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Braun? This poll is closed.
Owns	4	2.15%
Really Owns	5	2.69%
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!	57	30.65%
	120	64.52%
Total:	186 votes

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sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

I'm still hoping Owens beats Goldberg by some fuckery (or gets DQ'd) and then we get an Orton/Owens match.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 10:46

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:42

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Landis is kind of a weirdo, but I generally like his work and he doesn't outright grate on me. By all accounts I've heard he's a super nice dude in person. It's just weird that people have this really specific grudge or hatred of him, because he's really no more offensive than others who do the stuff he does. Like, it's not as though he's everywhere or a really prominent star. He's super easy to ignore if you don't care about him.

Eli Wiggum posted:

It's a shame Charlotte didn't inherit her father's promo skills

Are we sure her mother isn't Linda McMahon? She has the exact same cadence.

"*I* want. A di-VORCE!"

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:33

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

The only way that porn will be acceptable is if there's a scene where Bret and Shawn go at it while Vince looks on while doing the full version of the :vince:

gif the whole time.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 10:37

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

JamMasterJim posted:

Another WWE poll.
http://www.wwe.com/polls/who-is-your-favorite-cruiserweight-competitor

First two were expected, the rest may surprise you

No Tozawa. Poll invalid. :colbert:

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 10:35

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Otunga's been alright at calling out JBL on his bullshit lately. Or at least at indirectly exposing the dumb WWE logic of heel commentators always doing mental gymnastics to root for heels when there's no real reason they should like every bad guy.

Byron however is unforgivable.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 13:29

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

IcePhoenix posted:

His problem isn't his character his problem is that he has none.

Like I've literally never seen anything that suggests to me he has one and whenever I ask people for examples from his indy stuff the response is "he does flips!"

He was Akira Tozawa's gaijin best friend in the Monster Express stable in Dragon Gate, who were the greatest friends who ever were. More or less his character was "I'm a smiley happy nice guy until you gently caress with my friends and then I go sickhouse on you."

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 04:41

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

IcePhoenix posted:

Little of both. He's been doing the same schtick for like a decade now and it's gotten really stale because he never changes it up.

He did change it up a bit when his gimmick suddenly became :byodood:

YELLING ABOUT HOW THIS IS MY PASSION DAY IN DAY OUT I WORK MY rear end OFF

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

this dolph feud should've been preceded by trying to make crews and kalisto a tag team full of flips and wet stunts, and then dolph injures kalisto during the heel turn, boom, a good feud. instead, it's empty as hell and just dolph wolloping dorks with a chair for pops.

Also he shouldn't keep beating on them when people cheer for the chairshots. It's a heel's job to deprive the crowd of what they want.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 11:26

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Didn't that "oops we read the wrong name" thing just happen at some other awards ceremony last year? Get your poo poo together, production assistants.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 09:49

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:42

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

He's getting rowdy.

He's going to move some things.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 23:27

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