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punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

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For almost a year I've been working on a detailed list of what I believe are the best 100 games I have played.

After so much time I've finally completed it and have gotten praise for my efforts.

Here it is in full.

I'd like to hear your thoughts.

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

im not going to click your link to medium.com op. go gently caress yourself

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
100 is a lot of games. I have trouble deciding what's my top ten.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

The Top 100 Gayest Video Games Of All Time (IMO)

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

i clicked the link and skullgirls is number two

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

pog boyfriend posted:

i clicked the link and skullgirls is number two

Hell its just science.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

trying to jack off posted:

im not going to click your link to medium.com op. go gently caress yourself

Would you feel better if I posted some of the entries in the thread?

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

there is no way anyone read all of that crap and gave you praise. there are simply too many words. but if we are to assume the op is not a liar, he sent this guide to his friends cody and tristen the two guys he plays skullgirls with and they did a page search for skullgirls, saw it in the top 10, and said "oh hell yeah buddy"

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Echoing the sentiment that there is absolutely no way in hell Im reading this.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
I appreciate the effort in writing all this out but you put Quake 3 at 79 and Half Life 2 at 1 so i dont trust your opinion at all

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

punk rebel ecks posted:

Would you feel better if I posted some of the entries in the thread?

i cant imagine reading any of your posts will make me feel better, no

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Hat Thoughts posted:

I appreciate the effort in writing all this out but you put Quake 3/Quake 3: Arena at 79 and Half Life 2 at 1 so i dont trust your opinion at all

lmfao

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

the only thing better than skull girls? why, it has to be world famous standing in a locked room simulator half life 2

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

pog boyfriend posted:

there is no way anyone read all of that crap and gave you praise. there are simply too many words. but if we are to assume the op is not a liar, he sent this guide to his friends cody and tristen the two guys he plays skullgirls with and they did a page search for skullgirls, saw it in the top 10, and said "oh hell yeah buddy"

There is a multiple page thread of it on NeoGaf.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

punk rebel ecks posted:

There is a multiple page thread of it on NeoGaf.

oh poo poo, neogaf likes the list? my bad bro :sweatdrop:

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
hardcoregaming101 did the 200 best games of all time list .. im going to read it soon

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I.N.R.I posted:

hardcoregaming101 did the 200 best games of all time list .. im going to read it soon

They're working on a top 47,858. Could be a real monster when it's finished

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
op...come on...

quote:

Super Mario World may look like a classic, but it is a very boring Mario game with some of the least exciting level design in the 2D series.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

*clears throat and unfurls a long scroll of parchment on a gold-encrusted iron spool*
ReTarded earth
NeoJokeyou
How bout Nodea the sky soldier
Shitline Miami
Under Fail
The Crap of us
Dance Dance Retardation Extreme (Retardation)
Teenage Putrid Ninja Turds IV: Turtles in Time
Yu Yu Hakashoi Makyou ToiletShin
Life Is Gay
Star gently caress 64
Butthole 2
Super Trash Bros For Wii U
Fartro 2033
ShitNobi III Return of the ninja bastard
Gay symohony
Arcanus of Steamworks and Fagics obscura
Metro Last Time i ever play this game lmfao Its trash
The King of Retards 2002
Piss II: Ancient Piss vanished
Pee Sports
Quake III Arena / Quake Live
Asslevania Rondo of Blood
Donkey Tard Contry Diddy Kongquest
999 Nine Fucktards Nine uhh whateve
Chrono Shittyer
SGhost poo poo
MEtal Queer 2 Solid Stake lmfao
MuraAss Uhh the demon blader
X Men 2 Bone Wors
Phoenix Wrong Crap Attorny Joint destinys I forgot the title and odn't feel like tabbing over to look gain.
Genji Shitstain Academia
Devil May Kiss My rear end 3
Super Hurrrrrrican
Left 4 Retards 2 lol
Deus Ex Human lovely game stupid game
Super Mario Bros
Super Mario 64
Sonic the Hedgehog
Super Street Fighter II Turdbo
Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance
World of Warcraft
Space Pooneral
Mario Kart 7
To the my rear end
shatterhouse
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Dungeon Explorer'
The Pitcher
Final Fantasy VII
Gunstar zHeroes
Failout: New Vegas
The Legends[sic] of Zelda: Ocarina of Lime
Banjo Kazooie
Super Castlevania IV
Persona 4: Golden
Rolling Thunder 2
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky (First Chapter & Second Chapter) God sake im not even gonna try the name is to long.
Turds of Thunder
Team Fartress 2
Snatcher
Fire Emblem Awakening
Momotarou Katsugeki Give me a break with the japnese games rear end in a top hat
Super Mario 3D Land
Shantae and the Pirate’s Curse (Game for pedophiles)
Gyonetta 2
Dynamite Headdy (Are you seriou? After OOT? This guy has brain damage)
Dark Turds
Street Fighter III: Third Shite
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight poo poo Stain lmao
No More BEERS! lol
M.U.S.H.A. Molest (Thje author of this aertcile molests kids probablyt)
Sin & Punishment
ulseman
The Witcher 2: rear end
Rolling Thunder 3
CounterStrike: Global Offensive
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
Sid Meier’s Civilization V LMFAO
Ranger-X
Vampire the Masquerade: Shitlines
MotherFucker 3
Splatoon
Guilty Gear XX ^ Core
hoenix Wright: Gay Attorney — Trials and Tribadism lol
Virtue’s Last Reward seriously?
Red Borechestra 2 Queers of stalinSad
Duke Nukem 3D
The Witcher III: The Wild Nut lolSystem Shock II
Strider
Kid Shitarus: Uprising
Jet Set RadioFreedom PlanetYs Originhin Megami Tensei IV
Xenoblade ChroniclesSin & Punishment: Star SuccessorSkullgirls: 2nd EncoreHalf-Life² (includes Episode 1 & Episode 2)Alright you lkoser. gently caress you for writinfg this.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

