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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Im reena

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 23:01

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 21:45

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

The Archaic posted:

I love this because it has two likes. Two other dudes came across this, understood it and went "hmm, yes" and liked it. Do these guys have friends and family on facebook that see this poo poo? Or is it so widespread and common no one thinks anything of it?

Maybe nobody else in the family speaks English and has no idea? I'd guess at least one of those likes is from the poster

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 18:51

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Thirsty Girl posted:

has bhabhi respond for fac

she will revert immediately

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 20:41

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

potee posted:

When they call bhabhi a "lesbo" is that a good or a bad thing, I genuinely cannot tell

It's just a sex-related word they see on pornhub, I don't think they actually know what it means or what the implication is

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 10:22

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

ive been calling to tell them bhabhi has a computer virus and needs help with the facs machine

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 23:31

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

BIG DICK LIKE KONGOCHIEF

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 10:49

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Unironically laughed at this

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 10:34

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

what size are your boons

In Australia, boons are always plumpy:

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 20:51

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

unpacked robinhood posted:

wtf lmao

that is a plumpy navel tbf

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 21:07

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I like that people always take the time to scrub out the name from the conversation. Gotta protect the sexual harasser's identity!

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 16:36

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Seems like it would be comically easy for an unscrupulous person to set up a few fake profiles, attach them to whatsapp or messenger chatbots that just reply with a few hundred different sex chat phrases and ask for money after every few replies.

"i luv being ur bhabhi, for more sexy fac plumpy navel paypal me 25 rupees plz doing the needful"

Not that I'm unscrupulous, but it just seems like it'd be pretty easy to do. Unless that's what these facebook like farming pages are already doing?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 17:29

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Not to spoil the fun but I think DP in this case refers to display picture, not the porn term

# ¿ May 17, 2017 09:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

DynamiteSurprise posted:

When your mixtape too fire

You wouldn't download a bhabhi

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 19:44

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

bongwizzard posted:

That is a hell of an edge case right there.

I'm actually surprised he didn't add the usual "asking for a friend, plz hurry" caveat

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 19:05

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Big fac, big mac

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 16:54

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 21:45

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

putrid aidsman posted:

He says it's not that bad, but his face suggests otherwise

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 17:33

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