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One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Sydney Bottocks posted:

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Neurophonic
May 2, 2009
She says her name is Amelia in the first few lines of word soup, and the attached photo was very clearly of a lady. Well not a lady as such.

I’m tempted to reply and see where it goes.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
seriously this thread, what in the world

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

THE COMPLETE PENNIS

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Ew Dom Joly

wit
Jul 26, 2011
Aww, where is the dude with the escalating "recruit more indians please, because other races are lazy thieves unlike me-errr them, ps racist if you don't believe me" emailer? Those are gold and I miss them in my life.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

wit posted:

Aww, where is the dude with the escalating "recruit more indians please, because other races are lazy thieves unlike me-errr them, ps racist if you don't believe me" emailer? Those are gold and I miss them in my life.

Contracts! Paging Contracts to the thread please!

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Honky Dong Country posted:

THE COMPLETE PENNIS

Not with those scissors.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 42 days!

"It has to lighten the mood in your trousers" - Dom Joly

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/india...nW6A6UDLLI.html

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf


quote:

Not us,” says Manu Bhaiyya, who runs a PCO-cum-recharge outlet in Allahabad.

:confused:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 42 days!

quote:

Mohammed, 24, of Shahjahanpur, confessed to HT about what he described as having some harmless fun. His favourite recharge outlet is the one run by a father-son duo. “We go there when the father is away,” he says. He and his friends then use the numbers to strike friendships. “Sometimes we send vulgar pictures over WhatsApp,” he admits.

:stonk:

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

NO PENNIS ONLY BOB AND VAGEN!!!!! rundi benchod motherfuck

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Seems like it would be trivially easy to block somone sending you dick pics, unless you're than one guy in the article who goes through the effort of changing numbers every time.

quote:

“The same man keeps calling from new numbers late at night. Ulti-seedhi baatein karta hai,” she says, fearful that the calls may arouse her husband’s suspicion.

Lol that your husband knowing you're getting harassed is an issue.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

how the gently caress is recharging phones a business

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BattleMaster posted:

how the gently caress is recharging phones a business

I assumed it was buying minutes

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






BattleMaster posted:

how the gently caress is recharging phones a business

Because the power grid in India is broke rear end and most homes don't even have a toilet?

wit
Jul 26, 2011

haljordan posted:

Because the power grid in India is broke rear end and most homes don't even have a toilet?

In the early 90's they cut our power off to our house (in northern ireland) and my dad just wired up the house from the street lights, so I've a special appreciation for the crazy bastards with hooks who literally throw lines to hook up to the grid. Those areas must be just smelling of charred everything though.

Bonus points for my dad because he kept it going for months and then a week after they noticed because the housing people couldn't touch his property and the council couldn't either. Proto-freeman-on-the-land tactic somehow worked till we got proper human electricity measurement.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Well, I took on a new client last week. One of the managers sends me report requests and processing strata with the phrase 'Please do the needful'.

It... it has to be a trap. It must be.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun


Whenever I see this advert I think of this thread.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
Indian men taking the phrase "You can't regret something you've never done" really to heart

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Police Automaton posted:

Indian men taking the phrase "You can't regret something you've never done" really to heart

Since hotdad did that song I read nearly everything as a verse.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
This was buried on page 6, can we get this goldmined

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Wizard Master posted:

This was buried on page 6, can we get this goldmined

yeah goldmine the milky bhabi bobs

do the needful

Tsunemori
Nov 20, 2006

HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH
Sorry I've been away, work has taken me out again.

I checked my email and very happy to say that I have a lot of content to post!

I'll wait until the new thread though. Or should I make my own Contracts Saga thread?

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

Tsunemori posted:

Sorry I've been away, work has taken me out again.

I checked my email and very happy to say that I have a lot of content to post!

I'll wait until the new thread though. Or should I make my own Contracts Saga thread?

I'd say make your own thread and let this one get goldmined.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I need my contracts fix man so hurry

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Shawn
Feb 6, 2003

I yiffed two people at once and all I got was laughed at.

This is the perfect note to go out on.

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