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Braun?
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Owns 4 2.15%
Really Owns 5 2.69%
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!! 57 30.65%
120 64.52%
Total: 186 votes
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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


I liked when the audience started chanting thank you Sheamus after booting him in the face

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

every once and a while enzo gets off a good one liner, like the first time he called someone chicken tenders, but ever since being on raw it's kind of been the same old same old and his in-ring style seems to be "run into something and knock self out."

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Abroham Lincoln posted:

I never understood the shtick he's doing with his slow talking, since in outside interviews he's really eloquent and speaks very well and it's like, why are you doing this to yourself

enzo is the fast talker and cass is the slow talker.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Efexeye posted:

jesus christ the usos cut one loving promo you guys

that's all that cm punk chump ever did

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

max landis could probably still beat up enzo in real life, because enzo would just run into a wall and knock himself out

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


i've never cheated on anyone yet i still feel bad for him now that this is on twitter for the whole loving world to see

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

SunshineDanceParty posted:

I have cheated on someone and gently caress him. If you cheat you deserve all the poo poo you get.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

at least he's waiting to facefuck his side chick instead of covertly jerking off to airport pornographies.

do they still sell hardcore porn in airport bookstores and newstands? i don't think they do. there's a great david cross bit about that. something like "page 24, puckering virgin assholes...oh man, i feel bad for the person sitting next to me, 'cause i'm gonna be jerkin it!"

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i liked that two weeks when fandango was popular and he kept using "fandangoing" as a thinly veiled metaphor for loving. there were lines like "when was last time you fandangoed, maggle?!" or "i fandangoed in the shower this morning"

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


those are really weird looking triceps. wonder what kind of lifts he does for that. also he should buy some big guy feed me more testosterone supplements. good for coming off your cycle (tm).

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i remember seeing a picture of shaq or him on tv not too long ago and thinking there is no way that guy is going to be ready for wrestlemania. too bad. i wanted that juicy shaq meat.

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

joke is going to be on all of you when instead of the hardy's re-debuting it's willows

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