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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

stoke vs boro is gona be the most depressing boring game this season except if boro win then it will be fully sick.

The first ever (-1) - (-1) draw.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

CyberPingu posted:

Zlatan said Mings jumped into his elbow...



Class

Mings also denied stamping on his head so that's sorted then.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

At least it's a funny number.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

PirateBob posted:

It might appear that way to a retarded person :confused:

So you're agreeing with him then.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Eau de MacGowan posted:

I'd have a loving meltdown too if I ran my arse off each game and had to turn around and see Ozil shrugging in bug-eyed indifference every time.

Alexis is the prototypical Arsenal player in that he chases lost causes for 90 minutes but then Wenger puts a whole bunch of wasteman behind him who can't be bothered.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Paddyb posted:

Sometimes a man just need some private time on an inclined treadmill wearing a backpack full of fourth place trophies.

Don't judge

Wenger is very fit for being almost 70.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

lol if you thought that Ibrahimovic would make it through the season without doing something stupid to get sent off

I'm surprised it took this long.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I know most of you think Manchester United and their supporters are a bunch of fags but now it's official.

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-F...campaign=ManUtd

I'm genuinely surprised that they're the first club in England to partner with Stonewall.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mings got a five match ban.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

What the gently caress is this post

An incredibly poor attempt at a pun.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

ephex posted:

Where's the birth certificate?!?

Somewhere in Belgium I'd imagine.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bape Culture posted:

Why now ffs?!

First rat to desert a sinking ship.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

UnderFreddy posted:

the highest scoring englishman this season is not in the squad however

That's because he's dead.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

UnderFreddy posted:

Completely forgot Kane existed and was referring to Walcott. oops.
Highest scoring non-injured englishman this season then

That's a funny way to spell Troy Deeney.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Spangly A posted:

there's also King and Gray ahead of Walcott this year

Big Troy Deeney should get a shot but that probably won't happen within a month of him being pepper sprayed by police or w/e that nonsense was

Josh King is Norwegian.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

why the gently caress is luke shaw in this squad btw.

Cover for Bertrand since Danny Rose is injured.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

has cresswell been really bad this season or something?

Who? Huehhahahahaha

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

aaron cresswell he plays left back for the london west ham hammers at the london stadium

*In Gareth Southgate's voice*

Who?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Lemon posted:

It was the year that we won the league cup, can you blame me? I knew no better.

"We"

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

fat gay nonce posted:

Actually he is better than shrapnac because he didn't just pick the team who win stuff, the boro plastic is a cool guy and i support him

I'm sorry the team I picked to support when I was a child upsets you.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Trump is President, Britain isn't Europe, and Nazis will (probably) rule France. It's enough to make anyone cynical about foot

:qq:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

He switched to Manchester United then died


The last 5 seconds are fantastic

It was City not United.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Blasmeister posted:

iirc he was City before he was Leicester for like a week after having a crisis of faith when his beloved chels lost two games in a row. You can't buy loyalty like that.

He's also a pedo apologizer with an unhealthy obsession with womens feet.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

PirateBob posted:

We're gonna lose players to altitude sickness now :ohdear:

Up to 5th after almost 4 months in 6th.

166 days.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Spurs are probably going to play all their home matches at Wembley next season.

That's them relegated.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/mar/23/tottenham-granted-permission-to-play-27-home-games-wembley-next-season

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Incredible.

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