Idiot Kicker posted:

I'm the guy who typed "yummmmmy pennnnis" like the king of all cosmos (king of all pussies?)

Haier posted:

Summarized:

A culture where boys and girls are usually not supposed to be friends or talk (outside of a classroom) and dating and "love marriages" are still shockingly new (outside of some areas of certain cities or in movies). Even though younger people want to have a relationship or even get a kiss, it's very, very difficult. Every older woman in the neighborhood knows each other and gossip will affect everyone. They gossip so drat much about everyone else, for any reason. I told my friends about a riced up car I saw in the area and they immediately knew who he was, how he got the money for that car, where he worked, and how "low class" he was, without ever actually meeting the guy. They heard about him from like 90 other people in a chain of whispers. Try dating a girl when that kind of poo poo happens.

Hotels won't rent to unmarried couples, and even some areas married couples need to show marriage license, or have a child or relative with them to prove they are not being illicit. Many hotels also won't rent to single women because it's an easy trick for a single guy to also rent a room a few hours later and then the couple can meet. Sure, you could bribe someone, but most young people don't have that kind of cash. Basically, unmarried couples have nowhere to gently caress, so they don't gently caress unless one of their friends is willing to let them use their house for it. This doesn't apply to non-Indian couples though, nobody cares about them or what they do as long as it's not in everyone else's business.

Imagine being a 25/30-year-old man and you never had a chance to get past hand holding, which might even be too serious for some couples. You have had zero interaction with women outside of your family. Because it's futile to ever ask a girl on a date (if you lived outside of those areas in large cities where it's possible), you just sit around jerking it all day to foreign porn. The lovely movies in your country tell you how awesome love and marriage is, but they leave out the part where the guy who lived at home until 28 suddenly gets married and talks to a woman for the first time in his life and sees them as some sort of wildly different species that are made for sex and food.
You watched a lot of foreign porn and seen how down to gently caress all those other ethnicities are, and the Hollywood movies and TV shows seem to back up the idea of casual sex, so you just assume all the women outside your country are willing to gently caress anyone and all the time as much your horny virgin self is.
Some guys are beyond frustrated, other's just settle into a zone of indifference.

And many other factors. The weird anti-sex and couples thing supposedly is a recent happening (in the past few hundred years), as India was not always so drat spergy about boys and girls. Some blame the Muslims, others blame this or that, but LOL at all of it right now. Sure, it's possible to go major cities and see young people or college kids together in public, but that's just because it's a secret thing and their families are 400km away and can't get on their case about "ruining" their lives. It would never fly back in their hometowns.

My best friend in India is 28 year old dude virgin with an older also-virgin brother. All their friends are virgins. There was one guy was like a superstar blowing minds by banging like 4 women during his 6 years at university. Other dudes couldn't even fathom how he was able to pull it off.

Meanwhile, there's a beach in Mumbai where people make out under blankets because there's nowhere else to go:



Strangely, one of the very popular things (at least before), was horrendous erotica written by horny dudes for horny dudes to read on their phones. They usually featured stories about sexy/fat huge-boobed bhabhis (aunties), since it would never raise suspicion why she was coming into the house. I think much of it was incestual. It would read very much like this, but with a very Indian flare and random local words thrown in:

Vikii on indiansexstories.net posted:

I started moaning oh bhabi iii oh uh I am cumming in ur gand ahh bhabi also started moaning ahh aja mer jaan ahh umm oh then I filled his gand with my cum. after that I have hosed her oval office and gand many more time. when ever I got time. once my cousin came to over house and seen me loving bhabi and black mail me to gently caress her and I was ready for the new chute of my cousin.it is another story I tell u next time.

Really folks its really very fun when we gently caress a women if any where u get the chance do not miss specially ur bhabis the best sex in the world to gently caress ur bhabi it it will we ur life full of loving entertainment.

Any young bhabhi or any young aunty from Mumbai email me about my story. I need apreciation. My Mail ID is never.alone.in.life. secrecy is drat assured.

Wizard Master posted:

Fat Jesus posted:

ACRE & EQUAT posted:

Original_Z posted:

What's so bad about Goa?

