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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hardawn posted:

they don't seem confused OP, it looks like they know exactly what they want

yeah they wan fuk

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I entered your dick pussy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
imagine being an indian man

fuckin nightmare scenario

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

Shitta Abdul Razap...perhaps the best name I've ever heard.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Mods rename me I entered your dick pussy

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Zzulu posted:

imagine being an indian man

fuckin nightmare scenario

It would really own if you enjoy raping with impunity tho

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I'm just curious why did the op post and close the thread for a few days

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

EX250 Type R posted:

I'm just curious why did the op post and close the thread for a few days

maybe it was problematic to mock their deep spiritual culture of raping

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

what is sex

necroid
May 14, 2009


baby don't rape me

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Wizard Master posted:

if it is me i will not use my hand but i will use my big dick,be careful aids is real

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Professor SJW posted:

what is happening in india that produces these men?
Summarized:

A culture where boys and girls are usually not supposed to be friends or talk (outside of a classroom) and dating and "love marriages" are still shockingly new (outside of some areas of certain cities or in movies). Even though younger people want to have a relationship or even get a kiss, it's very, very difficult. Every older woman in the neighborhood knows each other and gossip will affect everyone. They gossip so drat much about everyone else, for any reason. I told my friends about a riced up car I saw in the area and they immediately knew who he was, how he got the money for that car, where he worked, and how "low class" he was, without ever actually meeting the guy. They heard about him from like 90 other people in a chain of whispers. Try dating a girl when that kind of poo poo happens.

Hotels won't rent to unmarried couples, and even some areas married couples need to show marriage license, or have a child or relative with them to prove they are not being illicit. Many hotels also won't rent to single women because it's an easy trick for a single guy to also rent a room a few hours later and then the couple can meet. Sure, you could bribe someone, but most young people don't have that kind of cash. Basically, unmarried couples have nowhere to gently caress, so they don't gently caress unless one of their friends is willing to let them use their house for it. This doesn't apply to non-Indian couples though, nobody cares about them or what they do as long as it's not in everyone else's business.

Imagine being a 25/30-year-old man and you never had a chance to get past hand holding, which might even be too serious for some couples. You have had zero interaction with women outside of your family. Because it's futile to ever ask a girl on a date (if you lived outside of those areas in large cities where it's possible), you just sit around jerking it all day to foreign porn. The lovely movies in your country tell you how awesome love and marriage is, but they leave out the part where the guy who lived at home until 28 suddenly gets married and talks to a woman for the first time in his life and sees them as some sort of wildly different species that are made for sex and food.
You watched a lot of foreign porn and seen how down to gently caress all those other ethnicities are, and the Hollywood movies and TV shows seem to back up the idea of casual sex, so you just assume all the women outside your country are willing to gently caress anyone and all the time as much your horny virgin self is.
Some guys are beyond frustrated, other's just settle into a zone of indifference.

And many other factors. The weird anti-sex and couples thing supposedly is a recent happening (in the past few hundred years), as India was not always so drat spergy about boys and girls. Some blame the Muslims, others blame this or that, but LOL at all of it right now. Sure, it's possible to go major cities and see young people or college kids together in public, but that's just because it's a secret thing and their families are 400km away and can't get on their case about "ruining" their lives. It would never fly back in their hometowns.

My best friend in India is 28 year old dude virgin with an older also-virgin brother. All their friends are virgins. There was one guy was like a superstar blowing minds by banging like 4 women during his 6 years at university. Other dudes couldn't even fathom how he was able to pull it off.

Meanwhile, there's a beach in Mumbai where people make out under blankets because there's nowhere else to go:



Strangely, one of the very popular things (at least before), was horrendous erotica written by horny dudes for horny dudes to read on their phones. They usually featured stories about sexy/fat huge-boobed bhabhis (aunties), since it would never raise suspicion why she was coming into the house. I think much of it was incestual. It would read very much like this, but with a very Indian flare and random local words thrown in:

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
Goldmine immediately

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
very rear end gently caress

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
"powerful n sexy lols" gonna use that in the Trump thread.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

KING OF PUSSIES

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Zzulu posted:

imagine being an indian man

fuckin nightmare scenario

Could be worse, I think.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Tricky D posted:

Could be worse, I think.

