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This megathread's focus is generally on Donald Trump's current reign as Chancellor of his puppet regime which is run by an ad-hoc skeleton crew known as The Legion of Doom, i.e. "Why we Drink" set to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgsZx9kHvU4



However, international and domestic incidents are covered as well as loose and general topics, just with the spin of drunken insight into uncharted waters.

Despite being a huge mess of a thread, it is not a chat thread. We have one here.

Our current C-SPAM president at the time of writing this is: crazy cloud All hail! May his unconventional wisdom be our light in these dark and trying times. Inshallah~

Nite Crew has a radio station/video/chat thing which helps unwind from the insanity and blow off some steam
It is most active during EST evening hours, between 7 pm - 1 am Movies typically run at 10 pm EST
http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew



Everyone is welcome to post! Day Crew, Lurkers, Tourists, D&D refugees, whatever. It's not some exclusive club, nobody gives a shiet.

There are only a few conditions to keep in mind while posting here if you are new to this thread and C-SPAM in general.

C-SPAM's Nite Crew embraces the philosophy of Ephemerality: In which all good and bad things come to an end eventually, and our posting is but a mandala for Death 👏 Is 👏 Certain~👏 Namaste.

Fenrir's chains are broken. Hannibal ad portas. Dondal T;armp did a reverse benghazi killing an 8 year old american girl who liked minnie mouse cartoons and an american soldier. Kali has come to collect. Oppenheimer did nothing wrong. Dr. Ian Malcolm was right.




Especially if you are new, read the rules!!

This is important so that you aren't the type of poster that goes

"B-b-but...I came here into this sub-forum to this thread specifically to find substantial news instead of a news site and to engage in disingenuous intellectual debate where I am always right and you are wrong. Instead... all I got was pages and pages of circlejerks, tired memes and terrible youtube links to music!!! I'm complaining because my tummy is upset on account of drinking too much milk and I refuse to offer any articles or links of my own and I won't contribute either!!!"




You aren't the first, and you won't be the last at the McDonald's Drive Thru window. Spam is in the name of the sub-forum It's a fast and loose environment and yer just kicking the hornet's nest if you choose to hit submit reply without this kind of self-awareness going in this thread. It's just a fair warning.

If you really want to have a discussion on a particular topic with regards to Trump, his cabinet or what the h*ck is going on America today, provide links and articles or news. People will engage you! Just don't expect to always fully pan out. Drunks have hang overs to deal with in this nightmare scenario and prefer summaries.

Brevity is cherished here unlike D&D.





If you truly want to gaze into the abyss and learn what the gently caress really happened today, we have this nifty Abyss Gazer device. (Seriously, click on it. You're welcome.)



It is a patented prototype that allows you to observe safely in the finite space of our lives, the dark aura convalescing into this pit of despair without making your brain bleed right out into your eye sockets and dripping grey goo tears after warping into a subconscious singularity where distinguishing the gap between reality and a farce is impossible and you just never come back.

It's not a guarantee, should the prototype fail:

Alcohol has been proven by Nite Crew scientists after laborious experimentation to be the one guarantee to ensure your brain does not go completely broken to survive this presidency.

Time has slowed down significantly since our first Twitter-American President's whirlwind transition into the White House. It has been proven by Nite Crew scientists that alcohol is a time traveling device that will help you escape the phenomenon of slowed down time being weighed down by this highly dense pocket of insanity by briefly altering your consciousness and desyncing it from this current timeline and allowing you to fast forward when possible.

Black out periods have been recorded as common, so as always use it safely and responsibly since tampering with time and space with alcohol requires a massive amount of energy resulting in volatile and unstable rifts in the continuum.



Should you find your alcohol tolerance level too high after a certain point and can no longer fast forward through time, which will be unavoidable after a period.... It will be time to shatter the veil by using alcohol as an incendiary device against the structure that houses this swirling mass known as the Reality Distortion Bubble. You will know when the Reality Distortion Bubble reveals itself, cloaked in the flag and cross, spewing fascist rhetoric.



Be sure to waste as much American whiskey as possible in the process of undertaking in this eventual, inevitable and arduous task.




All good and bad things come to an end, you should know this by now, inshallah.

The Previous thread can be found here.

Here's to 7 more slow, torturous years of this insanity if we aren't lucky enough to be vaporized off this floating chunk of dust suspended in space. It's been a month.

Baloogan posted:

i always wonder wtf is happening in the sewers when i see floods

Baloogan posted:

lamo @ luddites in this loving thread. try loving cooking rice on a wood stove with no light aside from the flames

Squizzle posted:

Philip Rivers posted:

question: why boil the eggs in the tea broth? why not just crack em and let em sit in the juice overnight? u can do this with any cookedness of eggs and it works, the tea broth prolly wont penetrate as deep but the yolk will be less stinky


boiling eggs for more than like 10min denatures the proteins in the yolk and releases a bunch of sulfur which gives it that green outer layer and makes it smell like, well, sulfur. theres no way you could possibly avoid this using his cooking method

Hypha posted:

In all shapes and forms I love milk drinkers

FirstAidKite posted:

So does milo...

Hypha posted:

Also cats

They shouldn't have the milk but they LOVE it

Jose posted:

cats are abad get a dog instead like a normal person

Baloogan posted:

wtf is a stoat

Mr Hootington posted:

Cats are dumber than dogs

triple sulk posted:

lol donald turmp is president of the us of a

cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post

triple sulk posted:

I still want to die

ScrubLeague posted:

Getting laid is super easy all you have to do is find a hooker.

Gringostar posted:

but replace polar bears with bankers

KIND OF A KIM DEAL posted:

What are those and are they legal to own in Ohio?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Gringostar posted:

nailed it

https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=49151113

punchymcpunch posted:

Bet ed balls was volksy as heck.

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/20committee/status/834456695850037248

The Nastier Nate posted:

Follow-up question, how do we plan on enforcing transgender bathroom laws?

Do we hire a bathroom attendant for every bathroom in every shopping mall, zoo, library, etc that asks to see your junk when you walk in? If so I approve of it as a jobs-stimulus bill.

Nonsense posted:

Trump is raising taxes on workers who have employee-provided insurance isn't he?

fknlo posted:

Welcome to Trump's America

My little sister works there(not there tonight and fine), and some white guy was being overtly racist, one of her regulars tried to kick him out and the guy decided to start shooting.

Someone was distributing alt right stuff in a suburb on the Missouri side too.



I don't think anyone punched them.