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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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They probably should have went with an Old Vs. New school survivor theme instead of using the stupid game changers thing.

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Jun 12, 2001

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GuavaMoment posted:

I swear to loving God if they don't boot Sandra IMMEDIATELY...

It's cool, she won't win the jury, lets keep her around for a bit.... Sandra Threepete.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Ozzy is gonna win.

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Jun 12, 2001

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No, he lost because he got a millionaire wife out of it! Don't you all understand.

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Jun 12, 2001

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It's not gonna do that much tbh. Just now instead of doing a 4-4 vote split, you just do a 5-3 vote split and call it a day.

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Jun 12, 2001

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One World. Just so you can hate such a bad cast for what could have been a good twist.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Yea, it's all just red and blue buffs... that being said, the first swap is probably gonna be at 18 with a 3 tribe switch based on past seasons with 20.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Lampsacus posted:

Are you pumped for the new season of the hit reality television show Survivor?

My expectations are low so hopefully I will like it.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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I like returning player seasons, just my hope is very low when they call it Game Changers when a few members of the cast didn't do very much in their season. They really could have just went with the Old Vs. New School with the cast and it would probably feel alright.

Also, now every time there is a twist this season Jeff is going to call it a Game Changertm. And then refer to it multiple times during tribal about how it's a game changer.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Take a drink everytime they say game changers. Wake up tomorrow and find out who got voted out.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Lone Goat posted:

So we're merging at 13 I guess

Pretty much.

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Jun 12, 2001

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LOL, Tai sinking ships

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Jun 12, 2001

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Underground bunker.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Looks like they forgot to pack the immunity idol and just found something random on the beach

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Jun 12, 2001

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lol Sandra, get your million dollar speech.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Oh poo poo its a double.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Jeff hasn't been too kind to Varner thus far.

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Jun 12, 2001

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It helps that he was on the winning tribe and they didn't get much screen time outside of setting up the Ozzy vs. Cirie and Tai giving all the tribes food to the chickens.

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Jun 12, 2001

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It seems pretty normal to not trust the person that voted you out of another season in the past. It's not petty, it's just common sense that they probably aren't someone you want to ally with again.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Oh, now they are going to kill Tai's chickens lol.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Oh man, I had to untie 4 knots, I'm just exhausted, let me kneel down on the corner of this table here.

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Jun 12, 2001

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It's nice to see they are bringing The Amazing Race back and they are putting it on Thursday instead of on Friday nights.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Put Caleb and Tai on an Amazing Race season

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Jun 12, 2001

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Who are you kidding? No way Mark has survived on that island without anything to protect it. Some snake probably ate that chicken already.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Fast Luck posted:

My favorite thing like this is that at some point instead of saying "that's true" someone said "this is true," for some reason I don't know, and it was so amazingly cool that it caught on I guess because they're still saying it year after year

This is true.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Watching some of the old seasons of Survivor, it would be almost nice to have a throwback season. The difference is just so drastic, like to the point of having everybody wear life jackets when jumping off the boat at the beginning, to the more random immunity challenges.

Like, just find 18 people that have never watched or heard of Survivor and throw them into the game.

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Spatula City posted:

True, but you can't bank on that.

You can bank on it if you pay any attention at all to Survivor. Like if they follow just about every other Survivor season, they will go back to 2 tribes at 14 then merge at 12.

Plus with it being early in the game still, getting someone from the main alliance voted out and having another 3 days is enough time to find those not comfortable with the alliance that might flip.

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Jun 12, 2001

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That was a crazy little tribal council. Also I like how even in the face of a crazy twist Sandra is still all, "All I know is I'm not going home Jeff."

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JesusSinfulHands posted:

Jt man :ughh: Two of the top ten worst moves in Survivor history

JT is now the proud owner of 2 of those moves.

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Jun 12, 2001

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I for one was expecting some quality Survivor playing from JT

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I guess J.T. is just not the Survivor mastermind we had thought he was after all!

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Jun 12, 2001

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JT not holding anything back.

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Zesty Crab Legs posted:

I just want to see all the Varner from Australia without all the other crap that is Survivor: Australian Outback

You also get Skupin falling into the fire though. Which at the time was probably pretty tragic, but now that we know he's an rear end in a top hat, it's kind of funny. It's like he reverse deserved it for his sins in the future.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Max posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvJ2oWULVuI

This is a good recap and I'm going to watch her each week now.


Proclick right here.

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Jun 12, 2001

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What is even going on this episode lol

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Jun 12, 2001

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Coach Cochran?

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Jun 12, 2001

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lol wtf.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Honestly, gently caress the producers for wasting an entire segment of the episode with Cockring and Debbie on a boat instead of focusing on the actual game parts. We probably could have got more of what went down at the tribal and the post immunity then what we got because they had to have Debbie and Cockring have their moment.

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Jun 12, 2001

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Robnoxious posted:

But is it called 'pop' or 'soda' on the island?

Its just coke. Even though you wanted a mountain dew, you asked for coke because you're a dumb southerner.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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This is really early to be going to tribal... some poo poo about to go down

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