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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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i knida hate how the jebs are blocked now in that dumb picture

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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is california sunk yet im bored

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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88

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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lol russia made all this happen.

they are so in control, they influenced an election and put deano tromp in the white house lmao

im not sure if it would be easier or harder for them to do this in other countries

pro: probably takes less money
con: people on average are less stupid than americans

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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Yinlock posted:

tbf i don't think they were trying to get donald trump elected, just spread some general instability around

i mean no way they'd actually be dumb enough to vote in trump right

they clearly knew it was a better chance than most other pundits, considering they were talking to literally everyone in trumps camp and transition team throught the whole thing

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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what do you bribe a racist elf-goblin-hybrid-bred-in-the-depths-of-baradur anyway

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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like the elf side would want a belt made of trees or whatever but the goblin part probably wants a child to eat or maybe some coal

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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someone please rate this scandal on the linguistic killshot-o-meter

1 - wet fart noise
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10 - ur mom joke

im guessing its a nothingburger

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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since hwne is purjury a thing white politicians ever had to worry about

this guy's president is on record of saying "so-called" judge

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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all Trump has to do is yell fake news and say prove it.

then when the proof comes out ignore it.

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Jul 30, 2003

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OhFunny posted:

Sessions has been caught flat out lying to the Senate about meeting Russians during the campaign.

Obama's people spread the intel on the Russian election interference across the departments to prevent to from being suppressed by the incoming Trump Admin.

It's looking like the Russians really did temper in our election.

trumpists are glad they did.

the only way this matters is if republicans care, and i'm guessing there has been plenty of time to bribe enough of them so this never happens.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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also if somehow, in some amazing watergate like moment it takes trump down, you get pence.

literally everything in the pipeline goes ahead except maybe not the immigration ban

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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if it takes down pence you get ryan lol

there is literally no upside to any of this

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Jul 30, 2003

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Business Gorillas posted:

i mean concrete proof of the russians rigging the election and the republicans refusing to do anything about it is a bridge too far

bribe money doesn't do too much when you're swinging from a lamppost

lmao says who? the american public wont do jack poo poo

look at the border clusterfuck, there were senators being told to get hosed by civilians and nothing happened.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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Deeze Nuts woulda won...

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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what if the pisstape comes out but is actually really classy and the hookers are very attractive PHD students and everyone awakens to their deepest desires

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Jul 30, 2003

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Duscat posted:

not sure we'd be able to tell the academic achievement levels of russian hookers based on their bed-pissing performance, but who knows

You might not

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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Sessionsill get away with it and then prosecute a black man for leaking the information.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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Has anyone here realised that..

*shuffles papers, checks notes, leans behind and talks to aide*

.. nothing matters?

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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White people, boy... I dunno

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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Also orange people, just say no

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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joementum is good and funny

literally everyone in this thread has been wrong a bajillion times but for some reason everyone sticks it to him and ran him out of the thread.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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for example he would eb able to tell us how many times perjury has cost a cabinet member his job (my guess is in the 0-0 range)

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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joementum is bannon :2bong:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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dutchess

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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didnt reagan literally say he thought he was telling the truth so that made it ok

then nothing happened to him

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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also isnt oliver north a right wing hero now

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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also kissenger

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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it would be really good if session lost his job and gained a really cushy consultancy to live out the rest of his 150 years or however long goblins live for

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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Yinlock posted:

*desperately crawling across the sand* no, no there has to be a purely cynical outlook here, things can't matter, they just can't

President Donald John Trump

lmao

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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what if instead of talking they communicated via telepathy

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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That Alex Jones Super Saiyan video honestly couldn't be any better if you told him to stage it for that express purpose.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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he really does hire the best people huh

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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sessions should just declare diplomatic immunity and hide in the north pole embassy

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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im the 14 minutes between first and last tweet

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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witch hunt is in quotes because session is a goblin and they are real touchy about that stuff

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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hard to type with one of those dialing wands

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

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if u arn't posting from a 5x gravity training room and getting swole i dunno what to tell u

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