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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Mesut Ozil autobiography reveals Mourinho called Arsenal star a “coward” at Real Madrid

Ozil is a little bitch:

quote:

Mourinho was unhappy with a perceived lack of effort Ozil was putting in during a match – and called him out for it.

“You think two beautiful passes are enough… You think you’re so good that fifty percent is enough,” Mourinho tells Ozil in the book.

“He pauses. Stares at me with his dark brown eyes. I stare back. Like two boxers at the stare-down before the first round. He shows no emotion. Just waits for a response from me. How much I hate him right now. And I love Mourinho actually.”

Ozil then threw his shirt at Mourinho and urged the Portuguese boss, now manager at Manchester United, to wear it instead.

“Oh, are you giving up now? You’re such a coward,” Mourinho argued.

“What do you want? To creep under the beautiful, warm shower? Shampoo your hair? To be alone? Or do you want to prove to your fellow players, the fans out there, and me, what you can do.”

Surprising no one, Ozil opted for the shower.

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/registability/status/838018564992958465

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

blue footed boobie posted:



Advanced stats, but I thought it was kind of interesting. Surprised that Arsenal aren't the twinkiest of the teams.

lol Troy Deeney is a hefty boy isn't he

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Hoops posted:

I remember josh Lyman hit the loving plastic jackpot supporting Leicester for a laugh, who then won the league in one of the most unforseeable sporting successes in a century, which would have turned any normal person into a lifelong devotee of the club. And then just didn't care and stopped posting, also I think he was a nonce or something I don't know what the deal was with that

He switched to Manchester United then died

PirateBob posted:

No doubt this has been posted before but it's worth another watch

https://twitter.com/FootyIndxTRADER/status/843111058013339648

:laugh:

The last 5 seconds are fantastic

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NJCUK/status/843102783318441985

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Is the strategy to mark the zones where nobody is standing

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

EvilHawk posted:

gently caress England and gently caress international football forever.

You'll be fine, United will lose to West Brom because Faillaini Smalling and Jones died, Pogba is dying, and Zlatan is suspended. Also they have 9 games in April. With Rojo and Bailly hoping to stay in one piece

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Mata groin surgery, could miss rest of season

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