TNA for March: Who will survive, and what will be left of them? (and fuck that owl!)

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

grack posted:

I want to see those belts framed and hung on a wall in the Hardy compound.

Viking funeral in the Dilapidated Boat.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 08:31

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 19:39

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Deputy Assistant Secretary of Drinking This Box of Wine

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 02:35

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I see the Alberto / TNA working relationship lasting about two taping sessions.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 23:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

What are the odds they'll still have the TNA bug in the corner of their YT videos even after they announced that name is dead on camera during these tapings?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 08:31

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Chris James 2 posted:

I cannot loving believe this is all happening again

Time is a flat circle.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 05:03

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://twitter.com/noantica/status/838261606165315585

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:57

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Yeah, this whole production reeks of Russo. At least that means it'll implode in a really hilarious way.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 02:46

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

Also TNA, TNA is bad. Were the Hardy's complicit in filming the teleportation thing or was that just movie magic? If you're going to acknowledge them still having the belts, why wouldn't you have them drop them like they offered?

I'm pretty sure they were teleporting off to win yet another indie fed's tag belts, but TNA just said "they died on the way to their home planet" and gave the belts to Decay.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 08:41

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

More than ever, now would be the time for TNA to decide to pursue young indie talent that isn't interested in / can't get signed to NXT. They already do blocks of tapings where going in for three or four days can get you weeks of TV time, and it's not like Orlando is the middle of nowhere. Sign them to 3-month and/or per-appearance deals, if someone catches fire talk long-term.

Instead they bring in Russo and Jarrett with their FRESH AND INNOVATIVE IDEAS, slash the pay rates for wrestlers, bring out a bunch of old guys to poo poo all over the last few years of the product and name drop all the people who left and are now big stars in NXT/WWE, and throw the title to Alberto Del Rio with a clusterfuck finish.

And gently caress THAT OWL.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 07:06

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 19:39

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

flashy_mcflash posted:

#fuckthatowl

https://twitter.com/RebyHardy/status/841132829236969472

gently caress That Owl is my slogan for 2017.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 05:49

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