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You go to a pet shelter to rescue a dog and a dog rescues you from the pet shelter and takes you to your new forever home.
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You ring someone's doorbell wearing your new Halloween mask, and when they answer you say the magic words, but it comes out instead as "Chwicker Chreet!" because your mask muffles your voice, which as we all know summons the demonic being Sh'A'Halaz't from it's imprisonment from the NeverDidn't which is awkward, because it's either deliver the candy or give up your soul.
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Feb 21, 2017 17:40
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You take a hit from the bong but someone packed it with their anti-drug
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Feb 21, 2017 17:42
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You're sitting there bored out of your mind twiddling your thumbs mindlessly when suddenly, they spin faster and faster, out of your control, a frightening whirring blur of whizzing fury, your arms rise above your head! Your thumbs are now a freakish ornithopter of twiddling madness lifting you up and out of your seat and you fly, out of the door of the room you were in, outside the house now, up into the air you rise! Still your thumbs whir above your outstretched arms, suspending you in a freaklish fingery feat of flight. People on the ground look up in amazement, attracted to both the sight of you, feet dangling helplessly as you are held upright by the digital dervish that is the dynamo of your fingery flight and the BZZZZZZZZZZ! of your thumbs chewing through the air, keeping you aloft! Finally, the journey begins to abate, your trip brought to an abrupt end as you lower to the ground, the twiddles slow and and your feet are now on the ground at a bus stop a few miles from home. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 23, 2017 17:46
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vanisher posted:At home after a hard day you are enjoying a book when, turning the page, you cut your finger on the sharp edge of the page. You startle, and bring your finger to your lips, more alarmed at the surprise than in any actual pain. You return to reading, a small drop of blood forming at the wound. It trickles down and stains the page you are reading, causing you to curse. You quickly wipe it away leaving a small smudge on the page. The book wriggles out of your hands on its own free will and scurries under a table. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 23, 2017 19:36
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You put your last dollar into the vending machine and of course the thing you wanted gets stuck! So you bang the machine a little bit and the thing you wanted just dangles there, ready to fall any second, and you shove it one more time, harder than the last- and you and the candybar trade places! You are now dangling for your life, feet unable to grab onto anything as your hands are gripped onto the chrome spiral that is keeping the rest of the products from falling onto your now consideribly smaller and more vulnerable skull! Suddenly, someone else approaches the vending machine, dollar bill in hand, and they select the choice that you now occupy! The spiral you are hanging onto for dear life rotates, you have no choice but to keep following the spiral, and finally the mechanism stops! You co-worker, Johnson from Accounts Payable/Shipping, is now shoving the machine, trying to force you into the bin below! He gives it a violent shove, just as you did- and has now traded positions with you! The candybar is now on the floor, you pick it up and head back to your seat and sit down and take your time eating that candybar- you earned it. Johnson can go right on ahead and gently caress himself. Prick. Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Feb 24, 2017 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 24, 2017 05:28
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