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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

"I'm going to win because I'm the best candidate, and I have been listening to how unfair America is, like how outcomes today have to do with wealth and privilege instead of merit, for realsies" I'm gonna get on that

right after I win

Because I'm the best candidate

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
tbh i literally couldnt tell u rn if my very life depending on it...

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
"well, first of all, I honestly believe that all Americans deserve affordable healthca - what's that, John? another scandal of mine made the front page? er, as I was saying, Donald Trump is a terrible scandalous racist and you should really not vote for him because his scandals are even worse than mine!"

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Said in the whiniest most entitled voice you can possibly imagine.
"It's my turn!"
*stomps foot*

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
America is already great

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
its her turn, OP

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
It was just sort of this floating orb of democratic party presumptuousness.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I have never listened to fight song in its entirety

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Deal. Me. In.

*loses white women's vote*

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








the best part of "visit my website" was that if you did it just listed all of her policies in alphabetical order :roflolmao:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

logikv9 posted:

I have never listened to fight song in its entirety

you're lucky hillary didn't win or this would be a punishable offence

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Frumply posted:

the best part of "visit my website" was that if you did it just listed all of her policies in alphabetical order :roflolmao:

Actually it was just all the celebrities she is friends with

Amy Pohler
Beyonce
The concept of Dabbing
etc.

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJgM4_C3gvE

who needs beneficial policies

sd6
Jan 14, 2008

This has all been posted before, and it will all be posted again
Mi abuela loves el respeto

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
I think she was "Most Qualified?"

Also:

HILLARY is evolving!

...

HILLARY evolved into PROGRESSIVE HILLARY!

It's not very effective...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

this was really sad

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
pokemon go to the polls

sadly, pokemon cant vote (voter suppression)

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

"Stronger Together"

very good line imo but the messaging rollout was completely botched, almost zero content that credibly reflected/inspired her brand's convictions

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

this was really sad

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

logikv9 posted:

I have never listened to fight song in its entirety

I have never listened to it at all.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012


https://twitter.com/shanevader/status/808174909100789760

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I think she was "Most Qualified?"

Also:

HILLARY is evolving!

...

HILLARY evolved into PROGRESSIVE HILLARY!

It's not very effective...

this doesnt make any gottdang sense. if she evolved into progressive hillary, then its a name of a pokemon and therefore has nothing to do with effectiveness. maybe if you inserted a line about hillary learning 'stronger together' or something and it not being very effective it would work

passionate dongs
May 23, 2001

Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Terror Sweat posted:

this doesnt make any gottdang sense. if she evolved into progressive hillary, then its a name of a pokemon and therefore has nothing to do with effectiveness. maybe if you inserted a line about hillary learning 'stronger together' or something and it not being very effective it would work

agreed

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
I like broad city which is why I refuse to ever watch that thing with Hillary.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
"Why aren't I fifty points ahead right now?"

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
I thought it was something like "8 more years of Obama and I'll pretend to entertain wage increases to get the socialists on board."

dans
Nov 30, 2004

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LHehVB_css

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

breaklaw posted:

But really her message was

Women for Hillary!
African-Americans for Hilary!
Hispanics for Hillary!
LGBT for Hillary!
Muslims for Hillary!


...and as for the rest of you racist, misogynist, xenophobic Islamophobes, well... Demographics is Destiny. It's 2016, get over it!

yeah that's pretty accurate. She was about the most non-inclusive inclusive candidate I can recall.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I have never listened to it at all.

it's terrible drivel, and i don't know why she chose that god awful song

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Her message was about the failure of the free market to make an app that increases voter turnout.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Donald trump, haha that guys is craZy, *rolls eyes* *faints after standing up for like 2 hours*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
h-i-l-l-y im hilly

h-i-l-l-y im hilly

h-i-l-l-y im hilly

h-i-l-l-y thats me

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Terror Sweat posted:

this doesnt make any gottdang sense. if she evolved into progressive hillary, then its a name of a pokemon and therefore has nothing to do with effectiveness. maybe if you inserted a line about hillary learning 'stronger together' or something and it not being very effective it would work

Yes. It didn't work. You got the point, congrats!

i know how to goddamn pokemon, jesus christ

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Blue wall don't care

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
:mitt:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
you will not get your jobs back!
what? I'm just being honest, and furthermore get the gently caress out of this hick town which is so god awful I simply will not campaign there
aide whispers in ear: "madame secretary please lie got drat it, please lie"
hillary: not while they keep calling me crooked

trump: :smugdon:

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 06:33 on Feb 23, 2017

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
"gently caress you 4chan, you can't affect poo poo"

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Oiled and Ready posted:

"gently caress you 4chan, you can't affect poo poo"

Meme magic isn't real.

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Oiled and Ready posted:

"gently caress you 4chan, you can't affect poo poo"

"sunlight is the best disinfectant"

"wait, what's that? attention just solidifies their power base? quick! tell 2017 Bill Maher!

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