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120 | 64.52% |
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Disappointed that Paige's stunt double isn't Sandow in a wig.
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Benne posted:How many people in the crowd actually knew they were shooting a movie scene there? Maybe they just got mad about hearing AJ's music and not getting the real AJ. Rock: Aww poo poo I knew I forgot to say something.
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Feb 21, 2017 05:59
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Jeez fake AJ is like waist high to Alexa. On a side note, does every indy wrestling woman weigh under 80 pounds? Cause 100% of Nia Jax's victims have been no rear end, no tits, and arms so small i dont see how they open the front door to their house. Alexa looks like a hoss compared to them.
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Feb 21, 2017 10:54
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Kawalimus posted:It's fun to watch the Rock get away with poo poo that nobody else can get away with in a WWE ring just because he's the Rock. He knows they need him more than he needs them and he makes the most of it. I liked the story that everyone backstage flipped out when he addressed the cosplayers that one time. I hope that was true. That was amazing. He stops mid-promo, mid-sentence, to talk to a Hulk Hogan cosplayer and I think the Gawker trial was still going on at the time. Also the show went like 30+ minutes without a single commercial cause of him. Efexeye posted:catchprase over isn't over WE, THE PEOPLE, agree with you mary had a little clam posted:Is he having a stroke or am I? I dunno but after reading that I smell toast and taste copper.
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Feb 21, 2017 18:06
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I'm betting on surprise Rowan return and he takes the whole thing.
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Feb 21, 2017 18:33
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Best talking smack episode in a while. Bubbles were busted, the earth is flat, and Daniel Bryan asked Dude Love to perform fellatio on him.
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Feb 22, 2017 05:27
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Pretty easy to believe noone played as The Godfather for 4 months to notice this sooner.
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Feb 22, 2017 05:52
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VJeff posted:They took the script off the Usos (I assume) and they're basically the best tag team in the company right now. A natural Uso script would be 3 paragraphs long, no punctuation marks, all capital letters, and a few emojis scattered around.
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Feb 22, 2017 05:54
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KungFu Grip posted:
That legitimately makes it worse, they can't even blame rushing for the deadline. Abroham Lincoln posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLJnjzcO9UI&t=155s Well CM Punk's rear end is now the 2nd dumbest thing I've seen on WWE's youtube. This might be worse than the twitter post. I like how they'd be in a 100x better spot if they just did literally nothing. It's like when you want to cover up a lie so you just keep talking and talking instead of just doing a shoulder shrug and moving on.
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Feb 22, 2017 12:18
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Aphrodite posted:He's going to be buried for making them look bad with that botch. "Hey man we gave you a chance. Try again in 5 years"
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Feb 22, 2017 17:45
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CubsWoo posted:They had an easy out to avoid the botch ever occurring, too - have Harper and Styles on the apron, both struggling to knock the other off while not hitting the floor, one of them is about to get an advantage and right at the climax... This makes entirely too much sense. Eli Wiggum posted:Is the fat Uso Jey or Jimmy? I could never really tell them apart If people start being able to regularly tell them apart, that's how you'll know they're on another level (another good part of their heel turn, they're starting to dress different). The Bellas were lucky, they look nothing alike but still got to do twin magic spots.
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Feb 22, 2017 19:56
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Eli Wiggum posted:And then Nikki got implants Brie just stuffed her bra when they'd twin magic. No, really. In hindsight that was pretty funny.
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Feb 22, 2017 20:05
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drat that sideplate, this is the girliest belt since the diva's title. Self-loving Hug Pacman better playable in 2K18 and not just on her titantron. I'll also take Dark-Bayley as a hidden SNK final boss with flaming tube men. WWE really needs a new batshit arcade game.
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Feb 23, 2017 02:28
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Black Is Black posted:Can't wait to talk about heel Bayley for 10 years like we did with Cena. I'd say lol @ a woman wrestler lasting that long in WWE but we do have Mickie James. Hope her contract wasn't just a 6 month/1 year thing.
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Feb 23, 2017 06:19
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Forceholy posted:She finally lets her hair down.  ok if that ever happens, poo poo just got real
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Feb 23, 2017 09:26
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Gonzo McFee posted:In related news, Brazzers are doing a porn parody of the Montreal Screwjob. "I didn't screw Brit, Brit screwed Brit!!!" "Okay actually both those things happened" Somehow this legit feels less tacky than everytime WWE brings this angle back up when they're in front of a Canadian crowd with a Hart wrestling. Looking forward to the Owen Hart porn.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:05
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Mia Malkova was Always Bad. Sry I didn't follow her indy career so I have no nostalgia.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:50
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St Evan Echoes posted:Alexa would be fine as a babyface but she's so loving good as a heel it seems a waste to turn her So basically Sasha... although less so on the "fine as a babyface" part.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:51
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rovert posted:Two years since give Divas a chance drat this was like 3 Emmas ago.
