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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

ASMR videos for cats. Think about it. Cats love scratching, and scraping. The internet loves cats. All I need now is a "sexy lady" (chubby girl who looks passable and has nice cleavage) to make the noises while wearing one of those stupid cat ear headbands.

Note: This is a thread for original million dollar ideas. DO NOT STEAL THEM!!!!

What are your ideas that will bring the internet to its knees and make it pay to suck your cock?

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Pity post: Earn billions from my new app, "am I wearing pants".

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

spud posted:

Pity post: Earn billions from my new app, "am I wearing pants".

My god...think of all those rubes carrying smart phones and wearing pants right at this very minute. You'll also rake it in from the feminazi crowd. they love to flaunt the fact that they are wearing pants rather than a nice sun dress.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
tindr but instead of sexual partners its for people who want to play magic the gathering

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

tindr but instead of sexual partners its for people who want to play magic the gathering

this but it has a permanent ban on that cheating gently caress steven speck

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Smiling Mandrill posted:

You'll also rake it in from the feminazi crowd. they love to flaunt the fact that they are wearing pants rather than a nice sun dress.

wrap it up

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Smiling Mandrill posted:

You'll also rake it in from the feminazi crowd. they love to flaunt the fact that they are wearing pants rather than a nice sun dress.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Prostitution, except it's legal and the health & well-being of the employees is regulated by a national board

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
A company where you can place bets on the arrival and departure times of greyhound buses.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im thinking of bringing software back

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Shareware. For everything. Games? Shareware. Coffee? Shareware. Chemotherapy? Do I need finish?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Shareware. For everything. Games? Shareware. Coffee? Shareware. Chemotherapy? Do I need finish?

Id like to pledge $5 to this and will possibly buy the full version in the future

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

hey op, what group do you think most threatens your free speech

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Isaac posted:

Id like to pledge $5 to this and will possibly buy the full version in the future

You'd better if you want the full version of the chemo. Otherwise we cut you off when your tumor is down to 75% of the size it was.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Sorry, but I don't get out of bed for less than a billion.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

lol

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
An app that allows people to vote on all internet posting. If the offending party is down voted enough they can be hunted down and killed with no repercussions from law enforcment.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

hey op, what group do you think most threatens your free speech

SJWs, the Alt-right, college professors, religious leaders, and of course the lame stream media. MSNBC, FOX, and NPR can't silence me, but they will yell loud enough that people won't be able to hear TRUTH over their fake news.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Smiling Mandrill posted:

SJWs, the Alt-right, college professors, religious leaders, and of course the lame stream media. MSNBC, FOX, and NPR can't silence me, but they will yell loud enough that people won't be able to hear TRUTH over their fake news.

So everybody threatens your free speech?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Smiling Mandrill posted:

ASMR videos for cats. Think about it. Cats love scratching, and scraping. The internet loves cats. All I need now is a "sexy lady" (chubby girl who looks passable and has nice cleavage) to make the noises while wearing one of those stupid cat ear headbands.

Already done.
http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2679922295

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Phone game where you get America points for geo tagging houses where immigrants live

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
let' s play but with lawn games- darts, croquet, badminton, etc.

Kruxy
May 19, 2004

Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

million dollar idea: barbershop quartet singing strip-o-gram. 4 men for the price of 1 handsome one.

not a billion dollar idea though

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
for the record I could technically turn this thread title into a your mother joke but I'm too busy fighting withdrawal

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Twitch Performs Robotic Surgery

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Get this. Chicks... with dicks.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I like the hot chubby chick idea. :frogon:

Kruxy
May 19, 2004

Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

redtube has a different definition of "chubby" than I do.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I like the hot chubby dick idea. :frogon:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
keep paying me but i dont have to work anymore

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
mods pls change my name to

ra tehuti posted:

hot chubby dick

also I'll take a 6 hour tia

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
A thread about business companies then steal the best ideas. Oh wait i already did that. gently caress you op my ideas are mine bitch

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
the cia is at the door of my cardboard box I don't think they care for me

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
they 'don't look friendly'

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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

ra tehuti posted:

the cia is at the door of my cardboard box I don't think they care for me

I don't think they care about you either just like everyone here cardboard box bitch probably not even cardboard is it!?!

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