March Games Chat: Wii would like U to Switch to a new console.

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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:20

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 21:16

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bushisms.txt posted:

Umm, please show a game that has full on interplanetary travel across a physics based system, and the ability to travel from one planets surface to the next without a proper loading screen. The programming math alone is pretty crazy. It's one thing to poo poo on the marketing, but not even the great will wright could get this working properly.

Noctis

Also Parkan I guess

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 13:13

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VideoGames posted:

In a way considering what first party games we got for the WiiU I am completely happy about that.

However, it feels more as though Nintendo is eschewing the console space held by the PS4 and Xbone and attempting to carve away a lot of the ridiculously lucrative mobile market. More so than ever before with the 3DS/DS/Gameboy because people can look at the switch and see a tablet. If Nintendo do bring a lot of tablet esque features to the Switch, combined with playing Nintendo games and some popular mobile games, it could be the thing that rejuvenates their repuation.

The Wii U's baffling third-party line-up is why we got Ninja Gaiden 3: Razors Edge. Bless you, Wii U.

Blii U.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 14:29

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Can't wait to play Darksiders 3: Breath of the Wild

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:42

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Harrow posted:

In the future, when a 12-year-old calls you a "cock-chewing shitbird," your brain will make you believe you are a cock-chewing shitbird. It's all very immersive.

So I'll believe I'm President Trump?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 18:52

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VideoGames posted:

I rate things on a five word system.

Bad.
Fine.
Good.
Great.
Superlative.

SSSadistic!!!

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 23:23

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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 00:20

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been playin more razors' edge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyoXkVo7i9E

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 04:44

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oddium posted:

the only good theme was the afrika zebras

It's very good yeah

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 14:41

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Maybe I'll get a Wii U

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 23:15

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOD2pA794k

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 05:48

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CJacobs posted:

Personally I'm glad it's winding down to just 'in passing' these days around here because mock threads were incredibly bad and it's a good thing they are becoming scarce.

Sounds like we should make a mock thread about them

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 00:18

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Cowcaster posted:

hey remember that time that the game you liked's director literally equated gay people to dogs having sex in the rear end

i didnt know rand miller was a homophobe

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 21:56

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO09xOB1ySI

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 21:58

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cumhzt9-12o

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 01:00

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In Training posted:

You're allowed to be a sex criminal as long as you're also Jewish in the film world.

If there's one thing Hollywood has taught us it's that ALL races are allowed to rape kids with no repercussion

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 02:42

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StrixNebulosa posted:

All of this talk of GOTYs and not a single mention of A House of Many Doors?

sorry but Night in the Woods is goty

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 04:42

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we are sex bomb bomb

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 04:50

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Chrono Trigger owns

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 13:22

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Nobody loving cares if it's anime shut up

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 13:33

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Ah yes, Myst 4. The classic.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 16:54

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The Colonel posted:

tri-ace, creators of valkyrie profile, star ocean, the dinner dance and nolan north dancing non-stop in the inner recesses of his mind while thinking about boobs

it's less that jrpgs were in a bad place at the time and more that the xbox 360 had loving nothing cause nobody in japan really cared about it, so all you really had, especially in 2008, was either tales of vesperia or lost oddyssey

though i guess the ps3 wasn't exactly booming with them at the time either...

Don't forget OPERATION DARKNESS

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 18:58

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exquisite tea posted:

I can't tell you how many Shepards I liquefied in ME1 after spending 30 minutes in the character creator getting everything perfect, only for them to have some horrible stank rear end face for the big dramatic reveal in the opening moments of the game.

Here's Space Lady Shepard

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 22:58

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Palpek posted:

It's advertised on every second gaming site so no.

ITT people with AdBlock discuss the marketing they've seen

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 23:06

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Falcon Lombardi Johnson

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 00:29

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Palpek posted:

Please, meet my sons Scorpion, Sub-Zero and Johnnycage.

Noob Saibot

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 00:30

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Gerald Auvrivya Wilson you put down that magnifying glass right now

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 00:45

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89 posted:

I pondered the idea of eventually grabbing a heavily discounted Wii U to have The Nintendo Machine with it's virtual console.

But, then I realized most of the games on VC are still $10 each. wtf.

On the other hand with homebrew it can run all the GameCube games so that's neat (so can a Wii!)

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 02:07

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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 04:40

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Real hurthling! posted:

In america, land of coyotes and car first neighborhood planning

Cats have driven many native species to extinction but yeah LOL AMERICANS

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 14:12

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bloodychill posted:

I used to hate the idea of indoor cats since I grew up with outside/inside ones, but living in an urban area filled with cars and highways has meant raising two cats who are inside-only except my balcony. They are actually super scared of going outside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068AFYvd58E

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 14:34

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StrixNebulosa posted:

Still not gonna buy it though.

I'm looking at this game instead because apparently I'm in the mood for old, anime srpgs? It's not on sale, but...I still want to play it, so I might splurge a bit.

Hahahaha no that's no JRPG, it's an old porno visual novel and it has nothing to recommend it in any way (including as porn, since it is the all-ages redacted version)

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 13:26

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:52

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StrixNebulosa posted:

I think Corn in the Bible got it so it looked and played like a PSX game, but I don't know how they did that.

e: That might have been Shadow of Mordor. It's been a while since the screenshots were posted.

It was indeed SoM. I don't have the Witcher 3 so I can't say how well it runs!

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 15:23

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Scrublord Prime posted:

The Rumplestiltskin puzzle is at least optional, if you can't guess his hosed up name in three tries you can take an alternate route to the cloud/mountain area and you'll just miss getting a perfect score. It's no deadly snake that you need to randomly throw a bridle you got from a genie on to transform into a flying horse so it'll give you a sugar cube that will protect you from poisonous brambles you need to cross later on. Or the classic throw a boot at a cat chasing a mouse in a timeframe of a second or two else you leave the game in an unwinnable state when you enter a random inn and get tied up by a bunch of bandits! Or my favorite from another Sierra adventure game Gold Rush: While traveling by ship you can randomly get a disease and die or the ship will randomly sink and you die and the game will literally tell you "There was nothing you could've done!" The only way to survive is to load a save before getting on the ship and hope the RNG won't kill you next time.

Sierra games except Quest for Glory are all rear end in a top hat games. QfG is good.

gabriel knight owns gently caress u

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 05:57

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Lurdiak posted:

No, but fixing that is on their to-do list. They're also planning on adding descriptions of moves to the dojos so you know what the gently caress you're buying.

#earlyaccess

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 13:45

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so ninja gaiden 3 non-razors-edge is actually way worse than i remembered lol

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 04:11

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In Training posted:

Oh I guess Bloodborne is also a perfect game

me too, i am too

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 04:19

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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 16:52

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 21:16

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The Colonel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czDdLm60bTA

i would like vampire: the masquerade bloodlines a hell of a lot more if the second half of it wasn't the worst loving poo poo

like jesus, there's so much cool stuff in that first half but the fact that it all totally goes to crap once you hit the sewers is probably gonna keep me from ever replaying it

You should play bloodlust shadowhunter haha

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 14:20

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