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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Cross-posting for exposure. It collects a lot of primary source details, but I would appreciate anybody providing more. It's a work in progress as you can imagine:

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Wait, Chaffetz posted that article about his wife?!? Today???

I missed the time stamp and the twitter handle earlier when I saw that. What the gently caress is happening

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


It's over, shut it down

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Sexual Lorax posted:

who let this trash into the white house

not a single one of those people have any business being there

I wanna go back in time to 2008 with this picture of Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office with Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Rah! posted:

chaffetz more like chafFetLife

"everything to do with it"

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Wall Is Life posted:

Who's the middle one?

Kushner.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


I just imagine her pacing back and forth in her house like a boxer getting jacked up to get into the ring.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


What's the Intel Committee going to do about it?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Chaffetz just said that Flynn took money from Russia.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Fidel Castronaut posted:

"...and that's okay." was the followup, right?

Well he said it while John Lewis was standing next to him like a parent making a kid apologize to a cop.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


I am very fond of this picture because it encapsulates perfectly my state of being at that same moment in time.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


New oasis album looking good

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Whoa whoa whoa. What's going on with milk?

Trump saw a thing on Fox news about how Canada is trying to kill our dairy farmers and so now we are at war with the Northern aggression.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

OBAMA LOST FLYNN'S PAPERWORK

Am I actually hearing this? :psypop:

No way. There is no way he said that. No way.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


There is something very misogynist about this but I can't quite articulate it.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Ramadu posted:

hey guys are we at war with canada yet

We have always been at war with Canada.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lol this one is amazing. what the hell was the context of this.

gonna choose to believe he was watching hocus pocus and felt the burning need to let everyone know that he definitely would NOT bang that 70-year-old woman, just in case anyone was wondering

I think she insulted him at a public venue somewhere, or something. I vaguely recall this.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

this is from a few years after Trump's tweet but it still owns:

https://twitter.com/BetteMidler/status/684078806450212864

I'm the citation needed for a quote from another work.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mdemone posted:

There is something very misogynist about this but I can't quite articulate it.


SLOSifl posted:

Forbes: lol what if women were billionaires, here's what our best guess looks like

Yeah that's it.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Augus posted:

fascist in the name of who? trump is president lmao

Hannity couldn't define fascism correctly if you gave him an hour's head-start and access to Wikipedia. Don't worry about that bag of gently caress.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

FabioClone posted:

Sec. Munchkin confirms Trump's largeness.



Has this photo been altered?

how close is he to the lens

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

So Chaffetz has had these pins and screws in his leg for 12 years, but suddenly now they are an infection risk and need to be removed? Amid rumors of infidelity and Russian kompromat?

Well, that all sounds perfectly legitimate. Carry on.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Samurai Sanders posted:

It's not a new question but how did he ever run any business bigger than a lemonade stand doing things this way?

He's filed for bankruptcy several times, drove multiple casinos into the ground, and grew his wealth far more slowly than if he'd taken his inheritance and stapled it to the stock index.

He's always been an incompetent nincompoop, and his only skill is that he's an excellent con man, which made the American political system his perfect mark because it is chock-loving-full of incompetent nincompoops who would walk right off a cliff at the slightest suggestion.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

prefect posted:

It's apparently three loving hours long, and it's on five days a week. What kind of TV show does that?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

codenameFANGIO posted:

Jesus fuckin Christ literally just ":qq: gently caress the workers, give me all the money :qq:"

Anybody reading this out there, if your job title includes the words "Citi" and "analyst", kill yourself. No seriously, destroy your body's ability to maintain life functions. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


I'm just getting Force Lightning off that pic.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

lamentable dustman posted:

Last month he came here to Charleston and went to a church service at Mother Emanuel (site of Dylan Roof shooting). He is running.

Good god, there's going to be debates with Trump vs. Zuckerberg. I'm considering killing myself just thinking about it.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/859167539062091777

lmao anyone who thought voting against just about everyone was a 2020 sign

In fairness, this is also exactly what she would do and say in 2017 even if she fully intended to run in 2020.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


That's what you get for having the gameday thread open in another tab...

...yes, I do too.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

NecroMonster posted:

i spooked my horse rolling a boulder down a hill and the horse ran off of a cliff and got trapped in a pond at the bottom of the cliff and i couldn't get the horse out i had to shoot the horse

i had to shoot my horse D:

Poor ol' Freckles. Bing bing bong and died.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I mean on one level it's very sad. He's literally incapable of not immediately yelling SEE I KNEW ALL ALONG!

But on all the other levels...Jesus loving Christ on a jet-ski.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

kaleedity posted:

jackson would have gone to war to keep the union together (with slavery)

Jackson would have gone to war for the sheer hell of it.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Apraxin posted:

Louisiana DA's office comes up with novel way to increase conviction rate - run a reign of terror over public defenders, charging them with bizarre, trumped up felonies, dragging the cases out for years, withdrawing charges when it looked like they might lose the case but reserving the right to reinstate them at any time, all kinds of fun stuff:
https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/858993704744439808

this all seems cool and good and not at all monstrous

Jesus loving Christ.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


The Jack Chop Guy posted:

"Lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress yum fish lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress lets gently caress"

Okay finally I laughed at something. What can I say, it's been a long Monday but today but I got primary custody of my kids.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

D1E posted:

You're Kelly Jones?

I think my life might be better if I was, and I say that with full knowledge of the implications.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

ah, the little demons outside you

Well struck.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

im sure the DOJ will be all over that louisiana DA

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

zegermans posted:

occasionally the nothing matters gellar field around Trump fails, resulting in people in his periphery being corrupted and destroyed the liberal warp.

40k goon spotted, trap sprung, etc.

...

...poo poo!

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