punk rebel ecks posted:

There is a multiple page thread of it on NeoGaf.

oh hell yea, motherfuckin NeoGaf

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

*clears throat and unfurls a long scroll of parchment on a gold-encrusted iron spool*
ReTarded earth
NeoJokeyou
How bout Nodea the sky soldier
Shitline Miami
Under Fail
The Crap of us
Dance Dance Retardation Extreme (Retardation)
Teenage Putrid Ninja Turds IV: Turtles in Time
Yu Yu Hakashoi Makyou ToiletShin
Life Is Gay
Star gently caress 64
Butthole 2
Super Trash Bros For Wii U
Fartro 2033
ShitNobi III Return of the ninja bastard
Gay symohony
Arcanus of Steamworks and Fagics obscura
Metro Last Time i ever play this game lmfao Its trash
The King of Retards 2002
Piss II: Ancient Piss vanished
Pee Sports
Quake III Arena / Quake Live
Asslevania Rondo of Blood
Donkey Tard Contry Diddy Kongquest
999 Nine Fucktards Nine uhh whateve
Chrono Shittyer
SGhost poo poo
MEtal Queer 2 Solid Stake lmfao
MuraAss Uhh the demon blader
X Men 2 Bone Wors
Phoenix Wrong Crap Attorny Joint destinys I forgot the title and odn't feel like tabbing over to look gain.
Genji Shitstain Academia
Devil May Kiss My rear end 3
Super Hurrrrrrican
Left 4 Retards 2 lol
Deus Ex Human lovely game stupid game
Super Mario Bros
Super Mario 64
Sonic the Hedgehog
Super Street Fighter II Turdbo
Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance
World of Warcraft
Space Pooneral
Mario Kart 7
To the my rear end
shatterhouse
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Dungeon Explorer'
The Pitcher
Final Fantasy VII
Gunstar zHeroes
Failout: New Vegas
The Legends[sic] of Zelda: Ocarina of Lime
Banjo Kazooie
Super Castlevania IV
Persona 4: Golden
Rolling Thunder 2
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky (First Chapter & Second Chapter) God sake im not even gonna try the name is to long.
Turds of Thunder
Team Fartress 2
Snatcher
Fire Emblem Awakening
Momotarou Katsugeki Give me a break with the japnese games rear end in a top hat
Super Mario 3D Land
Shantae and the Pirate’s Curse (Game for pedophiles)
Gyonetta 2
Dynamite Headdy (Are you seriou? After OOT? This guy has brain damage)
Dark Turds
Street Fighter III: Third Shite
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight poo poo Stain lmao
No More BEERS! lol
M.U.S.H.A. Molest (Thje author of this aertcile molests kids probablyt)
Sin & Punishment
ulseman
The Witcher 2: rear end
Rolling Thunder 3
CounterStrike: Global Offensive
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
Sid Meier’s Civilization V LMFAO
Ranger-X
Vampire the Masquerade: Shitlines
MotherFucker 3
Splatoon
Guilty Gear XX ^ Core
hoenix Wright: Gay Attorney — Trials and Tribadism lol
Virtue’s Last Reward seriously?
Red Borechestra 2 Queers of stalinSad
Duke Nukem 3D
The Witcher III: The Wild Nut lolSystem Shock II
Strider
Kid Shitarus: Uprising
Jet Set RadioFreedom PlanetYs Originhin Megami Tensei IV
Xenoblade ChroniclesSin & Punishment: Star SuccessorSkullgirls: 2nd EncoreHalf-Life² (includes Episode 1 & Episode 2)Alright you lkoser. gently caress you for writinfg this.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

