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brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Anirudh's got me so upset
Chatterjee made me lose my rest
And everybody knows about Mr. Mohinder GADDAM!

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

GOD LMAO

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Any good posts about ivankas bob window

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

Any good posts about ivankas bob window

I did the needful

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

etalian posted:

I did the needful



Super bowl to you goodboob madam

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

well that escalated

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I thought he was interest in my bobs, turns out he was for my goldbag :(

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

Jerry Cotton posted:

I thought he was interest in my bobs, turns out he was for my goldbag :(

Super gold to you

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Looks like Pajeet Sudakar is working on a borat sequel

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/gchelwa/status/936673642045476864

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
gently caress! now that's a good goddamn teacher

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Super bowl to you, stat teacher.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

Show your work and bobs

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
Shiva 4 Senate wants to test our DNA at a dance party - which is also his birthday party. I'm not sure how to feel about this because on our slippery slide to the apocalypse, this is one bizarre sign I never imagined. Part of me is scared, part of me thinks it's hilarious, and part of me thinks it's awesome.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I thought he was running against Elizabeth Warren. Why did he invite her to his dance DNA testing party? I mean, that's very gentlemanly of him. But still.

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


keep your enemies closer...

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
First time I've heard that not wanting the wall makes you racist.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I thought he was running against Elizabeth Warren. Why did he invite her to his dance DNA testing party? I mean, that's very gentlemanly of him. But still.

Maybe he's a good sport.

Or... it's a secret ploy to test her DNA.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
do milk

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Saw a "sturdy milking" in the wild yesterday.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'd rather have Kali in the Senate.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Show your work and bobs

lol

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I thought he was running against Elizabeth Warren. Why did he invite her to his dance DNA testing party? I mean, that's very gentlemanly of him. But still.
He's a nutcase. He went on a radio show, host asked how he's going to get elected if he has a past arrest for assaulting his GF and he went crazy and just kept repeating "Do you want to defeat Elizabeth Warren" like a broken record.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySAKR1CRFPA

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Lol that the guy for having "is a scientist" as one of his selling points then says cell walls and cell membranes are the same thing. Guess that's just my liberal elitism showing through.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Lol that the guy for having "is a scientist" as one of his selling points then says cell walls and cell membranes are the same thing. Guess that's just my liberal elitism showing through.

He is the inventor of EMAIL. Obviously, he is very good at all that science stuff.

Neurophonic
May 2, 2009


The attached picture was actually much intimate...

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


your sweet pennis will want to appear in my hands

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

He is the inventor of EMAIL. Obviously, he is very good at all that science stuff.

Holy poo poo is that the same guy???

I loving hate that guy

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
I'm so confused. Is that a guy writing to another guy or does he think women have "pennis"?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

your sweet pennis will want to appear in my hands

It will be the most acceptable night in your life.

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Sydney Bottocks posted:

It will be the most acceptable night in your life.

I like that he doesn't set the bar too high.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

Krycek posted:

I'm so confused. Is that a guy writing to another guy or does he think women have "pennis"?

Pretty sure it's a guy telling another guy he wants to see his pennies full stack. In the letter he says "I already know you are a man the finest" and elsewhere he's begging the other dude to keep this letter a secret.

E: on a subsequent re-read, it might be a lady telling a guy this? Something about "I want to feel the woman with you". Maybe it's a hot bhabi telling her husband's younger brother how she wants to "lighten the mood in your trousers".

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Dec 5, 2017

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Pretty sure it's a guy telling another guy he wants to see his pennies full stack. In the letter he says "I already know you are a man the finest" and elsewhere he's begging the other dude to keep this letter a secret.

E: on a subsequent re-read, it might be a lady telling a guy this? Something about "I want to feel the woman with you". Maybe it's a hot bhabi telling her husband's younger brother how she wants to "lighten the mood in your trousers".

The "feel the woman" comment is what was throwing me.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Pretty sure it's a spam email. Keeps talkin about "the website" so it's probably a cam site link that does some phishing or something.

Phishing for pennies

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

Munchables posted:

Pretty sure it's a spam email. Keeps talkin about "the website" so it's probably a cam site link that does some phishing or something.

Phishing for pennies

Bby please click link to bring my navel to full plumpiness

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