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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Blue Train posted:

Of course it was genesplicer

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Blue Train posted:

Of course it was genesplicer

sometimes he gets a little confused and thinks it's still 2007

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

FabioClone posted:

big nipples, big life

How does he know the title of my autobiography?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
none of these guys seem confused, in fact they seem to know exactly what they are looking for

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Posting from the goldmine

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

I guess Cboyardee went into the Indian hentai business after the commercial failure of Dilbert 3

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Dehumanize yourself and face to bhabhi

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Thirsty Girl posted:

DANG IT BHABHI

another pro username

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

dead gay son posted:

Little stinky. what joy it gives me when it whispers

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

KomodoWagon posted:

And here I thought asking permission before sex was a capital offense in India. Who said chivalry is dead?

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I entered your dick pussy.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

goldmine

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

KomodoWagon posted:

And here I thought asking permission before sex was a capital offense in India. Who said chivalry is dead?

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Those asian mexicans sure like their porn

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

hot tamales!!

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Blue Train posted:

Dehumanize yourself and face to bhabhi

chutneycop.mp3

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Lmbo

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Blue Train posted:

Of course it was genesplicer

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Haier posted:

Summarized:

A culture where boys and girls are usually not supposed to be friends or talk (outside of a classroom) and dating and "love marriages" are still shockingly new (outside of some areas of certain cities or in movies). Even though younger people want to have a relationship or even get a kiss, it's very, very difficult. Every older woman in the neighborhood knows each other and gossip will affect everyone. They gossip so drat much about everyone else, for any reason. I told my friends about a riced up car I saw in the area and they immediately knew who he was, how he got the money for that car, where he worked, and how "low class" he was, without ever actually meeting the guy. They heard about him from like 90 other people in a chain of whispers. Try dating a girl when that kind of poo poo happens.

Hotels won't rent to unmarried couples, and even some areas married couples need to show marriage license, or have a child or relative with them to prove they are not being illicit. Many hotels also won't rent to single women because it's an easy trick for a single guy to also rent a room a few hours later and then the couple can meet. Sure, you could bribe someone, but most young people don't have that kind of cash. Basically, unmarried couples have nowhere to gently caress, so they don't gently caress unless one of their friends is willing to let them use their house for it. This doesn't apply to non-Indian couples though, nobody cares about them or what they do as long as it's not in everyone else's business.

Imagine being a 25/30-year-old man and you never had a chance to get past hand holding, which might even be too serious for some couples. You have had zero interaction with women outside of your family. Because it's futile to ever ask a girl on a date (if you lived outside of those areas in large cities where it's possible), you just sit around jerking it all day to foreign porn. The lovely movies in your country tell you how awesome love and marriage is, but they leave out the part where the guy who lived at home until 28 suddenly gets married and talks to a woman for the first time in his life and sees them as some sort of wildly different species that are made for sex and food.
You watched a lot of foreign porn and seen how down to gently caress all those other ethnicities are, and the Hollywood movies and TV shows seem to back up the idea of casual sex, so you just assume all the women outside your country are willing to gently caress anyone and all the time as much your horny virgin self is.
Some guys are beyond frustrated, other's just settle into a zone of indifference.

And many other factors. The weird anti-sex and couples thing supposedly is a recent happening (in the past few hundred years), as India was not always so drat spergy about boys and girls. Some blame the Muslims, others blame this or that, but LOL at all of it right now. Sure, it's possible to go major cities and see young people or college kids together in public, but that's just because it's a secret thing and their families are 400km away and can't get on their case about "ruining" their lives. It would never fly back in their hometowns.

My best friend in India is 28 year old dude virgin with an older also-virgin brother. All their friends are virgins. There was one guy was like a superstar blowing minds by banging like 4 women during his 6 years at university. Other dudes couldn't even fathom how he was able to pull it off.

Meanwhile, there's a beach in Mumbai where people make out under blankets because there's nowhere else to go:



Strangely, one of the very popular things (at least before), was horrendous erotica written by horny dudes for horny dudes to read on their phones. They usually featured stories about sexy/fat huge-boobed bhabhis (aunties), since it would never raise suspicion why she was coming into the house. I think much of it was incestual. It would read very much like this, but with a very Indian flare and random local words thrown in:



do these uptight people realize they are creating horned up rape monsters with their shaming? seems like a bad system

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


^WOULD

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

I'm the sentient doorbell mechanism that, when pressed, simply thinks the words "ding dong" to itself rather than making an audible noise.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

text me

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
I eat pizza, I could eat you up.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.


Im reena

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

I interst to loving

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Blue Train posted:

Of course it was genesplicer

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Professor SJW posted:

do these uptight people realize they are creating horned up rape monsters with their shaming? seems like a bad system

they use their holy river as a public toilet and corpse dispoal, the sexual revolution's gonna take a while

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

dont doxx me

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

tbf he prolly cut a lovely derail in the bud, even accidentally

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
big nipples , big life

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
hot mama, i sex you in life,fucc me dead horse dick

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Plsssss

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Smythe posted:

big nipples , big life

lets get this name change thread going buddy!

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
great now the normies are all gonna know the best facebook porn groups op

where else am i going to be able to do my face book porn grouping

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

what means sex?

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Professor SJW posted:

do these uptight people realize they are creating horned up rape monsters with their shaming? seems like a bad system

they probably think that having a super firm line between "allowed to have sex" and "not allowed to have sex" is keeping people from acting that way

this probably explains why india is super-duper anti-porn

it muddies the waters too much and makes people want what they aren't supposed to have

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

ps i want u 2 touch my super firm line

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

This is goddamned hilarious, and I've seem more than my share of Pornhub comments.

Holy christ.

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005


how is bhabhi formed

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