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Sydney Bottocks
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ProperCoochie posted:

PLz show full body, Hip-hop.

Hip-hop, superbowl to you!

kick boxing

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RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

One phrase, and one phrase only, is the proper reaction to this wonderful song:

kick boxing

:tipshat:

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I'm enrolled at the University of Big Melon (South), with a major in Troll Sexy Actress and a minor in Milk Studies

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My pennies has done a full 360 degrees turn just by looking at those plumpy melons/holes/hips/sides/thighs/navels/armpits/other fetishized body part that hasn't been named yet

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unpacked robinhood posted:

"We've got a good milk tank separation, beginning second stage bob fac superbowl."

"Roger that, goodboob madam. Pennies has completed 180 degree turn, kick boxing engaged. We've got plumpy holes and are preparing to widen the navel, over."


Well, Trump did say "The concept of global warming was created by and for India in order to make fac superbowl milk tanks sperm automatically exit. Sad!"

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whiter than a Wilco show posted:

Big nipples, big black

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DynamiteSurprise posted:



This is not in indian but thai but I feel that it is relevant to this thread somehow. Just look at it.

Polite sex: A post-coital "Super bowl to you, goodboob madam" :tipshat:

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Welp found my new porno name

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

lol if you've never seen an rear end show my good brother

I remember the scene from that movie where Jennifer Connelly and another woman were paid by rich dudes to perform "donkey to donkey" :v:

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DO U LIKE IT??

ALL THESE PLUMLY HOLES R URS - EXCEPT EUROPA.

ATTEMPT NO NAVEL WIDENINGS THERE.

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Kharnifex posted:

Around 2009 or so it was do the necessary, over the years shortened to do the needful.

When will it be, Do the do?

Already been done, my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxhdCJWIjTc

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nerdz posted:



Ooh bhabis my rod just inclined 90 degrees on the equator and automatically launched into geostationary orbit

The apogee of my rod is impossible to behold :quagmire:

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Super bowl from you, goodboob madam :tipshat:

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du -hast posted:

mY ROD is thick and BIG LEAKER

Rod name "Julian Assange" due to this reason

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I never thought this thread would give me reason to make not one but two Steve Albini-related posts, but here we are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPoYvhW-RhA

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I heard that her husband's younger brother delivered a very touching eulogy, where he reminisced about happier days, like the time when he told her "Okkkk my lovely. Hyyyyyy yyyyyyy hyyyy. Uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuhhh. Muuuuuhh. I kiss you. Yaaaaaaaaaahhh."

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Stay safe plumpy ghost

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I like u n ur

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Steven Segal's post-Hollywood career has taken an unexpected turn, I see

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He is most likely from Texas or Alberta

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DynamiteSurprise posted:



What do you do when your tech support gets in trouble?

I'm Llove Gupta and 2 others

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Tardigrade posted:

My god ur comment itself make me boner

Now say increase my student strength

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You look hot if you walk only on underwear

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Krycek posted:

I am getting the special feelings for you

But you must comb your hair correctly :colbert:

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Please everyone, always make sure to rinse your mouth afterwoods.

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Cum Galleon posted:

Girl TAKE ALL OF MY PENNIES

WHEN SHE TAKES SUCH MANY PENNIES

YOU CANNOT HELP TO WANT TO MAKE YOUR DEPOSIT

TROLL SEXY BANK

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How TSA Fans Understand These Pics:

*wait in line at airport for hours
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*have your checked luggage wantonly ransacked
*give nude to TSA in body scanner

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So basically modern Indian dudes like this are just possessed by the ghosts of Victorian-era British men, who would shag their rod for weeks after spotting the briefest glimpse of an ankle.

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That brazen hussy, with her pouting and eating too much/too less and non-round rotis :argh:

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naem posted:

has breasts??

Yes she inbox me

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naem posted:

2237893034

supper bubs

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Fortunately I do not have this problem with my organ size :smug:

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Well that doesn't sound like a good deal, I mean she'll be running out of socks in no time.

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vudan posted:

Yeah well I'm going to make roti that is not perfectly round. How do you like that losers?

Not super bowl to you :mad:

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I like u chubby aunty :swoon:

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Phlegmish posted:

*nods sagely* Many one gently caress my rear end.

u r panty size please

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reignofevil posted:

It does my heart good to know that somewhere goons are furiously googling every possible permutation of uncle, bhabi, and fac hunting for the big milk.

Raymond Chandler, "The Big Milk" posted:

What did it matter what plumply holes when you got fac? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on the top of a high hill? You had full pennies, you were milking the big milk, you were not bothered by bitch lasagna. Big nipples and big life were the same as bhabi and super bowl to you goodboob madam. You just milked the big milk, not caring about the nastiness of how you gently caress rear end or where you troll sexy actress.

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Definitely be careful, I knew a British guy who made a casually racist joke about Pakistan and the next thing he knew he was making GBS threads helplessly in the streets of Deolali as passers-by ignored his desperate pleas for help (which mainly consisted of asking for "bog roll and a copy of the Mirror. Or the Sun, even, I'm not fussy").

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AndyElusive posted:

Bhabi set us up the big bomb!

What the boobs!

Fac you say !!

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