punk rebel ecks posted:

There is a multiple page thread of it on NeoGaf.

ah, respect

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

In Training posted:

They're working on a top 47,858. Could be a real monster when it's finished

u joking? like, ranked in order? their 200 list isnt ranked

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
haha

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

also going over wormskulls list i think the most offensive thing ive ever seen is how highly rated duke nukem 3d is lmfao

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

I.N.R.I posted:

hardcoregaming101 did the 200 best games of all time list .. im going to read it soon

You should. It's really good.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

trying to jack off posted:

also going over wormskulls list i think the most offensive thing ive ever seen is how highly rated duke nukem 3d is lmfao

He has the meme picture of FPS Map 1993 vs 2010 in that part.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

He has the meme picture of FPS Map 1993 vs 2010 in that part.

oh hells yes

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I.N.R.I posted:

u joking? like, ranked in order? their 200 list isnt ranked

Its the name of their podcast and likely a joke. I've never actually listened to it but it's on the page every week

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Wormskull posted:

He has the meme picture of FPS Map 1993 vs 2010 in that part.

It's true.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

punk rebel ecks posted:

You should. It's really good.

defend your terrible mario world opinion

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

In Training posted:

Its the name of their podcast and likely a joke. I've never actually listened to it but it's on the page every week

oh yeah .. i dont listen to podcasts so it went over my head

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Hat Thoughts posted:

defend your terrible mario world opinion

While it does a lot of interesting things, to me it just isn't as fun to play as the other 2D Mario games. Specifically SMB3 and NSMBWii. It's still better than NSMBDS.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past — While this game is enjoyable, it simply has been surpassed by other action-adventure titles.

71| X-Men 2: Clone Wars

Released: 1995 (Exact date unknown)

Avaliable on: Sega Genesis

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Super Metroid — After playing the newer DS Castlevania games, it didn't seem to “wow” me as much as it should have.

66| Left 4 Dead 2

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Wormskull posted:

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past — While this game is enjoyable, it simply has been surpassed by other action-adventure titles.

71| X-Men 2: Clone Wars

Released: 1995 (Exact date unknown)

Avaliable on: Sega Genesis


What is the relevance of these two games?

Wormskull posted:

Super Metroid — After playing the newer DS Castlevania games, it didn't seem to “wow” me as much as it should have.

66| Left 4 Dead 2

Same with this. Two completely different genres.

Is StarCraft and Xenoblade next?

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

punk rebel ecks posted:

While it does a lot of interesting things, to me it just isn't as fun to play as the other 2D Mario games. Specifically SMB3 and NSMBWii. It's still better than NSMBDS.

Your words were "very boring Mario game with some of the least exciting level design in the 2D series", whats boring why is the design bad.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

*after painstakingly writing multiple paragraphs on 100 games* this game called "momotarou katsugeki" is better than donkey kong country 2. twilight princess is the best zelda game. and i loving love skullgirls.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

pog boyfriend posted:

*after painstakingly writing multiple paragraphs on 100 games* this game called "momotarou katsugeki" is better than donkey kong country 2. twilight princess is the best zelda game. and i loving love skullgirls.

The author of the article is a brain damaged lunatic and 100 games was clearly too many to do a thorough analysis of, based on what's on the list and what didn't make the cut, in their own words. Topic locked.

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punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Hat Thoughts posted:

Your words were "very boring Mario game with some of the least exciting level design in the 2D series", whats boring why is the design bad.

What more do you want me to say that the level weren't as fun to play as most of the other games in the 2D series?

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