Advisor MacMaster isn't a big fan of the magic words

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/25/hr-mcmaster-national-security-radical-islamic-terrorism-trump

quote:

Donald Trump’s new national security adviser has told staff at the White House he does not wish to use the term “radical Islamic terrorism” to describe the terrorist threat the US faces, according to multiple sources.

now if trump could listen to his advisshahahahdjahjhaj

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Bert Roberge posted:

I had a girlfriend at this time and we were loud and then the whole house was super passive aggressive towards each other. This cult was fairly non-confrontational but they did send 75% of their paychecks to some address in California each month. They also had weird 'male only' and 'female only' meetings to discuss how hard it was to not have sex. It was an offshoot of these guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cru_(Christian_organization) .

It was a weird year of my life, but the price was right.

Nite Cru also has a no doors policy but masturbation is compulsory

your cult was day cru af

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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booze or anime, you can only take one in post nuclear world

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Wikkheiser posted:

i think i'd be a happier person if i listened to that japanese anime music instead of all this sisters of mercy goth crap

but i dunno though. crossing over into anime world is a line i'm not sure i wanna cross!

come hither my lord

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i have same facial hair and hair style has sexdoctor

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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that's just how most women look like in france, beauties as far as the eye can see

can't throw a stick without hitting a beautiful lass (metaphorically)

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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french men however are not good

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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typical canadian perverted behaviour on display

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiSjkl9rPBY

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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the lepeens look like what japanese people think french people look like

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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is this one of them belly rubs?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Cactus posted:

anime is like if you had videogame-tier storytelling in cartoon format.

that is to say: it is bad.

those words sound good, like terribly good !!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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quote:

Spicer also warned the group of more problems if news of the phone checks and the meeting about leaks was leaked to the media. It's not the first time that warnings about leaks have promptly leaked. The State Department's legal office issued a four-page memo warning of the dangers of leaks -- that memo was immediately posted by the Washington Post.

lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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tom hanks twitter feed is a thing of beauty

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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Consummate Professional posted:

Hillary Clinton knew the illegal leaks would happen and brought up Russia. Puppet master!!

she lost on purpose to allow the leaks to happen!!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/834250679984279556

The lost gloves...ungh...fetish.UNGGGGH

I know that feeling Hanx

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/821135270758281216

Han?!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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did trump win an oscar

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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the C-Spam Retirement Home for the Criminally Insane

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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:nutshot:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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tacodaemon posted:

p sure trump hosed up the oscars

ahem, you mean the donalds, citizen?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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i like over cooked meat

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

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sounds like those shmarty pants lalalanders hollywood types should have checked their friggin' envelopes instead of criticizied our ELECTED president of the united states

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