UFC March-ing into Mediocraty

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Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[Joe rogan voice] If you wanted to design a fighter to capture the affections of the internet, he would be fat, he would be socially awkward, and he would ignore all decorum. Mark Hunt is that guy.

Don't forget the insatiable drive to eat fried chicken.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 15:59

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:59

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

I'm always concerned with fights that are so hyped and exciting looking. They often turn into duds because of risk aversion.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 17:15

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Oh Jesus god no not the interim belt

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 18:29

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Khabib will never be champion until he masters the delicate art of drinking water.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 20:09

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Khabib had to recuse himself from the fight due to possible connections to Russia.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 22:24

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Ulio posted:

Is the Khabib/Tony fight officially canceled? I was probably most excited for that fight than any other. Still a good card but this was a potentially great fight.

Also good luck to Khabib getting fights after this, people were already ducking him but now they have even more reason with all the fights he has had canceled or rescheduled due to injury.

How do you duck some who never fights?

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 02:13

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Nope, USADA is here now.

Poor Bigg Rigg, thought of piss cups and died.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 20:36

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

chaleski posted:

Velasquez vs Overeem would own

e I can't spell

If you want to see Cain fight I suggest you buy the new UFC game.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 03:37

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Zzulu posted:

But then they should have kept Joes Best Friend instead

why do anik

anik is so NOTHING

If Anik is nothing he should be easy to tune out while he reads the company lines. But on the other hand no one is going to hype corn nuts like Goldie did.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 15:23

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Thrifting Day! posted:

I can't believe there's a three page discussion on Chael Sonnen in 2017.

This dumb sport

Thought I was in the mma B league thread for a minute.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 01:02

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Who posted the list of best PED excuses? It's been awhile and could probably use updating.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 15:53

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Work Friend Keven posted:

(does a sharp intake of breath while darting my head around looking for father dog)

Fatherdog isn't around anymore. Ma and Pa said they took him to a farm up north. :smith:

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 04:53

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

I remember the poster where the fighters were war painted in their nation's colors against a white background, that was good looking. Was that one of the Weidman/Silva fights?

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 16:30

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Neeber posted:

Thinking the UFC had no idea what fighters were making off sponsors is hilariously naive.

Have we already forgotten?

Needs to be the forum background.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 19:40

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

No Love has truly hit the scene if the Onion noticed.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/840248666749296640

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 18:40

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

So if Khabib retires early does that get chalked up to AKA grinding another talent into the dirt well before their prime?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 22:19

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Lets not think Uncle Dana is going to hold to something as outlandish as tradition or standards if he sees a way to make money.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 02:38

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Bundt Cake posted:

Remember when Rockhold, jacare, Romero, and Weidman meant 2-3 years of all time classic fights ahead of us in a couture-ortiz-liddell esque golden age for MW

Yoel is a huge cheat and on the gas, Jacare is old and likely on the gas, Weidman has issues with his gas, and Rockhold got gassed by Bisping.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 15:04

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

I feel like Weidman is a combination of the getting older, the IV ban, and the damage he's taken in the Machida and Rockhold fights.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 18:13

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Work Friend Keven posted:

Give me Jon Jones vs anyone

Jon Jones vs the State of New Mexico.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 21:10

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

NFL drug testing is a joke. You have to look like a comic book character to get caught.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 05:20

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:59

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[in Bert Sugar voice] Now this kid fights like he was physically abused, but he trash talks like he was sexually abused

Amazing.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 16:00

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