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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
How is bhabi formed?

Friginator
May 13, 2014

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
wanna tear some more her dress n suck her mangoes till my juice come out from my snake

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Jesus, these asian mexicans are really ignorant.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
This would be like if I tried to talk dirty in Spanish.

"Gusta la leche? Comer mi pinga! Chingana tu puta! Tu es en pedazo de rabo!"

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
"I don't want her to be wife...I want her to be my neighborhood"

the gently caress does that mean?

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Those are tanks...
*puts on sunglasses*
..Nutrition tanks
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Mmm...41 year old vintage milk....



Seriously, what the loving poo poo...

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Some of this milk stuff reminds me of the Ancient Greek mythology about the Milky Way. Like, it's the same kind of warped logic.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
"I would like to lick her dirty shithole"


They should get pornstars to sensually read some of these.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Good thing it's censored or it would sound dirty.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I'm reading a lot of these in Beavis and Butthead's voices.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

:perfect:

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Lol

"I'm so big my mom died in childbirth"

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I love that one guy brags that he's 7 cm and another one is claiming to be 50 inches. 50 inches is about how tall Peter Dinklage is, for reference.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Bitch lasagna

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Friginator
May 13, 2014

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Makes me want to quench my thirst with some vintage milk.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

I really don't understand this one.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

Are these guys fixing to gently caress cows :stare:

Judging from the text, I'm gonna say yes, but only because of Mattu Pongal.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

This one is one of my favorites for its sheer lack of coherence.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

I love watching women season meat in the morning! At least I think that's what's going on here.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

SO we need to make "I am not in the mood of banging you" a thing.


Honey, I know you said you're not in the mood tonight, but I found this photo on Facebook of a woman smelling her own armpit that I want to show you..."

*man sees picture*

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
"Wanna brush your teeth with my dick"

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I keep reading that "wow...steve" in Tommy Wiseau's voice.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

There's that "Arab horse" thing showing up again. Which is weird because I thought an Arab horse was a camel.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
It's not like any of the women are ugly, but the amount of makeup...holy poo poo. Most of them really need to tone it down.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


Hahahaha that's actually funny.
Okay, the word "abroad" sounds different when you put "to" in front of it.
"Steve, we're sending you to abroad for two months"
Steve: "Okay, what's her name?"

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
drat...I'm a pathetic excuse for a lover. I've never even managed to penetrate a g-spot or get inside the clitoris.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
lol at Ahmed Ahmed and his uncontrollable chocobar.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Yup, that one word pretty much says it all.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

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May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Ssssssssssssssmokin'!

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