Red Bull Mixed with Red Wine is Surprisingly Drinkable

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Go ahead and fix yourself one. I'll wait.

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Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

I'll take your word for it jerry

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:04

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

your degeneracy knows no bounds

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:04

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

seems like this would make for an alert and bubbly buzz

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:05

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Shaquin posted:

seems like this would make for an alert and bubbly buzz

Shaquin gets it. Gets you feeling mellow and alert.

I'm struggling to think of an appropriate glass and garnish for this drink. Anyone care to weigh in?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:07

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Shaquin gets it. Gets you feeling mellow and alert.

I'm struggling to think of an appropriate glass and garnish for this drink. Anyone care to weigh in?

serve it in a rusted bean can w a turd for garnish

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:11

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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I like your moxie

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:12

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Shaquin gets it. Gets you feeling mellow and alert.

I'm struggling to think of an appropriate glass and garnish for this drink. Anyone care to weigh in?

A PINEAPPLE (fOR BOTH)

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:12

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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dad gay. so what posted:

A PINEAPPLE (fOR BOTH)

like a whole pineapple?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:13

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I invented this in November 2011.

It was based off the Spanish drink calimocho.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:13

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I invented this in November 2011.

It was based off the Spanish drink calimocho.

No. It was invented well before that and is named for its creator, Tony Ferrari - a terrible man

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:14

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

like a whole pineapple?

hollow out the pineapple (sorry about the caps earlier)

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:15

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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I mean for the garnish

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:16

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

No. It was invented well before that and is named for its creator, Tony Ferrari - a terrible man

You don't know what it's like to order this at a bar and have the bartender refuse to make it.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:17

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I mean for the garnish

i think technically it could be both, but if you want to make everything so difficult why dont you garnish it with a human head, preferably YOURS :twisted:

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:20

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Only if you promise the electrolytes in the pineapple glass would keep my severed head alive long enough to tell the consumer interesting facts about pineapples/Red Bull/red wine

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:22

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

you could garnish it with a single rose petal

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:28

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I'll drink one out of my tiki volcano drink bowl.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:28

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Enfield posted:

you could garnish it with a single rose petal

Stuff like this is why you're the most romantic poster on the forums

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:29

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Only if you promise the electrolytes in the pineapple glass would keep my severed head alive long enough to tell the consumer interesting facts about pineapples/Red Bull/red wine

im not going to promise anything

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:32

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Thinking about it now, i don't like red bull

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:39

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Thinking about it now, i don't like red bull

no one does

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:43

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

They already have this in the UK I believe. It's called Buckfast.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:44

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

no one does

I had a friend who would drink 8 a day

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:44

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Whooping Crabs posted:

They already have this in the UK I believe. It's called Buckfast.

Hi. We haven't met so you would have no way of knowing this, but I don't like it when people come into my threads and start lying.

Don't worry about it this time, but next time I might ask you to suck my balls or something

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:45

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

I like to mix spiced rum with those little kool aid single serving pouches, it's a pretty classy drink.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:46

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Whooping Crabs posted:

They already have this in the UK I believe. It's called Buckfast.

While looking up buckfast I found that they used to make a wine fortified with cocaine, and endorsed by the pope.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Mariani

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

Hi. We haven't met so you would have no way of knowing this, but I don't like it when people come into my threads and start lying.

Don't worry about it this time, but next time I might ask you to suck my balls or something

Thanks bub

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:46

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Nolan Arenado posted:

I like to mix spiced rum with those little kool aid single serving pouches, it's a pretty classy drink.

I've been drinking rum and pepsis

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:46

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

The only other thing I have to contribute to this thread is that when I went to Scotland I was really excited to try Irn Bru, but then really disappointed because it just tasted like red bull.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:47

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Nolan Arenado posted:

The only other thing I have to contribute to this thread is that when I went to Scotland I was really excited to try Irn Bru, but then really disappointed because it just tasted like red bull.

I'm going to Scotland in August, is there anything you would like me to try for you?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:47

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I'm going to Scotland in August, is there anything you would like me to try for you?

Try to see if you can observe a conversation that breaks the record for consecutive "ayes" in a conversation. I heard:

P1: "Aye?" (really?)
P2: "Aye" (yep)
P1: "Aye" (wow)
P2: "Aye" (yep)

So you would need to see five in a row to beat that. Good luck.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:50

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Nolan Arenado posted:

Try to see if you can observe a conversation that breaks the record for consecutive "ayes" in a conversation. I heard:

P1: "Aye?" (really?)
P2: "Aye" (yep)
P1: "Aye" (wow)
P2: "Aye" (yep)

So you would need to see five in a row to beat that. Good luck.

Ok cool, I think I'm also gonna try sex with another dude