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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > UFC March-ing into Mediocraty
 
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evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

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willie_dee posted:

I think its steroids.

Theres a Testosterone steroid going round at the moment that is in and out of your system in 12 hours, if you microdose it well enough you can not get caught 9/10, and its very easy to test yourself to see if you are about to fail on those 1/10 times. I think he's been micro dosing, and an early pre fight test came up that he couldn't pass because he couldn't get the steroids out of his system and cut weight at the same time, so suddenly it's

"oh no let's take him immediately to a hospital, not inform the ufc, hide him there, oh dear he cant be tested? thats a shame, well it was a weight cut problem"

Dana White even said that they went awol and that if they had let the ufc Dr's see him instead of running to a hospital (not even the closest one iirc) the fight could of happened, but then, so would of the testing.

:tinfoil:

Wouldn't the USADA know about this, and be able to issue an out of competition sample? "Too bad you couldn't show up for your fight. Now piss."

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evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

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Chichevache posted:

I would like to see Rumble on PEDs. :stonk:

Isn't moonface and steroid jaw a thing? Usually Rumble has inwards cheeks, but in the Gus fight he looked like Dizzy Gillespie. Now after USADA, he looks like his old tale of the tape pics again.

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Jul 30, 2006

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Fat Twitter Man posted:

Artem Lobov explained that the reason he loses fights all the time is because he has to take fights on short notice because people won't book fights for him in advance because they are scared.

Not even Trump, Conway, Spicer and Bannon could come up with something like this.

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That's also a $36,000 watch he's wearing. But he has to fight to feed his family!

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