- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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You're a venomous mini-cobra, trying to get some sleep before you have to wake up and go to the plant for your graveyard shift. You get into your sneaker bed and try to doze off, but are rudely awakened by some human oaf sticking their foot into it and yelling "gently caress my life! loving snakes in my shoes!". you mull popping out, hissing and fangs bared, giving this human cretin a double dose injection of venom, but think better of it and lethargically slither away to underneath the cold living room futon AS PER USUAL EVERY drat DAY. you sigh and curl up, shivering. A hardworking cobra will never win in this world or get a break.
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