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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Fair is fair. Over the wall with em.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Wtf is the trick to get the bottom swipe menu to come up consistently on an iphone this poo poo is cray

Edit: Balls

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

rudatron posted:

have you tried upgrading to android

I had a galaxy s3 and wanted to try something new lmao

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol @ this passage from the Politico write up on CPAC and Milo:

quote:

The ACU emerged in the aftermath of Barry Goldwater’s disastrous 1964 presidential bid. Throughout the campaign, Democrats successfully tied Goldwater to the racists in the Ku Klux Klan and the conspiracists in the John Birch Society. For the conservative writers and activists who gathered in Washington D.C. after the election, the extremism charge was an existential problem. If conservatism could be dismissed as a fringe collection of kooks and Klansmen, it could not be an effective force in American politics.

Conservatism: Hold my watered down beer

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i buy it in baggies from a guy i know

he always wants to eat a little with me after i buy it tho it's p annoying

Jesus get a medical horseradish card already, all you have to do is pay 30 dollars and say you have social anxiety and like to have Roast Beef now and then.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Whoppers are pretty good for something you can get anywhere but any decently populated area should have a local flamebroiled burger place that blows them out of the water for just a few bucks more.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Remember when friend Ben literally said he was too dumb to not gently caress up any federal agency he would run and embarass the president, therefore please do not give him any federal agencies....and then he was put in charge of one.

That was awesome.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I have a cat and a dog and they're both dumb as gently caress, but lovable in their own, diametrically opposite, ways.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/DPAQreport/status/834102161911009280

The night of the first State of the Union, Trump's going to use that to bust through the House chamber wall and deliver his speech on the truck bed.

The new Rwandan economy will soon be based on waving BLACKS FOR TRUMP 2020 signs

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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magiccarpet posted:

there really has been an uptick in political assassinations in the past six months

Thank goodness our president would never let foreign women of ill repute spray anything weird in his face

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Zikan posted:

page 67 looks like 69 if you don't stare at it hard

....nice? :confused:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
nice

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

there wolf lmao posted:

"Why is Bannon, a self-proclaimed white supremacist, in any posiiton of power in the WH?"

JUST SAY IT

Thanks for getting my hopes up that it was an actual quote.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Sweet Jesus it had been so long I forgot that's where this originated

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Shageletic posted:

And for people expecting the courts to save people's butts


http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-border-idUSKBN16021V

lol the wall is just going to be thousands of miles of Chris Kyle wannabes now

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Milo would have got away with this if he said girls instead of boys

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGCqL0-wwE

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Louisgod posted:

#blackcowsmatter

from the man so white he cried about the death of fatty jerky online

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/alexwagner/status/834130036336766976

that's reminding me that i will always love that milo's wikipedia header pic is this:



macaulay caulkin mid-eightball

e: except fat

It's like Tommy Wiseau had sex with one of the girls that comes to a Top Gear taping and managed to not get put behind the boys for any segments.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Serf posted:

we need for foreign news networks to replace all footage from america with a title card that reads "america is experiencing technical difficulties" until we get this poo poo sorted out

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Chokes McGee posted:

As a nite crew poster during day crew, I *glows and explodes to sparks, is propelled back to the 1990s*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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WHITE FOLKS posted:

Culture jam? Is that like the jelly that has spicy stuff in it?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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pathetic little tramp posted:

There's confusion about the Ben Taub shooting because there was another shooting there 3 years ago and people are reading that as if it happened today.

Just another wacky circumstance of lolusa.

Like Biggie rapping about blowing up like the World Trade Center

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Teaching is like being a game developer. They know you're doing it because you WANT to do it and therefore you can get abused in ways that job mercenaries can't.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Vladimir Putin posted:

Isn't the administration simultaneously anti Semitic and pro Israel? How does that work?

Because Israel is bible mandated Jesus bait, a gun to the head of the ME, and dabbles in minority stomping with a complete lack of irony. The fact that it's filled with Jews is just an unhappy coincidence for most American supporters.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lol yeah I remember all the times they chilled out and decided that God was just using imperfect not-the-antichrist Obama for the betterment of his worldly plan.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Guess who just got back today
Them shark-eyed boys that had been away
Can't comprehend Iron-ay
But man, I still think them cats are crazy

They were askin' if you were around
If your voice too makes that cracking sound
When you think of anime girls mounds
And certain pictures of Patrick Swayze

The alpha males are back in town!


The alpha males are back in towwwwwwooowwwwooowwwwn!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Apraxin posted:

Hahaha, looks even parts of the FOP are starting to realize they might have hosed up by endorsing Trump. This is our local lodge chair, who looks like a Hollywood stereotype of a bloated, corrupt cop, hates BLM, and told people offended by one of his officers having a nazi tattoo 'calm down, it's just an eagle!:

Nonetheless, FOP president Chuck Canterbury said, the union believed Trump would better support police officers and make "tough choices." But a month into Trump's presidency, McNesby says he believes the president’s promises to support law enforcement are “smoke and mirrors.”

Good job guys!:downsbravo:

Oh no poo poo? His marble mouthed, "I saw this on Fox news a few times and remember some of the vocab words" promises to you might be a bullshit as every other promise he's made in his adult life?!?!?! THAT'S loving WILD MAN!!!!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Seafood on pizza? wtf

maybe some dry rear end shrimp if you're super careful about it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Baloogan posted:

its not even trump its just petty homophobia at the border

those border guards have nothing worthwhile to do and they can't gently caress with US citizens (as much) so they get their rocks off humiliating innocent canadians

TRUMP!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
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Kshama Sawant is a really good socialist in Seattle politics and I hope there's not something wrong with her.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmao wtf I just found this randomly and it's nite krew as gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7SR0mnDlQM

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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DrPossum posted:

I DON'T MEAN TO ALARM ANYONE BUT IT APPEARS THAT DONALD J. TRUMP HAS ASSUMED THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

......poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
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lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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That's some Frank language


:laugh:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I don't believe any sizable portion of these angry town hall crowds are Republicans (willing to be proven wrong on that though), but that doesn't mean they aren't constituents or deserve to be ignored. Y'know...like our fuckbrained overbaked president tweeted about.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Kennedy trying to get laid

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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rudatron posted:

The only people you have no right to ignore ever are tea party activists, if there's like 5 tea party people you have to listen to whatever stupid poo poo they want and then do that

anyone else can get hosed

Revolutionary War cosplayer lobby has been workin overtime

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
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I hate my dead gay hitler

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