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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

This is goddamned hilarious, and I've seem more than my share of Pornhub comments.

Holy christ.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Actuallyyyyyyyy I love your byour boobs!

Please let me do the needful.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Professor SJW posted:

maybe all these men are autistic? is there a lot of lead in india or what

Have you seen the public swimming pools? gently caress, they're so crowded I'd probably lose myself in there.

Vere's Valdo?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Say what you will about that specific study, but based on user uploaded content to Pornhub, they're pretty accurate with India.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

fuckin' Sanjay Fiveaces

Holy poo poo, this thread is the best.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Are you for sex fart?

Mmm how ur melon?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

FabioClone posted:

Nice bahbs :wink:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

shoophobo posted:

eat. pray. poo poo in street.

This needs to be photoshopped onto the original movie poster.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

So, while I'm sure it's much lower, what's the percentage of females acting like this, 0%? It can't be JUST the guys who are this sexually frustrated, can it?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit

Wow.

:golfclap:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Haier posted:

The Something Awful Forums > General Bullshit > Indian Porn: I rubbed by penis vigorously on her bums for 5-7 minutes and throwed my sperms on her underwear.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Along with "do the needful", India people, over the phone, will usually start their sentence off with "Actually..."

I learned this during the four years I took calls for Enbridge Gas, who serviced (among other areas) Mississauga and Scarborough Ontario, both places that have a very large Indian population:

"Hi this is Rupert, how can I help you?"
"Actuallyyyyyyyy... "

Without fail. I don't know why, but now that my wife works for TrafficJunky and they're getting hammered with tech support scam sites trying to advertise on their network, they call in constantly, usually starting off with "Actually..."

Edit: Bahbhing for apples.

Actuallyyyyyyyy, this is Bahb. Bahb has da bitch tits.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Guys, I need a hot navel.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

china bot posted:

I've found my new hahbhi

Ftfy

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

xjohnson posted:

7 pages in the last 3 days (I want fuc no read). I'm sorry if this has been posted 100x by now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K69AyDJqZso

Like the Kids in the Hall before them, some of these male cast members make pretty nice looking women.

I'm so confused :psyduck:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Romes128 posted:

Fuckin random rimjob made me lmao

This exchange got me:

"anyone send ur penis pic?"
"nooooo ur a gay".

Well.... Alright then.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

How is gay treated in India?

edit:


Oh.

Man, that's gotta be a loving terrible life; not only are you frustrated as all hell, but even when you get release, it's not even with the reproductive parts of your choice. :smith:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Holy poo poo, I need to greet people with 'Super Bowl to you' now. Incredible.

I need to change my custom text to that or something.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

It's all because of their poor spelling and English comprehension.

Navel "oranges", not navel "orgasms".

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

goth smoking cloves posted:

Mods please change my name to Juicy bhabh.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I'm such a slavel for that navel!

*spins bowtie*

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sexes Boob's.

True.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

One of my favourite gifs:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BU*THOLE.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Say Nothing posted:

Why is the '70's gay porn mustache' look so popular in India?

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