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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




PrinceRandom posted:

I'm always confused. Is this a thumbs up or a "what the gently caress" gesture

I always thought it was a "where's the rest of it?" motion.

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Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
See, I was thinking "Where's mine?"

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Should have posted a screenshot, its gone.

Q_res posted:

See, I was thinking "Where's mine?"
:same:

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
He eventually got his sandwich though. He always does.

looks like bacon and some kind of cheese

http://i.imgur.com/ubyBoTr.gifv

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

That was definitely worth a 15 yard penalty. Lmao that was just the very end

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Should have posted a screenshot, its gone.


I took one:

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

PrinceRandom posted:

I'm always confused. Is this a thumbs up or a "what the gently caress" gesture

It's thumbs up

"What the gently caress" would have been palms up with his fingers spread out

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Whoops.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The only important part of the combine:

https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/838104608773791744

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Not as funny as him running slower than Mount Cody

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

haha I was completely joking but somehow I'm not surprised.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/838259044943032320

Hopefully he can pay someone to watch the drat clock for him.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







And throw the football for him.

And catch the football for him.

And GM the team.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

wandler20 posted:

I took one:



Who's number?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

How does someone accidentally enter a phone number into a Twitter client? DM mishap I guess?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







fsif posted:

How does someone accidentally enter a phone number into a Twitter client? DM mishap I guess?

Trying to DM for some strange

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Jim Tomsula shaved his mustache and I'm very mad about it

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/838451989201694721

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe
I don't for one second believe that's Jim Tomsula.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I wish he was still our defensive line coach. He was so goddamned good at it

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Spoeank posted:

I wish he was still our defensive line coach. He was so goddamned good at it

Hopefully he can fix up ours.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Febreeze posted:

Jim Tomsula shaved his mustache and I'm very mad about it

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/838451989201694721

Looks like an angry Kurt Warner.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Spoeank posted:

I wish he was still our defensive line coach. He was so goddamned good at it

I'm not sure he wasn't a good head coach.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fsif posted:

I'm not sure he wasn't a good head coach.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't a good head coach for that particular situation.

What a good head coach for that situation would look like is another question.

lockdar
Jul 7, 2008

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Is AJ McCarron the one responsible for that pick-6 to Big Play Willie Gay that featured an excessive celebration penalty that went on for like 10 minutes and culminated in Gay crawl-walking on his knees while wildly swinging his arms to Joey Porter, who mimicked him? That was the best thing, and I'm really glad that happened. I still laugh when I think about it. Like right now.

Thanks for bringing a big poo poo eating grin back to my face!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Grittybeard posted:

I'm pretty sure he wasn't a good head coach for that particular situation.

What a good head coach for that situation would look like is another question.

NFL Europe, he won their championship.

Febreeze posted:

Jim Tomsula shaved his mustache and I'm very mad about it

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/838451989201694721

He shaved it after he got fired from the Niners last year.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

fsif posted:

I'm not sure he wasn't a good head coach.

I decided he was a pretty good coach the moment he took that roster and won a game

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

lockdar posted:

Thanks for bringing a big poo poo eating grin back to my face!

https://youtu.be/2Y8dUkp2zwY

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Raku posted:

I decided he was a pretty good coach the moment he took that roster and won a game

:yeah:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Raku posted:

I decided he was a pretty good coach the moment he took that roster and won a game

Chip Kelly won two with an even worse roster.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




NFL talking about relaxing rules for excessive celebration finally after realizing that things called "gifs" are popular on the internet.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

big money big clit posted:

Chip Kelly won two with an even worse roster.

I mean that's still 3 less than Big Jim

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Kalli posted:

NFL talking about relaxing rules for excessive celebration finally after realizing that things called "gifs" are popular on the internet.

Oh ffs

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Raku posted:

I mean that's still 3 less than Big Jim

Kelly had a much worse roster.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

warcrimes posted:

Kelly had a much worse roster.

explain? I mean the Niners did most of their cratering before Tomsula coached a game.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Big Time Tomsula had some super flukey wins.

Like Blaine Gabbert 70 yard bomb to Torrey Smith in OT after the Bears kicker shanked a chip shot

Or the Falcons not going for two

Or the Rams loving up the 4th quarter and OT as hard as they could

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Spoeank posted:

Big Time Tomsula had some super flukey wins.

Like Blaine Gabbert 70 yard bomb to Torrey Smith in OT after the Bears kicker shanked a chip shot

Or the Falcons not going for two

Or the Rams loving up the 4th quarter and OT as hard as they could

He also lost to JFF.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
:stare:

quote:

Duvernay-Tardif’s cap numbers are as follows: $2.7 million in 2017, $5.3 million in 2018, $8.2 million in 2019, $9 million in 2020 and $9.2 million in 2021. Duvernay-Tardif has a base salary of $7.9 million in 2022.

quote:

Berry’s cap numbers are as follows: $13 million in 2018, $16.5 million in 2019, $13.5 million in 2020, $16 million in 2021 and $14 million in 2022. He has workout bonuses of $100,000 each year.

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs/article136600898.html#storylink=cpy

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Arian Foster is cool.

https://twitter.com/mellentuck/status/838499531662716928

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




His responses are cracking me up. I love that it's trending.

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Bemis
Jan 5, 2010

At least he doesn't think he can take on a bear like some people.

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