Fat Jesus posted:

Candlelight Virgil posted:

Why is she telling him she's an undergrad? In my country that means she's over 18 and in college...

sout posted:

unless you're making a joke that's going over my head it says "underaged"

Professor SJW posted:

joke? we dont do jokes here

sout posted:

I have recurring nightmares of people posting at me

trash person posted:

So like if I were in India at a bar/pub/local hang out and I approached a girl what would happen?

tough stains posted:

This doesn't answer your question but a few years back when I lived in India I once wandered into a classy hotel pub in Bangalore on a Wednesday - ladies' night. I was immediately accosted by an attractive sophisticated woman (note: I am neither) who explained that she was divorced and had a good job in the financial sector and a 12 year old son but they never saw the father and here's my phone number. I burbled at her that I'd forgotten it was a Wednesday and I wasn't in the market. They were all middle to upper economic class, independent, and divorced/single mothers and pretty much it was their only way to meet guys. There was no way they were going to be able to marry/remarry using the traditional methods of family contacts.

Mr. Unlucky posted:

battle royale island between general indian males, japanese hikkomoris, and american mlp fans.

3 factions enter 1 leaves

qkkl posted:

I think the bad spelling is a cultural thing where Indians pretend to be stupid so no one sees them as a threat. This is a holdover from the British occupation where they violently suppressed anyone who tried to stand up against them. It's also why Indians tend to neither nod or shake their heads when asked a question by a higher-class foreigner but rather bob their head from side-to-side so it's not perceived that they said a definitive yes or no.

They probably think some dangerous white police man is monitoring the facebook comments so they make their comments seem as silly as possible so they can pass it off as a joke if the mythical white man goes after them for wanting to sex the girls.

tough stains posted:

This doesn't answer your question but a few years back when I lived in India I once wandered into a classy hotel pub in Bangalore on a Wednesday - ladies' night. I was immediately accosted by an attractive sophisticated woman (note: I am neither) who explained that she was divorced and had a good job in the financial sector and a 12 year old son but they never saw the father and here's my phone number. I burbled at her that I'd forgotten it was a Wednesday and I wasn't in the market. They were all middle to upper economic class, independent, and divorced/single mothers and pretty much it was their only way to meet guys. There was no way they were going to be able to marry/remarry using the traditional methods of family contacts.

tough stains posted:

This doesn't answer your question but a few years back when I lived in India I once wandered into a classy hotel pub in Bangalore on a Wednesday - ladies' night. I was immediately accosted by an attractive sophisticated woman (note: I am neither) who explained that she was divorced and had a good job in the financial sector and a 12 year old son but they never saw the father and here's my phone number. I burbled at her that I'd forgotten it was a Wednesday and I wasn't in the market. They were all middle to upper economic class, independent, and divorced/single mothers and pretty much it was their only way to meet guys. There was no way they were going to be able to marry/remarry using the traditional methods of family contacts.

qkkl posted:

I think the bad spelling is a cultural thing where Indians pretend to be stupid so no one sees them as a threat. This is a holdover from the British occupation where they violently suppressed anyone who tried to stand up against them. It's also why Indians tend to neither nod or shake their heads when asked a question by a higher-class foreigner but rather bob their head from side-to-side so it's not perceived that they said a definitive yes or no.

They probably think some dangerous white police man is monitoring the facebook comments so they make their comments seem as silly as possible so they can pass it off as a joke if the mythical white man goes after them for wanting to sex the girls.

Jose posted:

peak goon.txt

Haier posted:

When he said it was too fast to discuss marriage, she went to the police and said he was harassing/raping her or something, and he lost his job and had to fly out back to Australia the next week.

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Despite all this the craziest part is that Haier seems to like India more than China

Wizard Master posted:

DynamiteSurprise posted:

Look at this guy, he gets all the bhabhis. Must be the sunglasses.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

fuckin' Sanjay Fiveaces

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

fuckin' Sanjay Fiveaces

myDad posted:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

yes, peak goon is to already have a girlfriend


also lmao

genesplicer did you just scoot past this one because of the capitalisation or what