TNA for March: Who will survive, and what will be left of them? (and fuck that owl!)

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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I'd rather Low-Ki say yes to any ridiculous offer that TNA sends him, if only because that's exactly what he deserves.

I've worked with the guy a few times, way back when I was part of USA Pro out of NYC/Long Island in '00-'02. He's a whiny sack of poo poo and it doesn't look like anything has ever changed. Don't think that one incident was the first or last time he's ever had to be carried out.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 15:51

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:34

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Dr. rear end posted:

Cageside Seats is reporting TNA offered Bully Ray a huge contract and it fell through at the eleventh hour

Apparently the belt was originally supposed to go to Galloway, but they were too late offering him a new contract. Then Bully Ray was almost signed to get the belt, but it fell through at the last minute.

Alberto es numero tres.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 14:27

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

In The Bushes posted:

I hope THQ makes a game about the owl. It would be the best wrestling game ever.

Wikipedia: THQ 1989-2013

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 17:49

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Feuding commentators only works when it happens naturally, like JR and Heyman at the desk when Lawler quit in 2001.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 13:21

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Now that they've revealed that the owl is female, how long before it's called a slut and powerbombed through a table?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 14:02

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

oatgan posted:

As terrible as the whole "Triple H destroys the entrance screens while Vince pleads" spot was, at least they had the sense to gimmick the poo poo to emit sparks and explosions. This just looks like a guy desperately trying to jerk off with a severe case of dope dick.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 16:01

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Psychepath posted:

Not content with simply not understanding trademarks, here's 2017 TNA glorifying sexual assault by Earl Hebner, for like the 10th straight year.

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/845086145964920832

There's no loving way Russo isn't back.

I'm sorry, being that he's supposed to be an official, is he at all being reprimanded in storyline by enforcing the rules through sexual assault?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 16:04

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Didn't Magnus go from being their number one shill to making GBS threads all over the company once he left?

Adorable

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 15:30

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:34

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

BrigadierSensible posted:

Wrestling birds (in order of coolness and goodness):

The Swagger Soaring Eagle
Frankie
The GobbledyGooker
The Crow that terrified Eric Buischoff
The Unnamed Impact Owl

Discuss.

Edit: I am a moron who cannot differentiate between birds and have eagles on the brain.

corn in the bible posted:

Little Red Rooster

The vulture tied to Taker's chariot at WrestleMania IX

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 13:49

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