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Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Thirsty Girl posted:

is this why he shot up that school

If only he had dedicated himself to more positive endeavors like trawling the internet for 'big nipples lady who want to fac' instead.

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Serak posted:

If only he had dedicated himself to more positive endeavors like trawling the internet for 'big nipples lady who want to fac' instead.

here lies elliot
he never fac

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Serak posted:

If only he had dedicated himself to more positive endeavors like trawling the internet for 'big nipples lady who want to fac' instead.

He could have just jelqed

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Thirsty Girl posted:

here lies elliot
he never fac

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.


e: crap

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

I am after a bad girl who can also still make round rotis.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Having stayed a bit in Guju land (Gujarat), I will honestly say that the girls there look way better than girls from the other states I've lived or visited, and many do have huge boobs. A Guju bhabhi would be primey n ekselint fak.

I know this is a joke, but an Indian (man or woman) that can't make rotis is a disgrace.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i will like to pick ur Large up nd try more somethings

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Why is Russell Wilson here?

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

A better image of the bottom left one would be top quality av material.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

It's not even based on surveys, some journalists reviewed it and it's pretty much entirely fake using made up sources or unrelated sources. The group that did it is actual racists who push a pseudo-scientific theory that penis size is inversely correlated with brain size.

that is amazing

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



a bad girl falls in love in the park

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

Serak posted:

I am after a bad girl who can also still make round rotis.

Making round rotis in the streets, has breasts in the sheets

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
So like if I were in India at a bar/pub/local hang out and I approached a girl what would happen?

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

penis size is inversely correlated with brain size.

I can confirm this, I'm dumber than a bag of hammers.:grin:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I'm the guy who typed "yummmmmy pennnnis" like the king of all cosmos (king of all pussies?)

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
How ur boobs become melons??

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
can you imagine how, just, like wildly unkempt everyone's bush is in india. men and women both, just vast impenetrable musk forests from belly button to buttcrack

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





OMGVBFLOL posted:

can you imagine how, just, like wildly unkempt everyone's bush is in india. men and women both, just vast impenetrable musk forests from belly button to buttcrack

I thought bush is coming back

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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I'm bringing bushy back

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Marklar posted:

How ur boobs become melons??

The eternal question.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
They're allowed to be hilariously bad at typing in English but why the whole retarded 'trying to talk a fb page into being a real girl and facking you' ?

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Bhabi......................

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
What is love? Bhabhi don't hurt me

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Eats too much/Eats too less

Also, was this colored by wax crayons?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
the hair of what? of WHAT god dammit??

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

pushpins posted:

Making round rotis in the streets, has breasts in the sheets

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

unpacked robinhood posted:

They're allowed to be hilariously bad at typing in English but why the whole retarded 'trying to talk a fb page into being a real girl and facking you' ?

is widespread internet access new to India? maybe they just don't understand what's happening. just typed in "Big Boobs & Sex" as step one and now they're playing step two by ear.

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Bodhidharma fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Mar 12, 2017

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

quality jinbar own

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Cubone posted:

is widespread internet access new to India? maybe they just don't understand what's happening. just typed in "Big Boobs & Sex" as step one and now they're playing step two by ear.

internet access is pervasive but so is their censorship, which varies between providers and also between states and crackdown to crackdown but is overall super censoring their own porn so they look a broad

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Lol

Also, never forget a Bad Girl has breasts.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sggmx8vysoc

You want a good girl, but you need the bad bhabhi

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Mods name-change to "idead 4 rear end", tia

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

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