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Third World Reggin posted:baby giraffes do not have the power to support their selves until they pump blood for a bit and harden their limbs this baby giraffe that's 20 seconds old needs ot harden the gently caress up
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Third World Reggin posted:baby giraffes do not have the power to support their selves until they pump blood for a bit and harden their limbs Like a penis
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DrPossum posted:is it... is it ok? it's flopping around so i think it is ok  e: 1.237 million viewers
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Start prancing around baby. I have too much invested in this gross experience to watch you die now.
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kindermord posted:it's flopping around so i think it is ok 
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Apr 15, 2017 14:59
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hahahahah it has a tiny head
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That was loving gross. And I've delivered babies where the baby got poo poo on its head because the mother crapped during delivery
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It's moving its neck on its own now. Must have gotten annoyed that all the attention April was giving it was to find more yummy placenta underneath.DrPossum posted:lol gross Topic & av combo.
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Apr 15, 2017 15:01
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what comes from the body goes back in the body eat that poo poo up
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all that delicious placenta 
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Rise and shine little neckmonger
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I don't think it's delivered the placenta yet. The umbilical cord is still hanging out of her cooch. I think it's eating the membranes and severing the umbilical cord
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Apr 15, 2017 15:05
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It's pretty funny that the first thing a giraffe does is fall on its head from like five feet up
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Third World Reggin posted:what comes from the body goes back in the body Meat's back on the menu boys. 
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Ooo, it looks like the spawn's discovered its legs. A full body jolt that could have gotten it up off the ground if it knew what it was doing. Considering the parents, it may be there a while. Axolotl posted:I don't think it's delivered the placenta yet. The umbilical cord is still hanging out of her cooch. I think it's eating the membranes and severing the umbilical cord Putting the 'mmm' in 'mmmembranes'.
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Lil' buddy is trying to stand up but his momma won't stop licking his face, haha
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Is there a poll to name this baby? I'm submitting "Flopsy."
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lil Bab stood up!
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She just gave birth LIVE!!!!
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wobbly lil bastard couldn't stay up lmao
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MorgaineDax posted:Is there a poll to name this baby? I'm submitting "Flopsy." "edible" let's make a goon project of it
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lol where did you learn to walk, baby giraffe. the toilet store?
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:Where is the giraffe nipples 
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kindermord posted:if he falls over again they should mimic nature and drag him over to the lion exhibit I don't think lions gently caress with giraffes too much
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...and the pitch! posted:I don't think lions gently caress with giraffes too much hyenas then?
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kindermord posted:hyenas then? I'm no expert. I just have read that giraffes are real badasses.
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I waited all this time and I missed it? Stupid giraffe I will MURDER you.
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You can rewind and see it though
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I love how all of the twitter posts showing the birth omit this part:
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