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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

African AIDS cum posted:

Whats the TraffordCast scoop on who is going down? I think lester stays up and wins the champs league so will plucky Boro get relegated? And who is ready for Leeds United to return to the 'clays.

how can plucky boro be relegated when we're fully sick?

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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Jose posted:

if boro don't manage another goal before the end of the season they'll break derby's record and its looking likely

yet another thing we're better than newcastle at.

FTW

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
is pissflaps also a dead

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Breath Ray posted:

With aitor "lowtax" karankas side yet to register a shot on target this season he has been consolidating his posting brand in the championship thread

why is aitor lowtax, is lowtax known for throwing constant hissy fits or something?

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Gigi Galli posted:

Karanka sounds like Kyanka

oh

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
klopp looks like lee harvey oswald

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
stoke vs boro is gona be the most depressing boring game this season except if boro win then it will be fully sick.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

julian assflange posted:

I'm sure boro will suddenly begin scoring goals and winning away games anytime now

this would be fully sick, imagine the scenes if traore learns how to shoot and then he leaves us at the end of the season for 200 billion pounds and we get relegated the season after.

can just see the headlines now

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

straight up brolic posted:

you could not pay me to watch that match

last week was boro vs palace and boro played 5 at the back and no adama traore, I'm not sure how this can be worse but I'm sure it will be.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
now that we've all said it's gona be poo poo it'll end up being a 5 goal thriller with 3 red cards and a pitch invasion

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
we're going down and hell I'm sad.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
who will walk first, karanka or wenger.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

PirateBob posted:

Fortunately the FA are less visually challenged than ABU poopyheads like Bape Culture.

"Furthermore, the FA has submitted a claim that the standard punishment that would otherwise apply for the misconduct committed by the Bournemouth defender is 'clearly insufficient'."

Mings will get more than a 3 match ban for deliberately stamping on Zlatan's head. :toot:

I like you calling others visually challenged when you genuinely believed that gabbiadini's goal was offside when it was the most onside poo poo of all time.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
edit: this was a bad post.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
it's a shame really, I wanted it to work out for him really badly but he just refused to try and change anything.

please not big nige

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
lol if you think it will be anyone with experience or expertise.

it'll probably be loving giggs.

or ravenelli

UnlimitedSpessmans fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Mar 16, 2017

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

it would either be fully sick or actually the worst.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Jose posted:

jermain defoe is in the england squad

the second highest scoring englishman this season in the england squad?
my god.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Shrapnig posted:

That's a funny way to spell Troy Deeney.

big troy deeney should actually be in the squad too.


oh and also stewart downing has now become our john terry.

UnlimitedSpessmans fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Mar 16, 2017

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
why the gently caress is luke shaw in this squad btw.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Jose posted:

Danny Rose is injured


Shrapnig posted:

Cover for Bertrand since Danny Rose is injured.

has cresswell been really bad this season or something?

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Shrapnig posted:

Who? Huehhahahahaha

aaron cresswell he plays left back for the london west ham hammers at the london stadium

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

PirateBob posted:

Imagine actually being a Boro supporter O_____o

yeah what kind of loser would actually support their local team.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

RideTheSpiral posted:

Imagine being from boro lmbo

this is a fair criticism tbh

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Lemon posted:

I've got it twice as bad, I'm a Boro plastic :(

how does this even happen

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
we all love the boro anyway and I hope big steve agnew makes us be able to score a goal at some point and then jose makes a face and we all laugh at the man u posters itt

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Pissflaps posted:

My sources tell me that lazy eye oval office Harry Redknapp is tipped to be the new boro manager.


My sources are a thread on a middlesbrough message board.


I dont think its going to happen tbh i just wanted to call him a oval office.

same, if he keeps us up we'll be in the prem

if he dosen't we can all hate him more than we already do

win

win


https://twitter.com/borocrazyfan/status/843203430839730177

lol he's ruled himself out because we're too northern.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
boro should really just play 4-4-2 long ball every game tbh, we can't pass for poo poo and shouldn't bother trying.

still think we can stay up but we probably won't

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
that's numberwang

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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Breath Ray posted:

Boro are crap but have a top 5 defence. What is their strategy at coerners?

we man mark and have negredo attack the ball

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