|
Ships made of metal. Metal sinks in every situation, yet because its called a ship they magically float. Sorcery. Bee's wings are too small to support their weight but they can fly. The number One appears nearly twice as often as random chance will allow in this universe.
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 14:43
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 09:10 |
|
|
Undisputable 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 14:44
|
|
|
I said Indisputable...more evidence of sorcery?
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 14:45
|
|
|
phones. you speak into a "machine" and it replicates your voice?!?
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 14:45
|
|
|
plus if you mark the screen with the right sequence of glyphs some naked people might appear on the screen
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 14:46
|
|
|
Am I really supposed to believe a series of electrical signals (just 0 and 1) on bits of metal and silicon can produce something highly complex like a videogame? And that a programmer "created" this by hand?
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 14:46
|
|
|
nigerian sorcerer stole my johnson
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 15:43
|
|
|
the fact that I'm still alive seems to be some sort of witchcraft
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 15:50
|
|
Nut to Butt posted:nigerian sorcerer stole my johnson
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 15:51
|
|
|
I believe that fire is magic and it scares the poo poo out of me. (anybody get the reference?)
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 16:58
|
|
|
One time I took a step and my foot went about 8 inches below the concrete but when I looked down the concrete was normal and my foot was on it like normal. Ever since that day I have believed.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:02
|
|
|
my dog will go out his dog door, but won't come back in through it. This leads me to believe it is cursed -- most likely by a wizard
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:03
|
|
|
Trump is President
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:06
|
|
|
Define sorcerery.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:08
|
|
jon joe posted:Define sorcerery. ranbo das posted:Trump is President
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:11
|
|
Nolan Arenado posted:One time I took a step and my foot went about 8 inches below the concrete but when I looked down the concrete was normal and my foot was on it like normal. Ever since that day I have believed. haha lol walking around after stepping in wet concrete sucks
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:13
|
|
Nolan Arenado posted:One time I took a step and my foot went about 8 inches below the concrete tell us more about the time papa raped ya
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:16
|
|
|
The buoyancy force is the reason why ships float. It's a force equal to the weight of the water displaced by the volume. It ends up being a balancing act between the density of whatever you're trying to float and water. Big ships are mostly full of air, and air is less dense than water, so ships are, on average, less dense than water, so they float.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:17
|
|
|
that sounds like something a sorcerer would say.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:20
|
|
|
if I open all of the door on the boat will it sink? where is your god now
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:21
|
|
|
Kruxy posted:if I open all of the door on the boat will it sink? where is your god now uh if they are underwater doors
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:22
|
|
|
SHISHKABOB posted:The buoyancy force is the reason why ships float. It's a force equal to the weight of the water displaced by the volume. It ends up being a balancing act between the density of whatever you're trying to float and water. Big ships are mostly full of air, and air is less dense than water, so ships are, on average, less dense than water, so they float. You lost me after the word "the". Do you weigh more, or less, than a duck?
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:23
|
|
|
fuckin magnets; how do they work?
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:38
|
|
|
spacetoaster posted:You lost me after the word "the". I weigh more than a duck, they are pretyt small .
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:45
|
|
|
yo wizards don't fuckin exist garbageboy
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:49
|
|
|
SHISHKABOB posted:The buoyancy force is the reason why ships float. It's a force equal to the weight of the water displaced by the volume. It ends up being a balancing act between the density of whatever you're trying to float and water. Big ships are mostly full of air, and air is less dense than water, so ships are, on average, less dense than water, so they float. Metal is much more dense than water or air and ships are not airtight. So your "theory" isn't even logically consistent. Its sorcery. Throw a piece of metal into the water. It instantly sinks.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:50
|
|
|
Secret post edited you never saw
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:51
|
|
|
the beauty of a sunrise that's magical
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:56
|
|
TheSpamalope posted:Secret post edited you never saw fuckin quoted
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 17:58
|
|
|
Car washes. Ein cooler Typ posted:the beauty of a sunrise 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:02
|
|
|
TrustmeImLegit posted:Metal is much more dense than water or air and ships are not airtight. So your "theory" isn't even logically consistent. Its sorcery. Yeah lol they also make airplanes out of metal, but when you try to replicate it at home the only time it even kinda works is when you use paper! They think we're idiots!
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:27
|
|
|
500 bad things posted:Yeah lol they also make airplanes out of metal, but when you try to replicate it at home the only time it even kinda works is when you use paper! They think we're idiots! Planes are pretty logical dude. Even small children have heard of the Bernoulli effect. It has nothing to do with ships.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:47
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:52
|
|
|
TrustmeImLegit posted:Metal is much more dense than water or air and ships are not airtight. So your "theory" isn't even logically consistent. Its sorcery. The bottoms of ships are airtight you dumbass.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:57
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 18:58
|
|
|
FIll your sink with water, take a glass and hold it right side up in the water so its halfway covered. You'll feel a force pushing the glass back up out of the water. If you let go itll fall over cause its got poo poo balance. This is why boats look like baots becaUSE THEY ARE DESIGNED TO NOT FALL OVER LIKE A CUP
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 19:02
|
|
|
SHISHKABOB posted:The bottoms of ships are airtight you dumbass. Then how come ships have air in them, dingus?!
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 19:02
|
|
|
also how would the people get on the ship if it's airtight lmao
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 19:05
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 19:07
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 09:10 |
|
|
SHISHKABOB posted:The bottoms of ships are airtight you dumbass. No they aren't. Are you saying if someone accidentally opens a door to the hold it instantly sinks? At least try to make some sense.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2017 19:08
|
|