ENGLISH AND WELSH PREMIER LEAGUE AND PIRATEBOB DISCUSSION THREAD FOR MARCH

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

brap is probably in jail or something by now, any recent news stories about breakins at sunderland players' homes?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 23:58

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:49

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

FullLeatherJacket posted:

consider sitting in a pub on a tuesday afternoon telling strangers that "jonathan woodgate would've scored that" and suggesting that the national team is bad due to "all the blacks"

Actually it's none of the blacks.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 00:23

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

Blue Star Error posted:

Don't bully PirateBob he's an endangered species. Top gear avs: gone, Munich Sandwich guy: gone, Mancchester United and Apple Mac: gone, that guy with the car who went down the pub and then got sent to jail or something: gone.

It's okay, I don't expect much from people who let the 6th of February pass without paying tribute. :eng99:

# ? Mar 1, 2017 00:39

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Weaponized Cum posted:

he's literally dead

He works in a watch shop that was mysteriously robbed and spends way more money than you'd think someone in retail would make actually lol. Funny character

# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:00

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

Bape Culture posted:

He works in a watch shop that was mysteriously robbed and spends way more money than you'd think someone in retail would make actually lol. Funny character

I thought he went to prison for running a scam

lots of mystery about this guy

# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:09

fat gay nonce: May 13, 2003; _{actual penis length: |-----------|}

Winner, PWM POTM January

PirateBob posted:

It's okay, I don't expect much from people who let the 6th of February pass without paying tribute.

I paid tribute by dressing as a plane and running around making plane noises

# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:10

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Brony Car posted:

Whatever happened to that guy with the Ferrari who also loved the Italian national team?

You've described every "Italian" from New Jersey

# ? Mar 1, 2017 12:53

Daktari: May 30, 2006; As men in rage strike those that wish them best,

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

You've described every Ferrari owner with a (fake) tan

# ? Mar 1, 2017 13:16

Lemon: May 22, 2003

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39125968

Aha ha ha ha ha

# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:34

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Best manager in the business IMO.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:36

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

Has a club ever rehired a manager they just sacked? I know plenty have returned after short breaks, but where a club has completely turned face and said 'you know what, our bad'

# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:47

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

Bea Nanner posted:

Has a club ever rehired a manager they just sacked? I know plenty have returned after short breaks, but where a club has completely turned face and said 'you know what, our bad'

Palermo did this about 15 times.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:08

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

My favorite poster was the facist Lazio fan who used to post in the Serie A thread.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:23

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

rip that german poster who used his real name on SA and a picture of himself for his av

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:30

Manc Hill: Jul 19, 2001; ^^this is u ^^this is me

my favourite mancchester united plastic is... me :hehe:

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:33

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

is pissflaps also a dead

# ? Mar 1, 2017 15:58

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

With aitor "lowtax" karankas side yet to register a shot on target this season he has been consolidating his posting brand in the championship thread

# ? Mar 1, 2017 16:30

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Breath Ray posted:

aitor "lowtax" karanka

# ? Mar 1, 2017 17:25

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

Breath Ray posted:

With aitor "lowtax" karankas side yet to register a shot on target this season he has been consolidating his posting brand in the championship thread

why is aitor lowtax, is lowtax known for throwing constant hissy fits or something?

# ? Mar 1, 2017 17:57

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

why is aitor lowtax, is lowtax known for throwing constant hissy fits or something?

Karanka sounds like Kyanka

# ? Mar 1, 2017 17:58

UnlimitedSpessmans: Jul 31, 2015

Gigi Galli posted:

Karanka sounds like Kyanka

# ? Mar 1, 2017 17:59

ayb: Sep 12, 2003; Kills Drifters for erections

Can't find the article but apparently 10 clubs have agreements to have sponsors on their sleeves

# ? Mar 1, 2017 18:08

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

Gigi Galli posted:

Palermo did this about 15 times.

I meant in the civilized world.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 18:23

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

The Chels

# ? Mar 1, 2017 18:27

MrBling: Aug 21, 2003; Oozing machismo

Klopp-stache and Moyes-alien.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 19:24

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

You've described every "Italian" from New Jersey

I said "owned a Ferrari." Not "owned an IROC-Z."

# ? Mar 1, 2017 19:25

Brighterday: Jun 25, 2005

If Man Utd win the Europa and finish 5th, does that mean 4th place in league don't get into Champions league?

# ? Mar 1, 2017 20:30

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I'm Ronald Koeman's bowl-cut

# ? Mar 1, 2017 20:38

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

Brighterday posted:

If Man Utd win the Europa and finish 5th, does that mean 4th place in league don't get into Champions league?

Don't think so. A country can have max 5 teams enter CL as far as I know.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 20:43

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

Brighterday posted:

If Man Utd win the Europa and finish 5th, does that mean 4th place in league don't get into Champions league?

If Man-U won Europa, but don't finish top 5, you'd also need Leicester City or Man City to win the CL and not finish in the Top 4 before 4th place lost its qualifying spot.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 20:46

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

ayb posted:

Can't find the article but apparently 10 clubs have agreements to have sponsors on their sleeves

It's United with ten sleeve sponsors.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:34

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Brony Car posted:

If Man-U won Europa, but don't finish top 5, you'd also need Leicester City or Man City to win the CL and not finish in the Top 4 before 4th place lost its qualifying spot.

Yep, it's a maximum of five teams now, so you'd need to have Leicester and United both win in Europe before fourth place doesn't qualify automatically

Some good lols would be had

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:49

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ah yes, the "champions" league

# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:11

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Lemon posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39125968

Aha ha ha ha ha

ah yes get in a manager who doesn't rate drinkwater and who totally failed to capitalise on vardy, and has no idea how to play against teams that sit back.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 00:37

saihttam: Apr 15, 2006; Enter sadman

MrBling posted:

Klopp-stache and Moyes-alien.

A good source for trp avs right here

# ? Mar 2, 2017 01:17

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

jesus christ davey moyes

# ? Mar 2, 2017 01:37

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Koeman and Conte's barbers should be tried for war crimes.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 03:12

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

Shroud posted:

Koeman and Conte's barbers should be tried for war crimes.

Puel and ~~Mark~~Leslie Hughes are okay in your books then?

# ? Mar 2, 2017 04:43

uli2000: Feb 23, 2015

MrBling posted:

Klopp-stache and Moyes-alien.

I always knew deep down in my heart that Poch was a NOB.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:31

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:49

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

Shroud posted:

Koeman and Conte's barbers should be tried for war crimes.

Bilic's barber got 20 years in the Hague.

# ? Mar 2, 2017 05:45

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