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Posting in a new trump thread!
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:02 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 03:12 |
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Squizzle posted:valentinian 4eva, demiurge more bumblin than malicious,
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:53 |
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Epic High Five posted:Turdfuzz is the source of power that C-SPAM draws upon, and Baloogan is the gamma ray source being consumed by that source that will be the death of us all more like trump is a black hole and we are the white hot accretion disc accelerated to such incredible speeds by his yawning maw that we blast x-rays brighter than any star into the universe
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 10:03 |
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Hypha posted:Remember when Evil had to be smart and Good dumb? people always ask why bad guys hinge their plans on one massive weapon like the death star which opens them up to a devastating counterattack it's because evil is really dumb like super dumb
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 10:05 |
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Pollyanna posted:haha http://www.npr.org/2017/02/19/516064707/new-york-republican-rep-tom-reed-faces-angry-crowds-deep-in-trump-country The true irony is, say what you want about her campaigning, Hildawg lives for these sorts of questions. Like you'd probably have to drag her away before she collapsed from sleep deprivation.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:34 |
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Drunkboxer posted:I get pretty depressed with the optimism people seem to have that think people vote based on policy (we need true leftist policy, bernie would have cum etc). I don't think its even remotely accurate and I think we're hosed forever because our neighbors are to loving dumb to live lol The real reason why Bernie would have won is he's a more likeable white dude. Despite Biden being way right of him, precisely the same is true of him. I'm not sure there are actually two more liked white dudes in America, actually.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:42 |
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Like Biden is not Onion Biden, but the thing is, that is the opposite of something that matters.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:43 |
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freckle posted:why is this the dems thread rn? Day-o, I say daaaay-o Day crew come and I wanna poo poo post
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:44 |
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:there needs to be more of that bacteria that turns petroleum into food for algae and methane If my hatred for capitalism were an energy source, we would never need cold fusion and could reach the stars
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:46 |
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Serf posted:the sad thing is that only places like c-spam and /pol/ recognize that he means the opposite of this actually I mean, much like Bush and Islam, I have to give him credit for saying it. Only because I'm aware of the grim reality of the fact that there was pressure not to or worse, mind you.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:49 |
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Fidel Castronaut posted:he has a jewish daughter and he cares about it very muchly for three minutes after they talk to him about it. If it ever gets through his head that antisemites are threatening and insulting Ivanka, though, we might be in for quite the show
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 15:53 |
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Weeping Wound posted:in two words or less, please describe your feelings about Trump Manchurian Hairpiece
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:13 |
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/mrochabrun/status/834051135472357376 to be fair, in the case of refugees who face violence or murder in their place of origin, this may accidentally be the superior policy
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:28 |
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I feel like the proper comeback to "so much for the tolerant left" is "so much for the Christian right."
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:51 |
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rudatron posted:the proper comeback is the guillotine Sadly, my wit is not yet that sharp.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:53 |
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:"so much for the Jesus-following right" is more accurate, christianity to these mutants is literally rebranded sharia law Honestly, I think it's time that these assholes were challenged on Christianity. Like even with my conservative relatives (Canadian conservatives so not really in the same realm here) I'm hoping to point out that allowing the far right to own Christianity this way reduces the words of Christ to a political brand in a way which is destroying their faith. A lot of my cousins have left the religion for these very reasons, so it might be a good conversation.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:04 |
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I just got up, has Gay Ludwig Hitler arranged for me to be sent to the camp for breeders yet?
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 17:18 |
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crazy cloud posted:ethnic cleansing i can shitpost about and white nationalist potus i can even lol about but if you harm a single innocent burrito so help me satan i will have my vengeance My stomach is now accepting delicious burrito refugees.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 17:21 |
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/hansmollman/status/834165369690550272 It's a dude taking it up the butt. I thought that would be obvious, in this context.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 17:35 |
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DryGoods posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/834424180129030145 Man, that whole slavery thing was pretty bad, eh? Makes me feel...*brain overloads*
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 17:38 |
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Gaylord National Resort They really had this all planned for Milo didn't they
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 18:01 |
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Bruteman posted:One of the most endlessly amusing things to me about the Trump administration is they thought they would be welcomed as heroes just for being elected, and they are all very clearly mad as hell that they are encountering even the slightest bit of resistance - even more amazing when it's coming from some people working for Trump who absolutely should know better (Conway, etc.). The American people will greet us as libertators.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 18:04 |
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Admiral Ray posted:chemistry and medicine are the only nobel prizes worth handing out because so many have caused harm to the winners. only now that physicists have figured out that handling the rocks they play with than kill them
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 20:39 |
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euphronius posted:He did give up lol republicans: i just want to yell a lot and then pretend its your fault nothing works
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 20:40 |
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Admiral Ray posted:"Heh, this rock is always warm. Neat!" you also develop a superpower called "dying really fast"!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 20:43 |
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On the one hand, Zuckerberg is less immediately dangerous than Trump. On the other hand, I think I would actually hate President Zuckerberg more. Zuckerberg is a functioning adult whereas Trump I feel is on the verge of being unable to be held accountable for his actions due to mental illness.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 10:53 |
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The ideal storyline would actually be Luthor attempting to destroy Superman's faith in humanity by convincing people to vote for a platform of pure self-destructive spite.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 10:57 |
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Weeping Wound posted:they say that sleep is a small death. it's no surprise that every day when I wake up, I see Be gone evil forces. My souls is mine and I am alive!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 22:33 |
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Fullhouse posted:you seem really mad at the Bone, friend Joe the Plumber 2: Kenneth Boneoggallo
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 23:07 |
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Brother Friendship posted:I really want to know what Bannon is dying from and why he's decided the world must die with him Putin tried to polonium him but he had already ascended to lichdom and now spite holds his disintegrating body together.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 23:09 |
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Jose posted:lol at getting poo poo pay to wade in poo poo all day Baloogan posted:TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMPTUR PTMR TURMTP RUTM RPTU MRPTURM PTURP TUTRMUI MTRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMPTR UTMRPT URT RUTP MRTU TRUMP looks like he got a taste for it, cause he's doing it pro bono these days
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 09:31 |
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Cactus posted:anime is like if you had videogame-tier storytelling in cartoon format. 'Loogan's all hyped up on caffeine pills, best not to mess with him 'til he settles down a bit
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 13:12 |
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Baloogan posted:lambo turbolambo Whoa Black Betty, bambalam Whoa Black Betty, bambalam
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 13:17 |
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Bert Roberge posted:Still proud of this old spicy that I made on off hours. i still think he's Boosted
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 13:19 |
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FabioClone posted:hm..... hm.... no. they are exactly equal. in anime, it's okay that her body is 12 because she has the mind of an ancient being in Trump, it's okay that his mind is 4 because he has the body of a diabetic senior
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 13:25 |
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quote:I wear no mask!
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 13:27 |
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wassup nite crew? i'm thinking life is still a yawning void, and Trump is the event horizon
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 10:51 |
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ScrubLeague posted:obama hasn't organized poo poo in a hot minute it's literally ridiculous to blame that on him Trump blame ridiculous the basis of many madlibs
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 10:57 |
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just to clarify, i believe my man squizzle is speaking of the elusive sasquatch
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 11:06 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 03:12 |
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He's going to talk about how he just wants to make America great again but mean liberals won't let him
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 11:33 |