Being an indian woman?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016

Haier posted:

Summarized:

A culture where boys and girls are usually not supposed to be friends or talk (outside of a classroom) and dating and "love marriages" are still shockingly new (outside of some areas of certain cities or in movies). Even though younger people want to have a relationship or even get a kiss, it's very, very difficult. Every older woman in the neighborhood knows each other and gossip will affect everyone. They gossip so drat much about everyone else, for any reason. I told my friends about a riced up car I saw in the area and they immediately knew who he was, how he got the money for that car, where he worked, and how "low class" he was, without ever actually meeting the guy. They heard about him from like 90 other people in a chain of whispers. Try dating a girl when that kind of poo poo happens.

Hotels won't rent to unmarried couples, and even some areas married couples need to show marriage license, or have a child or relative with them to prove they are not being illicit. Many hotels also won't rent to single women because it's an easy trick for a single guy to also rent a room a few hours later and then the couple can meet. Sure, you could bribe someone, but most young people don't have that kind of cash. Basically, unmarried couples have nowhere to gently caress, so they don't gently caress unless one of their friends is willing to let them use their house for it. This doesn't apply to non-Indian couples though, nobody cares about them or what they do as long as it's not in everyone else's business.

Imagine being a 25/30-year-old man and you never had a chance to get past hand holding, which might even be too serious for some couples. You have had zero interaction with women outside of your family. Because it's futile to ever ask a girl on a date (if you lived outside of those areas in large cities where it's possible), you just sit around jerking it all day to foreign porn. The lovely movies in your country tell you how awesome love and marriage is, but they leave out the part where the guy who lived at home until 28 suddenly gets married and talks to a woman for the first time in his life and sees them as some sort of wildly different species that are made for sex and food.
You watched a lot of foreign porn and seen how down to gently caress all those other ethnicities are, and the Hollywood movies and TV shows seem to back up the idea of casual sex, so you just assume all the women outside your country are willing to gently caress anyone and all the time as much your horny virgin self is.
Some guys are beyond frustrated, other's just settle into a zone of indifference.

And many other factors. The weird anti-sex and couples thing supposedly is a recent happening (in the past few hundred years), as India was not always so drat spergy about boys and girls. Some blame the Muslims, others blame this or that, but LOL at all of it right now. Sure, it's possible to go major cities and see young people or college kids together in public, but that's just because it's a secret thing and their families are 400km away and can't get on their case about "ruining" their lives. It would never fly back in their hometowns.

My best friend in India is 28 year old dude virgin with an older also-virgin brother. All their friends are virgins. There was one guy was like a superstar blowing minds by banging like 4 women during his 6 years at university. Other dudes couldn't even fathom how he was able to pull it off.

Meanwhile, there's a beach in Mumbai where people make out under blankets because there's nowhere else to go:



Strangely, one of the very popular things (at least before), was horrendous erotica written by horny dudes for horny dudes to read on their phones. They usually featured stories about sexy/fat huge-boobed bhabhis (aunties), since it would never raise suspicion why she was coming into the house. I think much of it was incestual. It would read very much like this, but with a very Indian flare and random local words thrown in:



post this in the great race space

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

be careful, aids is real...



...ladies

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Gildiss posted:

Being an indian woman?

Lol


Interesting, thanks for posting

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Haier posted:

huge lols

HAHAHAHAHA

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

FabioClone posted:

big nipples, big life

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
like tectonic plates on my dingaling.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Gildiss posted:

Being an indian woman?

Yeah, that was the set up.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.


me wan

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Gotta suck being a hung indian man, big duck no fuc

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
make gently caress on the pussy

stump collector
May 28, 2007
do the needful???

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Haier posted:


Strangely, one of the very popular things (at least before), was horrendous erotica written by horny dudes for horny dudes to read on their phones. They usually featured stories about sexy/fat huge-boobed bhabhis (aunties), since it would never raise suspicion why she was coming into the house. I think much of it was incestual. It would read very much like this, but with a very Indian flare and random local words thrown in:




The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Sex-repressed societies produce hosed up people who need to express their frustrations, and India is a no-kissing before marriage country.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The Management posted:

Sex-repressed societies produce hosed up people who need to express their frustrations, and India is a no-kissing before marriage country.

Abstinence only education works!

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


supper bubs

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





There seems to be a lot of pent up demand for boobs and fuk in India. Maybe we should start an underground brothel network. Who's with me?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
the best part is the even more confused western guys that have somehow wandered onto these pages, chris jones what the gently caress are you doing man?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

feelix posted:

post this in the great race space

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

KomodoWagon posted:

And here I thought asking permission before sex was a capital offense in India. Who said chivalry is dead?

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no jokes allowed

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Of course it was genesplicer

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


:bahgawd:

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


DANG IT BHABHI

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