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i opened up the feed and one giraffe was drinking the other's piss
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:i opened up the feed and one giraffe was drinking the other's piss Is that part of the birthing process?
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Feb 28, 2017 17:23
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Grem posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyr5jD4uxOs why do they keep it caged up
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Feb 28, 2017 17:24
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Because it simulates the natural environment of a giraffe. All those documentaries you see about the African plains are bunk giraffes love tiny little cages.
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Feb 28, 2017 17:27
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Have they tried singing "Castle Kids" at it?
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Grem posted:Because it simulates the natural environment of a giraffe. All those documentaries you see about the African plains are bunk giraffes love tiny little cages. oh cool
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Feb 28, 2017 17:31
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Pvt.Scott posted:Is that part of the birthing process? not likely, since it was the girl giraffe that was doing the pissing and the other giraffe just lowered its head down into the stream 
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SHISHKABOB posted:why do they keep it caged up They open the door occasionally but it never wants to go outside. I think its retarded.
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Bareback Werewolf posted:They open the door occasionally but it never wants to go outside. I think its retarded. it wouldn't surprise me; giraffes' entire deal is that they eat stuff other creatures can't reach and they're huge and strong to the point that predators will rarely gently caress with them zebras, though, are another matter entirely i mean you can't look at something like this and say that zebras aren't some of the hardest motherfuckers alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRkHOaXWQ8
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Feb 28, 2017 18:08
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That's a good metaphor for me trying to go to bed when my girlfriend wants to watch game of thrones. I work in the morning!
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Pvt.Scott posted:Have they even sexed the giraffe or checked to see if it's pregnant? I think they had a male giraffe sex the thing. I tried once but its vag was so loose I couldn't shoot my load. My dick also smelled like giraffe poo poo afterwards.
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How come modern medical science can tell a woman what day she's going to give birth months out, but top veterinarians can't offer a better estimate for giraffe birth more accurate than "maybe sometime in February?"
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Mar 1, 2017 04:55
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"Sometime in February" is going to be wrong soon.
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935 posted:How come modern medical science can tell a woman what day she's going to give birth months out, but top veterinarians can't offer a better estimate for giraffe birth more accurate than "maybe sometime in February?" Those are only right like 5% of the time.
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Mar 1, 2017 05:35
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did the fuckin' giraffe give birth yet
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Mar 1, 2017 08:08
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The gate's currently open and she's not running away to squirt out her calf in privacy...or, you know, just running away. The stupidity thickens.
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Mar 1, 2017 15:08
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I think it's happening
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Mar 1, 2017 20:22
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Does giraffe tastes goods
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Mar 1, 2017 20:26
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False alarm
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WatermelonGun posted:Does giraffe tastes goods Probably
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WatermelonGun posted:Does giraffe tastes goods apparently http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2555079/Danish-zoo-kills-young-giraffe-deemed-surplus-feeds-lions.html  e: bonus tomo news version where the giraffe is beaten to death with hockey sticks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SZkotMGb4s kindermord fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Mar 1, 2017 |
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UPDATE! The stupid giraffe has STILL not given birth. Estimated birth has been revised to 'March'
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935 posted:UPDATE! lol
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REAL UPDATE! Live stream updated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNAuXHujUTk
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april is a loving idiot moron and no one in the giraffe community likes her
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Lol week rear end bitch giraffe needs to learn to be a cool and chill Denver giraffe. http://www.9news.com/mb/features/denver-zoo-quietly-welcomes-newborn-giraffe/416983214
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more evidence for my theory that nobody knows where giraffes come from
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Mar 2, 2017 04:04
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Poop your baby already, giraffe.
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Mar 2, 2017 04:10
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They should just feed this stupid giraffe to the lions. it's useless.
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I bet giraffes banging is funny
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let it mellow posted:I bet giraffes banging is funny No. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jGK-ahxRh8 Though if you hang in until the end of the video it turns out the male is into watersports.
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Goddamn if it wasn't for the Denver giraffe you'd think they are all just retarded in all things that don't pertain to eating leaves off of tall trees.
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This has been going for like 10 days now, just kill this loving giraffe.
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Mar 4, 2017 23:27
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Has the lion pooped the rhino out he butt yet?
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Mar 5, 2017 00:53
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the giraffe baby is slowly making its way through the neck canal
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UPDATE!!!!! There's a guy feeding her carrots now. ew gross now there's a girl in there tongue kissing the giraffe. Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Mar 5, 2017 02:58
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Thanks to this stream YouTube thinks that I loving love finding out what's inside giraffes and suggested this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlQJ3saQ66I
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I loving hate giraffes
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The Deviations posted:Thanks to this stream YouTube thinks that I loving love finding out what's inside giraffes and suggested this You know what's not inside this April the giraffe? A baby.
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This bitch is restless it's going to happen any moment now.
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