Piso Mojado posted:

you want to weed it up but instead you find a cricket has made your nugz into a cozy house so you ask to come in but ur too big so he offers to come into your house instead which technically hes already in but no sense in arguing with a cricket you know, so right when he leaves a spider comes down to eat him but he gets tangled in his own web and falls face first into the weed nug cottage and wrecks it, breaking the crickets fine china that he was planning on using when his mother in law visited not that she ever does because she is very disapointed in her daughter for marrying outside her cricket caste and cant bear to see her daughter live in such poor weed nug conditions, but i digress..