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Feb 23, 2017 20:27
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The brazzers curtain call orgy will bring new meaning to "exposing the business"
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Feb 23, 2017 20:38
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Vaguido posted:Raw was up too, I think 3.2? The Wyatts are a draw. Once Rowan returns we just need Braun to rejoin and... plz god don't let that happen.
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Feb 23, 2017 20:43
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Might have a reality where Harper and Bray are both world champions and Braun beats Roman Reigns. Least 1 out of these 3 happened so I'll consider it a win no matter what happens.
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Feb 23, 2017 20:49
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The_Rob posted:You trying to organize a psp circle jerk? Didn't think we could pull one off without Alexa being involved but this might do it.
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Feb 23, 2017 22:42
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Marquis de Pyro posted:Roman is going to have the match won when the lights go out and Taker shows up in the ring and kicks him in the dick. There is no other possible finish to the match Taker is like a really slow Ziggler. Instead of being a sore loser after the match, he does it months or years later.
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Feb 24, 2017 05:42
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Gonzo McFee posted:Not looking forward to watching Bret spit on Vince this time. Vince is though. Thank god it's not a pacifist run cause good luck getting Cena to tap out. Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Feb 24, 2017 |
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Feb 24, 2017 12:50
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Between JBL's female bodybuilder wanking and this, whatever Byron Saxton gets caught with better be good. Knowing him it'll be something lame like he forgot to pay for a coffee at a gas station 
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Feb 25, 2017 07:34
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If there's one thing WWE is amazing at its finding the most boring black guys in the entire entertainment industry. Or in Apollo's case, they'll go the extra mile to make sure they're boring.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:06
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I guarantee the Otungas go to a breakfast place that has like 80 types of pancakes and they order the regular ones with no syrup.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:21
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Sounded like JBL was going to pop a blood vessel trying to put over Tyler Breeze's char this week. I remember when he debuted he'd just hate on Breeze and Ziggler at the same time.
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Feb 25, 2017 13:37
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The brand split is 100% to blame for the callups. Simultaneously NXT got gutted and a bunch of potentials got called up too early (although on the bright side, if the brand split didn't happen Alexa Bliss mighta been in NXT for like 5 more years cause the show would still be on Charlotte-only mode). Enzo and Cass needed more time in ring but lets not act like there wasn't a post in these threads every day from Royal Rumble til April last year asking "WHERE'S ENZO AND CASS?"
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Feb 26, 2017 02:18
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I'm behind a Kalisto + Apollo team. They're literally undefeated in handicap matches. Braun better watch his back.
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Feb 26, 2017 12:40
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It'd be kind of funny if every arena was just utterly dead silent for every Matt Hardy appearance. The internet fans would have a meltdown.
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Feb 27, 2017 00:28
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KungFu Grip posted:They'll use this theme I loved when Rhyno and Slater would run down to the ring to do their babyface ring-clearing run-in and it'd get kicked off with "I'M JUST ONE MAAAAAAAAAAAN" *2 guys run out* HHH doing his "get back into shape" run late this year. Last year he started in January. I still say if Roman interfered in that HHH vs Ambrose match and Ambrose got the title, that would have gotten Roman over. He could have come out on Raw saying "This feud isn't about gold, its about blood" then him and HHH beating each other down until Wrestlemania would have had some feel to it.
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Feb 27, 2017 10:26
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Maybe the new day will do the Moonlight Hour.
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Feb 27, 2017 11:27
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R Truth: This one's on me, my bad Good thing the slammies arent tonight
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Feb 27, 2017 14:49
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Wonder when Shane is going to show up for his own feud. He's pulling an Undertaker. I guess AJ has to lose to Harper first so he can shout out to the rafters "SHAAAAAAAAAAAANE"
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Feb 27, 2017 16:13
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Clearly the timing of the reference is what we had a problem with. That was it.
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Feb 27, 2017 17:14
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I don't care about not getting to see Big Show vs Shaq, I just feel bad for big show. 20 years and this was the last thing he wanted
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Mar 1, 2017 00:16
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In an alternate universe, the dudleys weren't jobbers because Broken D-Von got over in the indys.
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Stale Saltines posted:It's gonna be like The Club where they make a couple vague references to their prior gimmick but really they're just a generic tag team in a dead division. "WE WERE ROCKSTARS IN FLORIDA"
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